WTF!

by NeonShadow


What did I read?

Spike was cleaning the library when he suddenly he grew 10 feet and got muscular. His head burst through the roof sending splinters of wood everywhere.

"Awesome!" Cheered Spike.

He then started to crawl out of the library trying not to cause further damage, but failed. When he got outside he spit fire everywhere, completely scorching the ground and nearby houses. One house that had caught fire grew arms and grabbed a fire hose out of it's bathroom. It then started spraying itself and other houses.Whenever the water hit the ground, trees and grass started to shoot up from the ground. After spike flew away, a rubber chicken started to tap dance in the middle of everything. Though.. no one could see him cause of all the trees. The chicken got so mad he floated up through the trees and started tap dancing while floating in mid air. Then he turned into a brick and couldn't stop floating upwards. He flew up to the sun and crushed the sun. Nopony could see anything, so they all started to dig holes in the ground and hid. Celestia died cause the sun died and she is the sun in a weird sort of way but not really. Luna and Pinkie were teleported pack to ponyville. Luna rose the moon so ponies could see again. They arrived at Sweet Apple Acres and Pinkie instantly rocketed into the sky and then blew up like a firework.Back at the farm Applejack was playing pin the tail on the old wrinkly sack of prunes.(AKA Granny Smith)

"Get back here Granny" Chuckled Applejack.

They ran through the kitchen, then they ran outside and Applejack chased Granny for days. Granny eventually died and everypony threw a party. Pinkie kept on blowing herself up like fireworks while everypony else partied.


Oh, and Big Mac married Smarty Pants.

The End!