When I woke up, I found myself bound to a table, I couldn't move my arms or legs, or anything for that matter. I said, "Um... Pinkie Pie, where are you? I can't see anything. What's going on?"
"Hi, Nacho! I better take that blindfold off, silly me!" I heard the pink mare say, as she took the blindfold off."There we go!"
I still couldn't move my head to look around, so I said, "W-Where are we? What happened, did I black out?"
"Yeah! Well, only because I hit you in the back of the head with a frying pan! You were out longer than I expected, so I had to give you a shot of adrenaline!" she said, holding an empty syringe in front of my face.
"What? Why?"
"Silly filly! I couldn't have you sleeping at your own Welcome-to-Ponyville party!"
"Huh? What do you mean?" I replied, trying to move around.
"Guess I'll have to release your head restraints so you could see the party I put together!" Pinkie Pie said, removing the matal band around my forhead.
"Uh... Pinkie Pie, w-what is this place?" I said with my eyes wide.
"It's my special party room, you silly filly!"
"I... I don't think I want a party... "
"Of course you do! I mean, you said you can 'tolerate' parties! And plus, I told you my parties are super-duper-ultra-fantastic!"
I was just looking aroung in horror at her sick and twisted party decorations. Pony organs filled with helium, floating around like ballons, intestines hung around ths hellish room like streamers, and I could've sworn I saw a table made from bones! But worst of all, there was what looked like a pony's body with blue fur, a rainbow mane, and severed wings hanging above the body. I screamed at the sight. "Pinkie Pie! W-Why are you doing this? This... .This is no party! This is horrible!"
"Grrr! I worked SO hard to put this together just for you, and what do you repay me by? Insulting my hard work, that's what!" Pinkie replied. "I have to think about a suitable punishment for you! Hmm... I know!"
I saw the pink earth-pony walk over to a table and grab a knife. "This is a perfect punishment!" she said, knife into a fire. Then, after a few minutes of holding it in the fire, she walked over to me and said, "I hope you can see with a knife in your eye!" and almost exactly when she said "eye", she stabbed the burning hot knife into my eyeball, and pulled itout, then stabbed it again, and again, and again; my eye squirting blood all over me and the pony stabbing me. I screamed as he burning hot steel peirced my eyeball over and over again, and all I could see from my left eye was red. Blood red. "That's enough! I guess that eye isn't any good anymore, so I'll just take it out, kay?" Pinkie said, walking over to replace the blood-stained knife with an ice-cream scoop.
"NO!!! PLEASE DON'T!!!" I screamed, then she walked to me and slowly but surely, scooped my eye out, careful not to puncture anymore veins."AGHHHH!!!!! DEAR GOD PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!!!"
"Oh, Nacho. It's done! I already got out that useless eye!" Pinkie said, waving the dead eye over my good eye, making sure I saw it. "Here! Try it!" She popped the eye in my mouth, then she clamped my mouth shut to make sure I swallowed it, and I did.
"Wh-Why? I d-don't understand." I said, then I blacked out.