get your buggy butt out of there with teleport, who knows you might accidentally pop up alongside Luna while she's having a bath.
Oh snap, they're looking for you. Time to stealth it up Metal gear style.
You look around for a hiding spot when you see...a box. There's nothing special about this box, its just a normal, everyday box. Suddenly, you have a flash-back to when you played a game called 'Metal Gear Solid.' In it, you played as a soldier who had to infiltrates a nuclear weapons facility to neutralize the terrorist threat from FOXHOUND, a renegade special forces unit. It was sent in the "fake" human world (yes, you believe in humans...deal with it.) You remember how the main character, Solid Snake, would hide in a box to sneak past enemies. You decide that if it can work in the video game, then it must work in real life.
After you get under the box, you begin to sneak towards the entrance of the library when suddenly you see, though a hole you poked though the box with your horn to see, Applejack coming your way. You immediately stop in your tracks, hold your breath, and not move a single bone of your buggy body. You see Applejack look at your box for a second, then continue to walk past you. You silently cheer in your head when suddenly you feel an itch on your snout(that's what there called...right?) You try to cover you snout before you sneeze, but its to late.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Uh oh...you really hate lady luck right now. Your pretty sure you can hear Applejack galloping back to where you are. You are about to make a run for it when the box you are under suddenly gets lifted up. "!" You look behide you to see a grinning Applejack, and you don't see Rarity so she probably went to look for you in another part of the castle. "Gotcha ya no good varmint" Applejack says to you with a glare.
Use your newfound teleporting powers to hide, and remain hidden, until they get tired and leave.
You think quickly and use your new found teleport power to teleport away from Applejack before she can land any blow on you. Unfortunately for you, you only teleport a couple feet away from her, and right on top of Rarity who probably came to the library when you sneezed. "Oh get off of me you brute before you make me do something very unladylike to you!" Rarity threatens you with, and seeing as how you still have the needle marks from the invasion to know that shes not bluffing, you get off her.
Command them to "HOLD!" in your Royal Canterlot Voice.
You see Applejack and Rarity running straight towards you. Thinking quickly, you use your RCV to stop them. You focus your magic on your voice and yell "HOLD" Applejack and Rarity both stop in their tracks in shock. Taking advantage of their shock you continue.
"I'VE BEEN RUNNING FROM YOU PONIES FOR LONG ENOUGH. NOW, WE ARE ALL GOING TO SIT DOWN AND TALK LIKE RESPONSIBLE PONIES, AND YOU BOTH WILL LIKE IT...UNDERSTAND!!"
Rarity shakes her head and starts to sit down, but Applejack apparently thinks otherwise. "Now you hold it right there you varmint, I've had enough of you and having to chase you around, now I'm gonna grab you, tie you up, and haul your buggy butt back to Ponyville." Applejack then charges at you, with the intent to do harm. You don't think the RCV is going to work again, so you do the next best thing.
get your buggy butt out of there with teleport, who knows you might accidentally pop up alongside Luna while she's having a bath.
You focus all your magic into your horn. Then you make sure that you have your bottomless saddle bag, which you now name it 'The Inventory', and then you look at Applejack with a smirk and say "Later girl" and then you go *poof*. You closed your eyes when you used your teleport, and you can't see a thing. But for some odd reason, it is now extremely hot and you hear singing. You open your eyes to see that you are in a bathroom. You see the crest of the moon all over the place. You then add one and one together....you then freeze in fear. You are either in a Luna fan bathroom or...YOUR IN PRINCESS LUNA'S BATHROOM, AND SHES IN HERE WITH YOU. You really really Hate lady luck right now.
What do you do?