Man of Equestria

by Brotherhoof12


Man Vs. Mare

[Third person]

Light was speechless for what was before him, his mother was always a comic book nerd for Mare Do Well even when she met his dad. She even wore the same Mare Do Well costume for nightmare night for over his entire childhood. But this is no middle aged mare in front of him, instead there is a full grown mare standing in front of him and is ready to attack.

Mare Do Well jumped and did a right kick, aiming at Light's head to knock him out but missed when he ducked then did a upper cut in midair. The hit did not land when she stopped it with her left hand for a split second then dodged another hit from his other fist and landed a few feet away from him. Lightning may not know any form of martial arts, but he did not know how to hold his own from weeks of fighting terminators to know how to deal with enemies on his own. But what he did not think about Mare Do Well has the one thing they don't possess that makes a large difference called creativity.

Her hand that stopped Light's fist was in immense pain, like a hitting a train at full speed her hand did not stop shaking. Her foe did not seem strong by appearance, but his strength made her in a disadvantage if she would fight him head-to-head. If he could make a clean hit to any part of her body it would be fatal, the only option is to attack when least expected.

She reached in her belt to take out more boomerangs and threw them at Light, only instead of hitting the target it curved up above him then exploded to engulf the area with a dense smoke screen. Lightning had not counted on this surprise to block his field of vision, and what happen now since he can't hit anything if he can't see? A disadvantage for him but a opening for Mare Do Well to finish this once and for all.

Circling around him she did a right hook across his right temple and a left jab to his back, seeing the attack to slightly stagger from surprise she did a barrage of combos to damage the confused masked stranger.

Light on the other hand just felt slight pains all over his body, the hits from the robotic soldiers could break bones compared to those hits she's just giving him tiny pinches. when light had a small chance from her break from hitting him he did a duck role out of the fog and turned to face his opponent.

Her enemy has escaped from his trap making it useless for her to stay in the smoke if he's not entering. Reaching behind her belt she pointed her grappling hook to the ceiling, fired the hook, and was raised out of the smoke screen to make her next sneak attack.

"Hey, Light, why aren't you taking her out with one hit, I know you can do it like you did to the rest of the terminators why not her?" asked Wheatley.

"Because she's a living being and not a lifeless machine we always fight on a daily bases." he explained.

Just after their conversation Mare Do Well threw two more boomerangs near Superman's feet before exploding, the shock wave knocked him of his feet and the shrapnel scratching his suit and skin only made his injury more painful to keep fighting.

"We can't fight something we can't see, we need to escape." Light said lying on the floor from the explosion caused by the sneaky mare.

"She must have realized that she can't take us head on so she fighting us with stealth, also you might want to roll to the left she's about to hit you." Wheatley said.

Looking above she sees a Mare Do Well above him doing a down kick aimed at his head, rolling left he dodged out of the way to not get hit from the blow to his head. Lifting himself up Light was preparing for another hit from the mare trying to kill him.

"I need you to hold her off till I think of a way to stop her, can you do that?" asked Wheatley.

"Easier said than done, just make sure it doesn't involve killing her okay?" Lightning said.

Both Mare Do Well and superman circled each other, trying to find an opening to end the dispute, one hero being able to end it with one hit want to end it with not bloodshed, the other a Mare that can't harm him without killing; each can't do something without choosing the only option they wish not to do.

They both stopped when they are just five feet away from each other, both not moving if the other doesn't, a single sound of a falling piece of wood from the ceiling was the signal to the final act.

"Can you just fight already?" Or maybe it was sound of Wheatley shouting at him to make a move.

The first to land the first blow was Mare Do Well, she used a left jab to Superman's chest, Light dodged her hit then right kicked Mare Do Well's leg to make her fall to the floor, she saw the attack coming and jumped away from the kick, she did a down ward strike to his head and only hit floor when he did a back step away from her counter attack. Both did not seem tired, fatigued, or distressed from each other’s blows, the only thing they are interested is the masked opponent their facing.

"I got it, Light you need to grab her when she is about to hit you." explained Wheatley.

Light charged head on the Mare Do Well as did she, both raising their fists for the final attack, only with Light's attack caching something she never expected.

All the fighting soon stopped after he grabbed her chest, only instead of a muffled yip from pain, it was a loud muffled moan.

Light did not just grab her right before she could hit him; he grabbed her right breast and felt the soft firm feeling from her tight body suit causing him to blush under his mask. He immediately backed away with shame from the action he committed and apologized.

"I am so sorry! Please for-"

He did not finish that sentence when she calmly walked towards him, grabbed both his shoulders, and kicked him directly in his crotch. Hard .

No matter how strong or indestructible Light was, not even Superman cannot be in pain from a crotch attack.

When she sees him slowly falling down from the pain between his legs, she pointed her grappling hook at an open window and escaped out of the warehouse, leaving a pained and groaning human cupping his balls out of the intense pain.

"Sooooo....did we win?"

"That's what you call a win?!"

"Looks like my plan worked, you can thank me now, Light." Wheatley said smugly.

"That was you plan!" Light asked him.

"You wanted to not hurt her, so this was the safest bet, also you get to touch a boob, win-win if I say so myself."

"Let's just go back and get out of her, the noise we made must of caused some attention."

The night was soon fading with the sun slowly rising, Light had discovered new things to day, he's not the only masked her, whatever she's using can harm him, and his A.I is a huge pervert. He can only wonder what Mare Do Well is thinking about this odd situation.

“FREEZE!” Shouted an earth pony guard busting through the front door, after her came a small group other pony security circling the teen.

“You are under arrest for robbery, breaking and entering, and entering private property. Put your arms where we can see them or we will assume you wish to add assault charges to the list.” She said holding a night club at Light to show that they won’t hold back on hurting him if he denied.

“Wait,” Light said holding his hands as a sign of surrender, “You got it all wrong, I was just helping and-“

“Anything you say will be used against you in a court of law, you have a right to an attorney-“

“Please, I didn’t do anything wrong. I was just trying to help.”

“If you wanted to help, boy, the you should of called for the police.” Said of the police mares cuffing him behind Light’s back.

“We planned to drive you to the station with the other thugs we found unconscious outside, but we had a call saying that the owner would like to speak to you.” The earth pony police mare told him.

Pushing the teen outside Light saw the same thugs from before were now tied up and locked inside a caged cart and still knocked out from Mare do well’s sneak attacks.

“Wow, and we just fought her just a few minutes ago,” Wheatley said to Light,” If you didn’t have your super strength I’m sure you would be much worse than those thug mares.”

“Keep moving and be quiet” Said the earth pony mare.

“I wasn’t talking.”

“Whatever you say, weirdo, just make sure you show you remove your face mask for your mug shot later.” The mare said smugly.

“Just give me a few minutes with the owner I’m sure we’ll make an agreement.”

“Sure, kid, you do that and let me know. ‘cause I’m sure we’ll meet again soon, and when we do I’m going to save special cell just for you.”

[Somewhere else]

"That damn pervert!" An earth pony Mare do well shouted then kicked a giant hole through the wall.

"Who was that guy?" Asked another Mare Do Well, the only difference was that a pair of wings was on her back leaning on a wall across the angry hero and another same costumed hero fiddling with their equipment.

"Whoever he was Applebloom's hits did not seem to really hurt him, only our specially made Boomerangs did any significant damage." A unicorn Mare Do Well explained.

The first Mare Do Well pulled off her mask so her long red mane can let loose in the cold air, sweat was pouring down her forehead from the fight earlier today, but it did not stop the blush from every going away from her cheeks.

The second Mare Do Well also pulled down her mask to get more air into her lungs; she had a short purple mane and was also sweating a storm from midnight like Applebloom.

"Welcome back, Sweetiebell. Did the east die of the city give you any trouble?" Scootaloo asked her.

The final mare took off her face mask so her light purple and light pink mane can fall down behind her back and showed her friends the initial LL the same initials Applebloom saw when she was stopping the ponies trying to steal them.

"Each of us found these letters right?" She asked.

"Yeah, I found some at the east side, Sweetie found hers at the south, and Applebloom got hers at the north. Do you think it holds some importance?" Scootaloo asked.

"Whoever wants these craters must mean something is about to go down, and it's up to us to stop them."

"What about the guy that grabbed Bloom's boob, do you think he'll be there?" asked again Scootaloo.

"Shut up, and I doubt it, he seemed more clueless then the thieves who tried to steel the cargo."

"Either way, he is somepony we need to keep an eye on, if he can shrug off Applebloom’s attacks then we need as much weapons that can harm him if we ever see him again." said Sweetiebell.

The trio formed a circle then bumped fist with each other and shouted who they are at the same time.

"CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS MARE DO WELL TRIO!"

[Elsewhere]

After the ride Light took from the police mare, he was soon escorted inside a large tower at the center of the city with the letters of LL at the top. For about an hour of waiting in the lobby Light became anxious of how to approach who ever runs this operations. He was even more anxious for the fact that he can’t talk to the only friend he has.

“Excuse, Mr. Mask?”

“Uh, oh, y-yes?” Light said to the front desk stallion.

“You can go up to the top floor. My boss would also like to have him go alone.” He told the police mares.

“Whelp, go on up, me and my mares will wait till you’re done, but let me remind you that if you try to run you will go straight to a cell. You understand me?” She threatened.

Giving her a half nod as an agreement Light took the elevator, pressed the button to take him to the top, and waited again for the elevator to reach its destination.

“Finally, can’t believe we had to wait so long to talk!” Wheatley exclaimed.

“It’s good to finally hear you again, but right now we need to understand this place.” Light told Wheatley.

“I can tell you right now that this buildings structure and layout seems far more advanced then the other buildings we passed.”

“I know what you mean. I haven’t seen an elevator like this up close and the other time I saw one was only in books. Whoever this pony is must be very wealthy to have so many of these luxuries.”

After Light’s comment they both stopped talking when the elevator’s door opened to show a massive office full of art, beautiful furniture, and a large desk with a chair face towards the view of the large window showing the night sky.

“You must be that masked vigilante, right?” The disembodied male voice said.

“Yes, yes I am.”

“Now don’t be shy, you can come closer.”

Taking a couple of steps forward Light was now close to the desk to have a better conversation with the stallion.

“I would like to apologize on behave of my father for not coming to meet you, but due to his poor health he could not talk to you, but I’m sure I can fill his part in this conversation.” Turning his chair to face Light the young teen could not help but be frozen in place for what was in front of him.

“My name is Lex Luther,” The human said to Light then extended his hand, “And I’m sure you and me are going to get a long just fine.”