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// A Chapter the Author is Mildly Ashamed Of 
// Story: Blood Brandy's Snippet Storage Shed 
// by Blood Brandy 
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A Chapter the Author is Mildly Ashamed Of

Character Tags: Spike

Category Tags: Song, (Comedy?)



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Well, this is a story, all about when,

My life got better then it's ever been,

And if you'd like to hear my story, just sit and chill,

I'll tell you how I became the Drake of the town of Ponyville.

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In the castle of Canterlot, hatched and raised,

The royal archive are where I'd spend most of my days,

Tired of dealing with Canterlot chicks,

With heads full of hot air and personalities like bricks.

When my best friend Twilight had a panic attack,

she thought some ancient evil mare was coming back.

She got a bit paranoid and the princess said, "Chill,

Go make some friends and have some fun down in Ponyville"

Twilight kept trying and pleading to make her case,

But the princess kept that airy smile on her face,

And she gave us a wave as guards loaded the chariot,

and I told Twilight, "Well, we might as well go with it."

Fresh air, flying so high,

Looking down on the town from up in the sky,

The town looks like a nice place to be,

Tellin' Twilight, "It'll be fine, you'll see."

We got landed in town and Twilight was annoyed, 

But I couldn't help but feel overjoyed,

'Cause hot and friendly mares were all I could see, 

And I thought, "Buck yeah, Ponyville is for me!"

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We got to our new place, it was getting pretty late,

When some ponies jumped out yelling, "Surprise, welcome buddies."

And with all these smiles, nothing was getting me down,

Because I'd  found my home, as the Drake of this town