Draconicus Incognito

by zztfox


~CHAPTER EIGHT: Patience is a Virtue~

“Thanks for inviting me over for tea, Fluttershy.” This voice belonged to the REAL Princess Twilight.

It had been a few days since the Trader Exchange at Rainbow Falls and Twilight had pretty much recovered from her Feather Flu symptoms by then.

“Don't mention it, Twilight.” Fluttershy beamed at getting the chance to chat with her friend, even if Discord had made a rather close substitute of her.

Twilight wasn't exactly focused on Fluttershy at the moment, though.

“Your house doesn't normally spin like that, right?” Twilight finally questioned.

“I promised Discord that he could have his way for a couple hours today...” Fluttershy admitted.

A flock of birds flew over, upside down, chirping “Flight of the Valkyrie”, followed by Twilight's tea cup spontaneously changing into a frog and hopping right into her face.

“HEY!” Shouted Twilight.

And with that the table they where sitting at turned into just that, a bale of hay.

“He must have been rather behaved at the Trader Exchange for you to let him do all this!” Twilight rolled her eyes as Fluttershy's fence started to do “The Wave”.

“He really was, Twilight! He helped me and Rainbow out of a bind and everything. He didn't cause as much as a single uproar!” Fluttershy smiled

It was THEN that all the photos Princess Discord had signed enchantments kicked in.

To this day, there are still ponies that flinch at the mere mention of Discord's earsplitting rendition of “Princess Twilight is in da' House”. It did manage to make the Top 10 Chart on The Canterlot One Hit Wonders List, as hard as that can be to imagine and despite Twilight's attempt to destroy every copy that ever existed.

Another story for another time, perhaps.