//------------------------------// // Slap a Ring on That Hoof (April Foals chapter, not canon) // Story: Pony Showdown // by Prince Luna //------------------------------// Pinkie Pie was wondering around in the Shen Gong Wu vault looking for something fun to play with. The others were training and she got bored quickly. Pinkie loved using Wu more than anything and they were doing athletic skills. She heard a rip behind her and a portal opened up. Jack Spicer came through. "Jack!" Pinkie growled, "don't bother trying to steal any Shen Gong Wu, 'cause I'll defend them!" "Whoah! Pinkie, I'm not here for anything bad," Jack rubbed the back of his head, "in fact..." He got on one knee and pulled something out of his pocket. A ring. "Will you marry me?" he sniffed, a tear was forming in his eye. Pinkie's face brightened and she put on the biggest smile anyone had ever seen. "Oh my gosh, yes Jack Spicer! Yes I will marry you!" she beamed, hugging the evil boy genius. "There is one condition." Jack noted. "Yes?" Pinkie asked. "You will have to join the Heylin side." he said. "For you Jack, I would do anything." she hugged him tightly again. *** Pinkie was the only one with actual friends to invite to the wedding. Master Fung served as the priest. At first everyone was suspicious of Jack's behaviour and Pinkie didn't tell them about the Heylin deal, but they were happy for her none the less. Omi, the ring bearer, carried the ring to Jack. He only had the one and it enlarged itself to put on Pinkie's hoof. "That ring looks odd." Clay noted. "Do you, Jack Spicer, take Pinkamena Diane Pie to be your lawfully wedded wife?" Master Fung asked. "I do." Jack said. "And you, Pinkamena Diane Pie, do you take Jack Spicer as your husband?" Master Fung asked. "Pinkie, could you say this instead? It would mean so much to me." Jack sniffed another tear, handing a note to Pinkie. "'The Ring of Nine Dragons'?" she said, then suddenly the ring she was wearing began to glow. "NO!" Kimiko shouted. "Oh no, with the kind of stuff Pinkie can do..." Raimundo and the others ran away. Pinkie was extremely worried, everyone had ran away, even Jack who was laughing evilly. The ring was still glowing and Pinkie split into two...three...six...nine Pinkie Pies! The entire earth began to tremble, Pinkie's inner chi power had exceeded the power of the Ring and the Pinkie Pies kept splitting into more and more like bacteria. There were thousands in just one minute. Then, the chi of all the Pinkie Pies merged into one light and destroyed the entire universe. No more Pony Showdown. I'm sorry folks, it had to end. We figured that Pinkie would discover a power that was too much for anyone's good and Jack came along and did all this...I'm just so sorry to all my fans. As Omi would say, "you are all the schlemiels of the month of April!"