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// Ch.6: Fun with the Twins! 
// Story: Pimp Spike's Swag Vol.3: It's All That Person's Fault! 
// by trahzo 
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"Hmm...intriguing!"

"What is it Luna?"

"This time it's a double ship because he can't imagine one without the other! So this chapter will be featuring Lotus Blossom & Aloe Blossom!"

"Aw sweet, the Spa twins! Hit it!"



"Oh hello Spike!" Greeted Aloe.

"Hi Aloe, where's Lotus?"

"She's in the back, waiting for you, we've figured out something we didn't know about you!"

"Really what's that?"

"That you're Celestia's son, which makes you a prince, so that's why we'll be giving you the royal treatment!" She said while pushing Spike with her head.

"Oh, heheheheheheh, that's really not nessecery, I only came here to get a back massage & some sauna time."

"Sorry, but we wont take no for an answer!"

So for the 1st course was a mineral bath.

"Oh yeah, now feels great."

Then Aloe & Lotus joined him.

"Oh hey girls, what are yah, whoa! Lotus, what do you th..." While Lotus pleasured him down there, Aloe made out with him.

"(I-is this what they meant by royal treatment? i'm one lucky dragon!)" Then he pulled back from the kiss. "So how much is this costing me?"

"We'll just charge the castle!" Aloe answered.

Then was the 2nd course, a sauna.

"Now that soothing heat feels great on my scales and the steam is great for my complexion!"

Then Aloe & Lotus held one arm each & leaned their heads on his shoulders.

"Ooh, now that's even better hmm, hmm, hmm! *sigh*"

Then the final course, a very relaxing massage.

"Alright, now this was what I was asking for."

"Shh, not a word until we're done."

"Okay."

Then after a few hours, they were done.

"We're done, now it's time for your happy ending!"

"Happy Ending? (Oh my Celestia, are they going to do...that?)"

"Here you go, a free eggroll!" (Robot Chicken reference.)

"O-oh, okay, thanks gir..." Then they tackled him.

"Oh come-on Spike, you didn't really think you'd leave without getting laid did you!?"

"Actually..."

"Shh...let's talk after you're we're through with you Prince Charming!"

Then he nodded, and the fog censured all the juicy stuff, I am very sorry.



"Dammit, I wanted to see! Oh well, just get the next letter ON THE DOUBLE!!!"

Meanwhile...

"(I'm regretting ever allowing Luna to have a slumber party!)" thought Princess Celestia.