"Graaaaaaaaaah!" I screamed.
"Looks like the author wont like writting this one."
"Looks like we got another Dragoness!"
"This chapter will be featuring...Barb, the R63 Spike!"
"Isn't that selfcest?"
"Yes, now shut up Iron Will!"
"Spike! get me that book! Barb, make me some tea!"
"On it!' Spike replied.
"Yes Ma'am!" Barb replied.
Twilight was given a-lot of work due to the fact that she's a princess, and since she's the only female in the Golden Oaks Library, she thought it'd be time to get another assistant who was a girl, so she used her duplication & gender manipulation spells to clone Spike & gender bend it. So with 2 assistants on the task, production has went much faster! (Poor Owliscious, he was looking forward to being number 2, but then Barb came along making him number 3!) Anyways, ever since barb came along, Spike has been having a very hard time trying to accept that Barb is the perfect match for him. Yeah, because no-one knows Spike more than himself, and maybe Twilight & Fluttershy, but please shut-up okay, oh and quit picking at that, it's only going to get worse, Lol movie reference. There was still one obstacle keeping him from asking her out...I was hoping you'd answer that one for me because I honestly don't know. GOTCHA YAH!!! HAHAHAHA, the very fact that Barb is the female version of him is that obstacle. Also you gotta admit I gotcha good didn't I? What makes it even more awkward is that they share the same bed. Hey, I'm sure you shared a bed before with someone you're not banging, or is a family member! But then he remembered everything he's been through & decided to go for it! Spike looked for Barb & as it turned out, she was sweeping the basement.
"Barb?"
"Oh hi Spike, what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be re-painting the kitchen?"
"I'm gonna do that in a while after I tell you something."
"Oh?"
"Yes, listen...during the time I've known you, I had a lot of time to think."
"About what?"
"Barb, weeks after you were created, I was reconsidering my crush on a certain friend of ours."
"Wait, are you s..."
"Don't interrupt me. Barb, I am in love with you! Besides, no one knows me more..." then he made a gesture with his arms to point to Barb. "...Than me!"
"Wow, that makes a-lot of sence that, but what made you just tell me now?"
"Well, the mere fact that you're a female version of me prevented me from confessing, but today I decided to take the chance!"
Barb looked away and blushed, then she turned back to him.
"Barb, please be my girlfriend! I feel we can teach dragons to co-exist with ponies one day!" he said as he took Barb's hand.
"...Yes Spike, I'll do it!" Then they hugged.
"Spike, where are you? I thought I told..." Twilight then came to the cute sight, speechless. "(I'll let these 2 off the hook.)"
"Heartwarming, wouldn't you agree?"
"Yep, or that's just the burrito giving me heartburn."