As we walked through the hallways of Princess Twilight Academy. Everyone was staring.
"Why are they staring?" asks Yoshii "We are the same, aren't we?"
"That's what you would expect." says Yuuji.
"I miss the hot girls! The boobs, the panties, I miss them ALL!" cries Kouta.
The group heads to class F but Shouko moves to class A. When they get there it has the same looks. "Just like home!" says Yoshii.
"I agree!" states Hideyoshi.
All of the boys in the class stare at Hideyoshi.
"Oh you got to be kidding!" says Hideyoshi in anger.
"Looks like society around here you're a girl." jokes Yoshii.
"Alright class we have 6 new students today please make them feel welcome and happy! Can the students please stand up and say their name and favorite subject." says the Teacher. She's grey and has grey hair.
"Hi everyone!" says Yoshii. "My-"
"Sorry to interrupt but don't you mean everyPONY?" says the teacher smiling.
"Okay... Hello everyPONY my name is Yoshii and my favorite subject is PDH."
"Why?" asks the teacher.
"Because all of the girls are there!" says Yoshii happily.
"Alright is it because you have friends there?" she asks.
"In a way." says Yoshii.
"Hi everypony! my name is Hideyoshi!"
"And whats your favorite subject?"
"My favorite subject is English. and if any of you call me a girl please don't I'm a GUY!" says Hideyoshi upset.
She sits down in hatred and Minami stands up.
"Hi I'm Minami and my favorite subject is maths."
"Oh I hope your the maths wiz of this class!" says the Teacher smiling.
"Hi!" Mizuki then stands up and continues "I'm Mizuki and my favorite subject is also maths."
"OH two maths wiz I hope you both go well in this school!" says the teacher in surprise.
"Hi... I'm Yuuji and I don't have a favorite subject."
"Well that's a shame I hope you find one soon." says the teacher sadly.
"Hi I'm Kouta."
"What's your favorite subject?" she asks.
"Physical development... oh yea and also health." he answers.
"It's pronounced PDH but you can pronounce it how ever you like. And since you like the name so much here's a simple question. What is a cutie mark?"
He thinks really hard and then lifts his head high and says "Its a birth mark on a cute girls flank when they are born, that's what makes them look so beautiful."
She looks at him with a pale face and his friends all do face hoofs , but she answers "That is half correct. But you're meant to get the cutie mark later and its on guys too."
"Oh yes miss, sorry!" says Kouta happily.
She looks at him suspiciously and asks "Whats your favorite thing?"
Kouta looks at his friends and they are trying to signal him. He then stands up straight and says with pride "I like silk Chinese dresses, kimonos and race car outfits for girls, cheerleaders, nurses, flight attendants, waitresses at family restaurants, policewomen. Also leotards, lady suits, sailor school uniforms, school blazes, shrine maiden outfits, maid uniforms and tennis uniforms. I think they are wonderful and... er crap."
Everyone in the class is staring at him, the bystanders also stared. In fact the whole school is staring at him!
"That's, err, what?" says the teacher confused.
"Would you like me to continue?" asks Kouta.
The teacher just stands there saying "It's errr fine I guess I'm a little confused about what some of them are and no, you can't continue."
After that the teacher goes to the teachers lounge to process on what she had heard this morning.
"Well, that's one way to introduce a pervert!" says Hideyoshi.
"Shame I couldn't finish my list." says Kouta sadly.
"But man, every boy in the class is calling you a GOD OF FILLIES! I think filly means young girl." says Yoshii.
"But I'm not attracted to ponies." says Kouta upset.
"Well don't worry about that. Because after this war we're home!" says Yuuji.
"WE ARE?" yells Yoshii.
"YES WE ARE MY IDIOTIC FRIEND!" yells Yuuji.
He stands up and yells "ARE YOU GUYS SICK AND TIRED OF THIS HELLHOLE!"
Everyone then pokes their head up at Yuuji in shock.
"ALL OF THE OTHER CLASSES TREAT US LIKE IT! SO WHY NOT DO IT TO THEM!"
"Everyone starts to whisper to each other.
"COME ON GUYS! WE'RE AT THE BOTTOM, SO WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THEM DOWN WITH ME!"
One guys interrupts saying "Because you're not our representative!"
Yuuji stops and thinks for a minute, then asks "Where is he?"
"Away. But..." says the guys.
"GREAT THEN I WILL BE YOUR NEW REP! COME ON GUYS I'VE TAKEN DOWN CLASS A LAST YEAR!" yells Yuuji in pride.
Everyone in the room starts whispering more.
"Well NEARLY defeated but it was close." mutters Yuuji. "BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER! YOU KNOW WHY!"
"WHY!" everyone yells.
"BECAUSE WE ARE GOING TO WIN!" yells Yuuji lifting his hoof into the air.
Everyone starts cheering and screaming out "LETS GO!"
Meanwhile in Fumizuki Academy
"Get out of my head please!" whispers Pinkie.
"I can't believe that I got into class F!" whinges Rainbow. "This class stuff is LAME, we have cardboard boxes for crying out loud!"
"Well the Princess and I got into class A" says Twilight.
"I got into E" says Rarity. "Its dreadful!"
"Well I got into class C." says Fluttershy "It's not that bad."
"Well I got a D" says Applejack. "It aint half that bad! What did you get Pinkie?"
"I got a B! Hey did you know that only I got a really hard question correct and nobody has answered it before! I think it goes... What is the secret to life. And you know what I wrote."
She leans in and whispers "42!"
After that the bell rings letting everyone know to go back to class.
Meanwhile in class F
Rainbow dash is sitting in a corner and then has a great idea.
"HEY EVERYPONY!"
"Everypony?" some guys asks while trying not to giggle.
"I mean EVERYBODY I HAVE A IDEA! AS CLASS CO-REP I SAY WE CHALLENGE CLASS E!"
Everyone then looks at her and one of them asks, "Will we be swapping equipment this time?"
"WHY YES RANDOM GUY THERE. WE WILL AND SOON I PROMISE WE WILL BE IN CLASS A SOONER THAN THE LAST GUY WHO WAS REP!" Yells Rainbow.
"WHO'S WITH ME!"
Everyone in the class then roars and yells and Rarity goes to the front door and says "Rainbow can you please tell your class to be quiet!"
"Only if you tell your rep that we are challenging you!" smirks Rainbow.
"Why Rainbow why would you want to hurt me!" she cries.
"I am not hurting you" sighs Rainbow. "Because its a ST war and also I will if you won't tell your rep that I am challenging her."
"Oh that's rude!" she responds and walks out telling herself "OH please don't win, I HATE cardboard!"