"The 1st chapter will be starring............"
"What's up Luna?"
"Who's Crackle?"
"I think she's the Derpy of the dragons."
"Oh, Okay then, begin the 1st chapter."
*CRASH!!!*
"(Probably Derpy.)" Spike thought. "(Strange, she's crashed twice as hard this time.)" He thought again while walking through the carnage! "(Wow, 110 books, she's beat record by 4 more books. Huh, why does Derpy have a hat this ginormous?)"
He then noticed the top of the largest pile shaking.
"Hey Derpy."
"I'm not Master Derpy." said the dragon who popped her head out of the pile.
"Whoa!" Spike then backed away.
"Wait, I got your mail here!" Then she handed him the mail."
"Oh,okay thank you ma'am."
"Call me Crackle!"
"Crackle? Oh, you're that (Weird) dragon from the migration."
"Yep, and I in fact always wanted to meet you Spike!"
"Meet me?"
"Yeah, that's why I took over this delivery. I was wondering if we could go out sometime."
"Like a date? (No, please don't be a date, then again, she seems so nice, I don't want to hurt her feelings!)"
"Yeah, a date!"
Spike's good nature forced him to say yes.
"(DRAT!) Fine, what time would suit you?"
"Next Thursday, on 3:30PM, we're going to the beach!"
"(Aww, not a public place!) Sure!"
"I'll see you next Thrusday Spikey-Wikey!"
"...I'll see you as well. (GRAH! NO WONDER THE AUTHOR HATES THURSDAYS!!!)"
Next Week...
There were no clouds in the sky, ponies & a few assorted sentient species were playing in the sand and the water, Pinkie & Scootaloo are scene entering the surf contest! ...Rainbow Dash & Soarin were dry humping in public. Anyways, Spike was not amused, and was waiting for Crackle to finish changing into her swimsuit.
"Oh, where is she?"
"Spike, check this out!" Crackle called out. He turned & saw not a blistering monstrosity, but a marvelous beauty.
"(Wow, she actually looks...great.)"
"What do you think? Pretty sexy huh?"
"Yes, yes I do!"
"Tee-hee, well what are you waiting for? Let's go!"
Then they spent a wonderful time on the beach! Wait, before I continue, I think I'll call this shipping pair, Spackle, yeah that's it! Spike + Crackle = Spackle! as I was saying, they splashed water in eachother's faces, skated across the boardwalk, watch Dan from Dan Vs. yell to the sky BEEEEAAAAACH!!! yeah, this takes place during Dan vs. The Beach! If you've seen the episode, you'd then know their time was cut short because Dan covered the beach with trash! On the bright side, it wasn't over for their date yet! Crackle held out her claw, and Spike walked her home.
"Thank you so much Spike, i was under the impression that you thought I was ugly!"
"What? No, no, no! What gave you that idea? Also, I'd like to see you again sometime."
"Really?"
"We're both dragons who live & friends with ponies, maybe we could help other dragons learn our ways!"
"You're right."
"Well, how will we end the night before you go..." Spike then felt her scaley lips upon his!
"Well, goodnight Spike!"
"Good night Crackle!" then she closed the door & Spike was off to his home.
"Hey Crackle, how was your date?"
"It was perfect master Derpy, you were right all along, just like how the Doctor didn't care you were wall eyed, he didn't care that I'm not a cute dragoness!" She said while hugging the grey pegasus.
"That's great to hear, now I must go, make sure to tuck Dinky in, the Doctor & I are on our 5 year anniversary!"
"Okay master, have fun!"
"Well, that was something completely new." commented Luna.
"Yeah, I didn't know there was a canon dragoness on the show. (so, Crackle is insecure about her looks, maybe I can some cash out of her with my confidence course!)"
"Now, get the next letter!" Commanded Luna.