//------------------------------// // Its Discord // Story: Discord gets Shining armor pregnant // by rainlight dashle //------------------------------// Shinging armor is prenant "Discord?" "Yea , shining?" "What just happened? " Suddenly , discord popped away, flashing a bright light in Shining Armors eyes..Candace walked in she looked tired and worn out for a meeting in Cantorlot ... "Goodnight..."both said When Cadence fell into a heavy sleep...Shining got up... "Damn it Discord!"shining thought..holding in pain of being the weirdest cheater EVER! Two weeks later...... Shining armor called up Discord... "Hi...." "Hello, baby" "..." "Up for some more FUN?" "Discord meet me at fancy panda restaurant Tonight! " "Why?" "Ill tell you when we get there.." ......... Discord shivered .Why would shining want to meet him again, after what happened two weeks ago? He snapped his claw and within a few milliseconds he was at the corner. "D.D....Discord I'm...I'm."Shining said tears building up in his eyes. "What?"Discord nearly yelled "I'm pregnant!!" "Whaa?" "I'm pregnant, knocked up, prego!" Discord stood no expresión on his face.... "And if you could not guess, you're the...father Cadence took a deep breath why was discord sitting just outside her palace crying, he had been crying for almost 2 days.... Shining had been vomiting and gaining weight fof almost a week now...maybe shining armor had a tapeworm that was huge? Why in equestrian logic was Discord crying..? "DAMNIT!"Cadnece thought "Should I call twilight?" "Oh hi spike, could I talk to Twilight? " "Sure cadence! " "TWILIGHT!" "Hello?" "Hi twilight , jts cadence. " "Could you please come to my palace? " "Bring Fluttershy and a boat" "Why?" "I'll tell you when get here." ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ The city was getting flooded with discord's Tears, as Twilight and Fluttershy rowed up Fluttershy looked down the rainbow...errr...Blue. ....colored water was the saltiness thing she had ever smelled in her life....like tears.. Jumping of the boat with twilight , fluttershy looked around "Cadence, why did you need me?" She had already walked twilight out of the room..when she came back she looked at fluttershy with fearful eyes. "Its Discord!" He wont stop crying, and he is giant! Fluttershy let out a laugh, "Are you kidding me?" Flutters walked alone to the back of the glowing crystal Palace . suddenly she was hit by something huge and wet...and Salty? "(Insert crying noises here)!!! Fluttershy coughed trying to get discord ti notice her...But it did not work. "Ehhemm, Discord."Fluttershy coughed her eyes and throat still stung from the tears Discords eyes opened,we shrunk at seeing his friend "Whats wrong Discord?"Fluttershy asked Discord kept crying "IT'S okay you can tell me!" Discord looked into her eyes with sorrow, and told her everything... Fluttershy was really confused.....Twilight stepped in the large room, her sister in law's eyes looked like she had not slept in 8 days "Talk to your brother, maybe he knows why Discord is flooding the city with tears" "Can i come in?" Twilight asked Asking this made her remember when she sat in her room crying after her pet hamster, Bob died and shining had asked her the same question Twilight tried really hard to get answers from her brother but could not.... "Sho shining Sharmor sheated on phmee?" Cadence asked "With Dishcord?" Both the guard and Fluttershy nodded "And now shining armor is pregnant?!"Cadence said taking her face out of her hooves."How!!!" "I'm so sorry Princess but that is what he said" Fluttershy replied After Fluttershy left Cadence had an idea She beconed Flash sentry with her wings "Come here little guard!" Flash just stood there confused at the sexual tone Cadence had just spoke in "Well come on !!" Cadence yelled at him "Princess what do you need?" "Love , I need love"Cadence replied"and you are the perfect stallion " "Ma'nm you're married!"Flash said flatly "So, Shining seems to think its an open marrige" "Ma'mn I couldn't I would be fired!" "If you don't ill fire you"Cadence retorted "Fine"he said with a sigh...