My Little Strawhat

by edwinflores428


Chapter 14 - Cooking with a Dash of Chaos

“I’m right with you Captain Spitfire! I may not be a Wonderbolt yet but I got the guts to prove it!!” yelled Rainbow Dash as she flew with the Wonderbolts and other pegasi to strike at the Shadowbolts led by captain Lightning Dust who horribly mutated by Sombra’s dark magic. As the battle rages below with new players like Bon Clay entering the massive fight, but Rainbow Dash knew that as long as one side controls the sky, they control the battle; and Rainbow Dash wasn’t going to let her new friends sacrifice their lives for nothing.

“I like your guts, Rainbow Dash. I’ll keep an eye on you when you get back to the Academy” said Spitfire.

“Let’s go! Wonderbolts: Alpha formation!!” she looks as Rainbow Dash and smirks a grin
“Just try and keep up”

Rainbow Dash also smiles “You’re on!”

But they are soon greeted by a massive black cloud and the sound of buzzing, and in leading the center of it all, was the darkened Lightning Dust who obviously set her sights on both Spitfire and Rainbow Dash.

“There you two are! Now everyone….attack!! Kill them all!!” she bellowed as all of the flying soldiers. Already at top speed she collides with the duo pinning them to a dense cloud.

“*gasps* Lightning Dust!? Is that you!?” said Spitfire as she stares into the blood red eyes of her former cadet.

“Just like Gilda, Sombra corrupted you…..HE’S PLAYING YOU FOR A FOOL!!!” yelled Rainbow Dash.

Lightning Dust merely smiled. “Ha….ha…HAHAHAHA!! You honestly think that I was tricked, I WANTED THIS TO HAPPEN TO ME BECAUSE YOU TWO..” as she pressed down harder against the clouds causing actual cracks to form on the clouds. “YOU TWO KILLED MY DREAMS!!!! I SPENT 10 FUCKING YEARS TRAINING THROUGH BLOOD SEAT AND TEARS AND YOU JUST TOSS ME AWAY FOR WHAT? FRIENDSHIP? RESTRAINT!? YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'VE SACRIFICED AND NOW YOU’RE GOING TO DIE FOR IT!!”

As she bears her fangs to bite down on the 2 pegasi, a quick movement of the wings allowed both Spitfire and Rainbow Dash to escape.

“Whew, that was close, c’mon Spitfire we gotta beat her! ……Spitfire?” as Rainbow Dash turned to her friend, she sees the yellow, flame-headed pegasi in a state of shock.

“It’s….my fault…. In all my time as captain of the Wonderbolts, I’ve had to kick out many promising cadets…they become disappointed, but they always come back with happy new lives….but this is the first time that the one I kicked out that has turn to such lengths to seek revenge….and it’s my fault that so many are now fighting for their lives. I…I don’t know what to do…..” Spitfire finished her speech with tears forming in her eyes.

“It’s okay Spitfire, but what matters is what’s happening here and now. And right now we need to beat her so that Sombra doesn’t take over our country.”
Spitfire made sure to wipe away the tears and made a face of determination

“You’re right, Thank you Rainbow Dash, hurry let’s get her! ”

“Right..” she suddenly grabs Spitfire and starts swinging her around at her top speed

“Hold on tight!”

“I see your plan!”

“Already turning on each other? How pitfiful…” Lightning Dust then charges at the
swinging duo “YOU’RE MINE!!”

“Here we go Spitfire! Ready!?” yelled Rainbow Dash

“Ready!!” and then Rainbow flung Spitfire close to Sonic Rainboom speed as the duo yelled.

“SUPER PEGASI SPEED CANNON!!” as Spitfire speed towards her target, she became encased in fire almost like a torpedo until she hit her target right in Lightning Dust’s chest resulting in the target's ribs being burned and crushed eliminating her ability to fly and fight.

“No!!!” as Lightning Dust fell towards the ground.

“I HATE YOU TWO!!!” she landed with a deep thud as she hit the ground hard resulting in a medium sized crater.

Back up in the air, Rainbow Dash lowered her head somberly as if in mourning for this victory.

“I’m sorry Lightning Dust, we could’ve been good friends.”

“Rainbow Dash behind you!” yelled Spitfire as she pointed towards Rainbow Dash’s behind.
She turned her head narrowly missing 3 changeling and Shadowbolt attacks.

“GYAA!!” she yelled as she ducks, but then the 3 attackers are suddenly hit by a spinning tornado sweeping them away!

“What the!?” she asked as she turns her head to see who saved her. And she finally locked on to her savior, she couldn’t help but blush slightly…it was Soarin’.

“Just leave these attackers to me Rainbow Dash! I still owe you big time for saving that pie back at the Gala!” he yelled. “Hey! Maybe we can hang out after this over!” he added as he punched a changeling in the face.

“I’ll just take you up on that offer Soarin’!!” Rainbow Dash exclaimed as she flew back towards the battle below to help a certain dragonequues with a massive prank.

It was only a few minutes mets up with her partner, it was none other than Discord. Together they flew to their intended target....Sanji the cook.

“Roundtable Course!” as Sanji yelled kicking away at least a dozen of corrupted ponies and changelings in the massive battle.

“Damn! There’s just no end to them!” as he constantly kicks off the enemies from getting any closer to Ponyville.

“Sanji! You okay buddy?” said Rainbow Dash as she flew down and landed beside him punching a few changelings. “I brought some help!”

“Help? Like a need it right now! Extra Hachis!” Sanji yelled delivering a barrage of kicks yet only taking out a few dozen changelings.

“Do you honestly think I wouldn’t be in this fight!?” said Discord flying down.

“Oh great….you” Sanji sneered remembering full well of Discord ruining Nami’s image by putting on a clown costume on her earlier this week.

“Hey, hey now, I’m on your side remember? besides.” Discord smiles as he then looks onto the army of changelings “I gotta have some fun don’t ya think?”

And with the snap of his fingers, all of the changelings suddenly changes colors from their usual black to pure yellow within a hundred foot radius.

“They look like cheese…. WHAT’S MAKING THEM LOOK LIKE CHEESE GOING TO HELP WITH EVERYTHING!!??” as Sanji yells as the new different colored Changelings continues with their barrage of attacks.

“Wait, I’m not finished yet!” Discord exclaimed in which he then turned to Sanji with a big smile.

“Why are you looking at me like that?” Sanji questioned.

“I have discovered some…special information about you that will help a lot in this battle” Discord said.

Sanji merely cocked his head to the side in slight confusion “What are you talking about?”

Discord again smiled and snapped his fingers…

What happened next was a shear nightmarish hell for the proud cook. He found himself once again in a dress, the most girlest dress in all of Equestria with cherry pink laces and fru-fru puffiness. His face was covered in complete make-up right down to the eye-liner and red lipstick. His once great hair was tied in pony-tail knots. And worst of all, his legs are once again bare legging with stockings and ballet-slippers. He was once again….an Okama.

“No…….not again” Sanji stood horrified.

“Oi! Cook-chan, you’ve embraced your feminine side!” Bon gives a gleaming thumb up “Okama Way!!”

“No” Sanji” muttered.

“Oh my Swirly brow, you look quite feminine!” Brook said.

“No” Sanji muttered.

“Wait till the Baratie cooks hear about this” Zoro smirked while blocking an attack from Gilda.

“Hahaha, you look absolutely ridiculous!!!” Gilda gloated.

But inside Sanji’s heart, it’s now a raging inferno equivalent to the heat of the surface of the sun.

“NOOOOOOOOO!!!” Sanji bellowed as a massive flame burned around that’s glowing brighter and brighter.

(a/n: imagine his flaming anger from Thriller Bark….then multiply that by a billion)

Rainbow Dash at that point was a little bit afraid of Sanji and was hiding behind Discord’s serpentine body for shielding.

The flames surrounding him grew bigger and brighter burning off his female wardrobe as his Diable Janbe ignited not just his legs, but his entire body is now engulfed by his technique. He starts spinning faster and faster and till his flames are condensed and erupt into a column of burning hatred, looking a lot like a flame tornado and even that starts to widen burning everything around him except for Discord and Rainbow Dash in which Discord casted a protective bubble around the duo.

And the Sanji bellowed in voice louder than a volcano erupting right next to a town.

“HELL….HURRICANE!!!!!!!” as the massive flame cyclone moved around the transformed Changelings burning them so much that all that were left were mere ashes.

“DISCORD! I’M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!”

“Well now, that worked better than I’ve expected!” Discord merely smirked as the massive cyclone plows through thousands of Changelings before finally dissipating with a fully clothed Sanji in his regular outfit.

“Crap….my cigar just went out. I need a light.” Sanji said cooly.