Baka and test VS My little pony

by steeperswine


The mark II iron bracelet

"TWILIGHT!" screams Pinkie Pie as she runs into the library. Twilight sets her book down like she doesn't have any care in the world and says "What is it Pinkie?"

"It got accepted!" Pinkie says in a very fast and confusing way.

"It did! The Princess loves it!" says Twilight somehow understanding her fast speech.

"Yes and they are going to try a test run TOMORROW!" says Pinkie in a screeching voice.

Twilight starts to pack her bags filled with excitement "Okay, tell everyone to meet here and tell them to pack their bags! We are heading to Canterlot!"

Mean while in Fumizuki Academy

"OWWWWW YOUR HURTING MY SPINE AND LEG!" yells Yoshii in pain.

"THEN SAY YOUR SORRY FOR TELLING ME THAT I'M A GUY!!" Yells Minami pulling Yoshis leg over his spine causing it to nearly break.

"ALRIGHT! I'M SORRY FOR TELLING ME THAT I'M A GUY...Wait is that right?" questions Yoshii.

"LAST CHANCE, GONE!" She screams, she forces his leg to collide with his spine. Pain shoots up through his leg.

"AHH ah ha ha. I think you broke it!" Yoshii cried out painfully.

"Well no shit Sherlock!" says Minami getting up onto her feet. She turns around and sees Kouta in a corner with blood all over him. She walks up to him and picks up his camera.

"No agh please." says Kouta struggling to speak.

She looks though the camera and see's photos of her in underwear and also other girls. Disgusted, she presses the ALL DELETE button and it erases all of the photo's. She drops the camera into his lap and walks away. He picks up the camera seeing the sudden change.

"MINAMI, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE! NOOOOOOO!" he cries out in sorrow.

"MINAMI how could you do that to a mans hopes and dreams!" yells Yoshii "By deleting those harmless photos you are destroying a mans heart, The mans very soul!"

"Yeah yeah I don't care about that stuff." scoffs Minami.

"Yeah I agree" said Yuuji "It's nothing that important and plus you guys should be doing something else as well."

"You're just saying that because Shouko is watching you!" says Yoshii.

Yuuji is hiding behind a table and Shouko is trying to take control of him.

"Dude" Yuuji whispers to Yoshi. "Shut up! I am making her think that I am already under her control because I totally agree with you. If she finds out she will tear out my eyeballs and feed them to our future children!"

"What was that Yuuji?" Shouko asks suspiciously.

"NOTHING DEAR!" whimpers Yuuji .

"Want to go to the movies?" asks Shouko.

"But its in the middle of school." says Yuuji "Besides, what movie are we going to watch?"

"An Anime" answers Shouko.

She grabs the table that Yuuji is hiding behind and throws it out of the way, grabbing his hand.

"Lets go." She says while dragging him from behind.

"No thank you. I'm fine, I'll walk there, not get dragged there." says Yuuji.

As they begin to walk out Shouko then says "Oh yes, forgot, we are watching it twice."

Yuuji begins to run but was stopped by Shouko grabbing his hand and dragging him.

"NO PLEASE, HAVE MERCY!" he yells in fear.

She then pulls out a taser and says "It's ok I can just use this."

Yuuji backs away, "OK, ALRIGHT WE CAN GO!"

He begins to walk out with Shouko, completely devastated but resigned.

When they exit the room, Mizuki and Hideyoshi enter the room and Yoshii yells out "Hey beauty!"

"Which one?" both Mizuki and Hideyoshi ask.

"What do you mean? Hideyoshi of course!" answered Yoshii.

"WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!" yells Mizuki.

"Uh remember how I told you this year that I'm a GUY!" Hideyoshi reminds Yoshi.

"YOU DIDN'T EVEN COUNT ME AS BEAUTIFUL!" Minami says, upset.

They all start to stare down Yoshii, he is crying like a girl. Suddenly a loud speaker goes live.

"ATTENTION YOSHII AND HIS FRIENDS MEET ME AT MY OFFICE!"

"Well girls that's my cue to leave!" says Yoshii trying to get past.

"And our's too!" says Hideyoshi.

"We are your friends right?" says Mizuki in a pale voice.

"Right?" questions Minami.

"Of course you guys are!" says Yoshii. "Lets go!"

Mean while in Canterlot

"So will you do it?" asks Twilight Sparkle.

"Of course Twilight" says Princess Celestia. "It will happen tomorrow."

Twilight walks out of the castle and see's her friends waiting.

"So is it a yes?" they all ask.

"Yes it is and it's happening tomorrow. I can't wait for this new spell to work AND spread it across all of the Equestrian schools!"

Meanwhile at the Principals office

"Hey man, thanks again for calling me here!" says Yuuji. "We got to the movies, waiting for my doom but you called right on time and save my ass!"

"What's the movie called?" asks Yoshii.

"Baka And Test, I think" says Yuuji. "Don't know what its about and don't wanna know!"

The Principal enters and then sits down onto her chair and says "You know how earlier, I gave you the Iron bracelet and it was a prototype?"

"Yes." Yoshii answers "and by the way, worse thing in my life. Iron man even brought me from my own bathtub into the recovery test room to recover my scores!"

"Yes I am quite aware of that. But I need you guys to test the mark II Iron Bracelet."

"WHAT!?" yells Yoshii "AGAIN!"

"Yes I mean again." says the Principal. "All of you will try out this new model tomorrow"

"And if we say no?" everyone asks.

"Then I will make you all probationary students!" answers the Principal.

"WHAT NO WAY. YOU CAN'T DO THAT!" we yell.

"Yes I can and I will, if you don't accept." stated the Principal.

"Then we have no option but to accept." We all agreed.