It was beyond my comprehension...
Ha, I've definitely got you there! Think I would just waltz in here without knowing anything? That wouldn't be smart of me, would it? By no chance would I do that. Knowing me, I've already done the research, or well... Ugh. Remember when I told you when the book had blank, white, pages? Well I decided to I take one more look in the book, and it seemed to be telling me something, it's something Princess Celestia left for me, and she didn't go caps lock rage on me this time.
You shall know this place because of it's own essence and it's importance of you in the future, It will take you on many, many adventures, but in this first one, I need you to get rid of something... Somepony, and not just someone, one of your pink pals.
Well that means I did just waltz in here, darn.
So I'm guessing that this little, pink pal is this person with a gazing smile running towards me right now, isn't it... Well, Whoop-de-doo.
I guess I gotta prepare a spell, and I oughta do it quick.
Azurath, metriom, cinthos.
I set a force field around the picnic field, but everyone stood a gazed at me from behind.
"Twilight, my dear, why are you setting a forcefield, do you not want Pinkie to come?" Rarity questioned.
"Yeah, Twi, you're being a howdying suspicious, don't tell me, you think Pinkie's gonna ruin our picnic, don't you?" Applejack questioned as well.
"Well umm... " Twilight paused nervously.
Dashing, dashing, Pinkie came, and I had no time to answer those really reasonable questions. I ignored them and moved on, oh man. having to fight Pinkie? ...
This is going to be a hard one...
Being the conservative pony I was at the moment, I flew up with my newly gained alicorn wings. She punched and tried to purge through the force-field but I had to stop her, no matter the cost. She was breaking through, and the magic force-field surrounding the picnic was growing damper, and damper, I needed to think fast.
At the moment, Pinkie didn't seem to be that strong, she must have caught everyone off guard during this if she were to have killed anypony. I better be careful not to aggravate her though, or else I wi-
My thoughts were intercepted, this time not by a purple dragon, but by a Reading Rainbow!
The Reading Rainbow spoke, with dismay and all but one question.
"Hey, what is Pinkie doing down there?"
"Well if the obvious answer is punching that awesomely bodacious force field I'd made, then yeah. That's what she's doing," Twilight paused. "Listen, Rainbow Dash, this Pinkie Pie is not even near close to the actual one, I don't know what's happened, but she's a now, put it in words, a psychopath! She's going to kill all the friends we love and know! Starting with the ones down at the picnic surrounded by my awesometasticly bodacious forcefield!"
...
"Ehh, I saw it coming anyway, how can I help?" the Reading Rainbow asked tomboyishly.
"What, really, is that your reaction?" Twilight said in confusion.
"Yeah."
"I just thought you would, flip the page or something."
"Oh c'mon Twilight, that was lamer than lame, Even for you!" the Reading Rainbow flipped the page in anger.
*Clashclaschaclahcslcahlchalchaslchsalch*
Oh no, Pinkie had broken the force field while we were having this decent conversation. I better get down there to see down there before it's too late, speaking of which.
"Rainbow Dash, you coming with me?" Twilight said srsly.
"Yeah, I'll be your sidekick, or you be mines. Doesn't matter in the end."
"Alright then, here we go!"
We plummeled towards the surface in tunneling high speeds, heading straight towards the opened crevass in the forcefield.
Don't worry Applejack, Rarity, we'll be there soon...
Pow!
They hit the ground extremely hard.
But knowing *physics* in this world, impact like that would not harm just two mare ponies, would it?
The Twilight Princess and the Reading Rainbow raised their hooves in Justice...
"Hold it right there, Cupcakes!" Twilight said
"Raise one single hoof and you're baked pie!" the Reading Rainbow exclaimed.
...
Pinkie tilted her head as if she was trying her hardest to understand why they had threatened her, they were her friends after all, and her friends should...