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// Background Pony Battle Royale 
// Story: Itty-Bitty Bite Size Stories 
// by gallagsp the corgi 
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	"I SWEAR TO LUNA!" Bon-Bon yelled, rolling backward over a toppled column and pulling a grenade from her backpack. She pulled the pin and tossed it. "LYRA! YOU HAD ONE JOB! ONE FREAKING JOB!"

"I SAID I WAS SORRY!" Lyra responded, reloading her shotgun from behind an overturned carrage. "HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW CANTERLOT PONIES DON'T LIKE BEING CALLED STUCK UP?"

"NOPONY LIKES THAT!" Bon-Bon said, letting loose with another burst from her AK-47. The bullets ricocheted off of the sidewalk and walls, almost striking Vinyl Scratch, who was hiding around the corner of a burnt-out building.

"TAVI! WHERE'S MY COVER FIRE?" She yelled into her headset, rubbing her bandaged and bleeding leg.

"I CAN'T GET A CLEAR SHOT! YOU NEED TO GET THEM OUT INTO THE OPEN!" Octavia responded from the third story window of the hotel, her sniper rifle gleaming in the sunlight. "How's your ammo?"

"About empty, got one clip left." Scratch said, checking the ammunition on her M16. "Where's Minuette? She still alive?"

"Not sure. Her radio stopped working an hour ago... wait! She's behind them!"

Minuette slowly approached Lyra and Bon-Bon from behind, her MP5 equipped with a silencer. She stopped short, aimed, and almost fired.

KABOOM!

Minuette was thrown to the side by an explosion, she winced as she tried to get back up, her leg was clearly broken.

"Not one of ye's gonna survive this!" Berry Punch laughed, taking a swig from her wine bottle as her grenade launcher hung loosely at her side. She wiped her mouth and grinned, raising the weapon right at Minuette. "You bloody Canterlot ponies! Ye got no respect for the good folks down in Ponyville, now do ye?"

"I told you not to mess with Ponyville." Derpy said, knife dripping with blood as she walked up to Minuette. 

Suddenly, a bright flash lit up the sky. everypony stopped and looked up in confusion. Princess Celestia decended from the sky. 

"WHAT IN THE NAME OF HARMONY IS GOING ON HERE?"

"Ponyville insulted Canterlot..." 

Celestia facehoofed as heavily armed and armored guards stormed the streets, arresting everyone.