"Next is...Moondancer."
"You mean that G1 Pony who was mentioned in the 1st episode of the show?"
"Yes. I wonder what she looks like though in this show. Oh who cares, begin the story!"
A certain library was just hopping while blasting hearts right out!
"Oh geez, she's here!" Groaned Twilight.
"Who's here Sugarcube?" asked Applejack
"Spike's on again, off again girlfriend Moondancer."
"Spikey-wikey has an on again off again relationship!?" Gasped Rarity.
"Yes, he & Moondancer kiss & date, then they fight & break-up in one week, don't worry, it wont be that long, but in the mean time can I sleepover at either of your homes at the time being?"
"Why darling?"
"They make love so rough that as you can see makes the establishment bounce!"
Then A.J. & Rares fainted, as soon as the hopping tree stopped. Spike and Moondancer exited the library.
"Hey Twilight, bring A.J. & Rarity here, we have something big to announce!" Spike called out.
"(I sware if these 2 are getting married...)" Twilight angrily thought.
As Twilight walked in she was surprised to see her parents.
"Mom? Dad? What are you doing here? These 2 making love didn't hurt you did it?"
"No." They both answered.
"Also, Spike invited us over as a surprise."
"A surprise? (Please don't tell me he's marrying Moond...)" Too late!
"Twilight, me & Spike have realised that we both cannot find a perfect being besides eachother." Said Moondancer. "So that's why me & Spike will be moving into our own home after we get married!" A.J. and Rarity fainted after hearing that Moondancer & Spike were getting married.
"(Well, at least I can finally get a good night's sleep in my won ho...)"
"Also look, we bought the house nextdoor!" Moondancer added.
"(FUCK DAMMIT!!!)"
Then Spike put each of his hands on Velvet's front hooves. "Also, we promise to bless you 2 with a grandkid."
"Sweet, now we don't need to push Shining and Twilight to give us grandkids anymore! You hear that Twilight? We wont pester you to marry Flash anymore!" said Nacht Licht (Sorry, I know everyone calls him Night Light, but he's based off a G1 pony who was exclusive to Germany & his original name sounds much more cool.)
"Dad, he's not even my boyfriend, I' m not into him that way!"
"Sure you are." Everyone in the Library said sarcastically.
Later that night...
"Oh, I missed you so much Moondancer!"
"Me too!"
"Please, let's make a vow to never ever fight, even after our kid is all grown-up and moves out & we're both very old!"
"Yes Spike! Cross my heart..."
"...And hope to fly..." Spike continued.
"...Stick a cupcake in my eye!" They both finished.
Then they held each other close as they danced on the library's balcony.
"I hope we can be like this always!" Said Moondancer.
"Me too, you're the only one I've ever dated."
"What about that one time..."
"Twilight didn't want to bring her dad or brother to senior prom, so she brought me, and everyone laughed for a while until I expressed my intelligence and showed them how much of an idiot those schoolmates were."
"Oh."
"Uuuuuungh, what happened?" Said Rarity as she & Applejack woke-up.
"Nothing really, Spike & Moondancer are getting married."
"B-but he's too young!"
"So?"
"...nothing!"
"Yeah, since this is a world of magical talking creatures Rarity shouldn't be complaining." Said Iron Will
"Right, now bring in the next letter."