Troubles By The Score

by ADRNEL


Score Five

"Ugh...my aching head." groaned Twilight as she awoke with a pounding headache. She opened her to see a ceiling that was unfamiliar to her. She was definitely not in her home. "How long as I out?" she asked herself.

She quickly felt something heavy on her chest. She looked down only to get an eyeful of purple rump. "What the?" she looked to see that the rump belonged to Cheerilee, who happened to be asleep on top of her.

Twilight used her magic to gently levitate Cheerilee off of her, but the use of the levitation spell made her splitting headache even worse. She quickly lost her concentration and the mare was quickly dropped to the floor. "OW!" exclaimed the other mare as the drop jolted her awake.

"Ugh...sorry about that." apologized Twilight as she did her best to get back on her four legs. She looked around to see the living room littered with mugs and bottles. "How much did we drink last night Cheerilee?"

"Enough for us to get these terrible hangovers...no wonder Berry Punch is always cranky in the mornings..." Cheerilee also got back up and slowly made her way to the bathroom to get something to stop the pounding in her head. "I don't remember a thing..."

"Well...the last thing I remember was that either me or you proposed that we should play a game. I don't remember what...most likely a drinking game." explained Twilight as she tried to put the pieces together on what happened.

"There's only one drinking game I know...and it involves shot glasses, and I don't see any shot glasses, just empty glass bottles."

Twilight was thinking as long and hard as her headache would allow. But it slowly came back to her.


"What game are we playing?" slurred Twilight.

"Spin the bottle." answered Cheerilee as she dumped all the cider in a glass bottle and placed it on the floor.

Twilight was too drunk to care. "Hehe...okay..."

Cheerilee spun the bottle.


Twilight eyes went wide at the realization. "Cheerilee...what other games do you like to play?" she asked.

"Poker, Uno, Oligarchy-"

"Spin the bottle..."

Cheerilee was surprised by that answer. "Why yes...that's one of my favorite party games...why do you ask?"

"Because I think that was one of the things we played last night." she admitted with shock and horror.

It started to come back for Cheerilee as well, as images and memories of her making-out with the unicorn flooded her mind.


"Ready for this Cheerilee?" drunkenly asked Twilight.

"Of course...I never experienced this position before."

"Okay, just holler when the burning sensation becomes too much for you." giggled the unicorn as her horn glowed.


Both Twilight and Cheerilee looked at each other wide eyed, they knew exactly what the other was thinking.

"Twilight...did we?"

"All evidence points to that we did." she grimly answered.

It quickly turned awkward for the two of them.


Maude and Big Mac were just about done with the task of bucking the apple trees in the far field, there was just one last tree left.

"Last one." dryly stated Maude as she walked up to the tree, she sashayed her hips slightly as she went up to it. She looked around the tree as she looked for the perfect place to kick it. In the corner of her eye, she noticed Mac staring at her. "He has a lot of will power, I can tell you that, but stallions are like rocks...they will eventually crack. I hope Pinkie knows what she is doing."

Mac tried his best to ignore the flirting, he tried to keep focus on the task at hoof. But his eyes absent-mindlessly wandered down to her flank.

Maude definitely noticed. "So," began the mare with a slight and small smirk. "you going to just stand there and enjoy the view I'm giving you, or are you going to help me by placing the baskets around the tree?"

Mac quickly snapped out of it. "Uh...eeyup." he immediately placed the baskets around the tree, to catch the falling apples.

Maude got into position. She lifted up her back right leg, and kicked the tree with it hard. As usual, every single apple fell out of the tree.

"That was good...we're done for today." complimented the crimson stallion.

"Glad I was able to help. You didn't too bad yourself." her eyes ran up and down the stallions body. "Say...how far have you and my sister went?"

"Huh?" he did not know what she was asking.

"I said...how far have you taken your relationship with my sister? First, second, third-"

"Ah think that's too personal of a question Miss Maude." interrupted the stallion, embarrassed by such a probing question.

"Not to my sister...she told me that she gave you 'mouth present' for your birthday...and then returned the favor on her birthday." answered Maude.

Mac sweated nervously. "How?"

"Mac...me and Pinkie are sisters...and as sisters...we share everything." Maude placed extra emphasis on the last word.

"Uh...well...it was nice of ya helpin' me and all...but ah think ah can handle the rest of the chores from here Miss Maude." nervously explained Mac, this started to feel uncomfortable for him.

"Well, I am glad I could help. This whole thing was...interesting." stated Maude as she walked to a nearby cart, grabbed her clothes and put them on.

She went up to Mac and whispered into his ear. "By the way...when I mean everything...I mean everything..that includes you."

Mac's eyes went wide in shock and his face blushed. "Uh..."

"I'll tell Pinkie you said 'howdy', see you around." and with that, Maude trotted away out of the farm.

The stallion was frozen in shock. "It's all in mah mind...it's all in mah mind...it's all in mah mind..."


At the library, Spike lounged around in the library, as he ate his stash of gems. He soon heard the front door open, to see Twilight Sparkle has returned home. "Oh...you're back...where were you last night?" curiously asked the dragon.

"Uh...I spent the night a friends house." nervously answered Twilight. She could now remember everything that happened last night.

"Oh...and how did it go with Cheerilee?"

"It went really well...yeah...learned a lot about ourselves and each other...yeah..." Twilight quickly trotted up the stairs to avoid the subject.

Spike looked on suspiciously, but quickly dismissed it so he could return back to eating his gems. "Mares...always acting strange sometimes." he said as he took another bite of a gem.