//------------------------------// // Ch.5: The Milf Chronicles Ep.1: Pearly Pink! // Story: Pimp Spike's Swag Vol.3: It's All That Person's Fault! // by trahzo //------------------------------// "I think I know who's next judging by that title..." Iron Will pondered out loud. "Yes, the next ship will be Spike with Rarity & Sweetie Belle's mother, Pearl! But in this chapter, they'll all be anthro." "(Err...)" *Flashback!* "Hi Pearl, Hi Magnum, I'm Spike! Your daughter Rarity's boyfriend." "It's great to meet yah boy, Rarity has been talking non-stop about you since our Heartswarming trip." said Magnum "What do you think honey?" "You're too young! I don't think he'll remain eternally faithful to Rarity." "WHAT!?" Gasped the both pf them. "Yes, you'll divorce our daughter if you 2 do get married, as soon as she reaches 40, maybe 39 and a half!" "That's not true! I love Rarity with all my heart, I would never leave her!" "Pearl honey, I have never seen you put down the hammer this hard since our trip to the Gallopagos when that bell boy refused our big tip wanting an even bigger tip." "There must be something I can do for your approval Ma'am, whom I wish to call mom one day!" "Yeah honey, give the guy a chance, besides, can anypony ever say: My son-in-law is a dragon!" "Fine, prove to me that you wont leave Rarity! Come to our home tomorrow." Then she walked over to Spike. "...And get ready to have your temptation tested!" she said with a seductive smirk. "Come-on Magnum, let's go home." "Coming dear! are you scared of what she'll try?" "Yup!" "Good, then it's not just me!" *Flashback over!* Spike then rang the doorbell and Sweetie Belle answered the door. "Hey Spike!" "Hi Sweetie Belle, your mom home?" "Oh, she's upstairs! Good luck!" "Thanks." So Spike went up the stairs to Magnum & Pearl's bedroom. He opened the door, and as he walked in, the door slammed shut! "Hello boy!" "P-P-P-Pearl?!" She was sitting on her bed wearing nothing but her lingere! A black bra, panties, and stockings! "(Remember what she told you yesterday! Do not get tempted, you must remain loyal to Rari-)Whoa!" He was unable to complete that thought as pearl pulled him over! "I'm kinda cold, would you please warm me with your body dragon boy?" "P-Pearl, are you sure this is right, I mean, I like Magnum, I don't want to do this to his wife!" "Oh come-on, nopony needs to know!" she says with her tongue licking her lips. "Now please, don't you want your maybe mother-in-law to accept you?" "Yes, but this isn't right!" "If it isn't right, then how come you're hugging me?" "Because, I'll do anything for Rarity! You can bet your flank on that!" "Speaking of my behind, can you massage it? I hear dragon claws are quite relaxing because of how dull they are if they aren't sharpened." "Fine!" Spike obliged to give her back a massage. She turned around, but then... "Oh Spike, could you unhook my bra? I don't want it getting in the way. Also, sit on my flank, I wanna see I you're getting turned on or not!" Spike listened to all the commands without any hesitation at all. "(Damn, this kid's pretty impressive, maybe he is worthy of my daughter.)Oh yes, yes, yes! Right there!" "Umm...you know, this question has been bothering me for a while but...where's Magnum?" "We had a fight last night & he left me!" "What!?" "Yeah, he didn't want me to do this, but I just kept on insisting, then he stormed off with about 16 or 17 briefcases of his belongings!" "Doncha miss him?" "No, he's been really busy lately, we haven't had sex, we haven't kissed, we haven't spent anytime together in years!" "Oh, I'm so sorry!" "Don't be." "Why?" "Because I now have a handsome youngman all to myself!" Then she flipped him over, held his hands and feet down with her magic, and crawled on top of his muscly chest! "Now for your final task, make me feel like a mare, and you'll have my blessing!" "Meep! Okay Pearl." "Please, call me mommy!" "Oh dear!" "What is it Princess Luna?" "There's going to be 2 more episodes of the Milf Chronicles!" "What!? Oh I'm gonna kick some author ass!" "No, you might risk him escaping!" "Okay fine! hey Veetrix, get the next letter!"