//------------------------------// // Derpy Joins The Team. // Story: Twilight is Catched in a Pokeball. // by dtlux1 //------------------------------// Trainer Red: Oh, Hey, A new Pokemon Twilight: It looks so cute, like a cat. Derpy: I am a cat? Trainer Red: Yes. Derpy: IS THAT PRINCESS TWILIGHT?! Twilight: Why are so many people thinking I am a princess. I am not even mega evolved at the moment. NO WINGS! Derpy: Mega whatnow? Lucario: I have Explained It too Many Times Now, So I am Not Gonna Do It Again. EEVEE: And I don't has a mega evolution. Trainer Red: I will catch you if you keep asking questions! Derpy: C-catch me? I... what? Trainer Red: Strike One! Derpy: *He covered his head with his paws* Twilight: That was 2 questions. Trainer Red: Oh. STRIKE 2! Derpy: *scratches red in the eye, causing his pinky finger to bleed uncontrollably* Trainer Red: OH! YOU LITTLE... Twilight:RED! LANGUAGE! Eevee: Can you catch it now? Trainer Red: I WANT TO KILL IT! Twilight: No, Eevee. He can't catch it until it asks another question. Derpy: *Hisses* Red: I WILL BATTLE IT NOW! Twilight: That wasn't a question. Red: I DON'T CARE! GO! LUCARIO! ENTERS BATTLE! TO ASAIL! Derpy used plead "No! Please! I don't know any damaging attacks!" Trainer Red: I DON'T CARE! LUCARIO! USE AURA SPHERE! Lucario: But you did say you'd only attack if it asked another Question. Red: Good Point. Any questions cat? Derpy: No. Trainer Red: What is you favorite colour. AM I BLUE! BUT WHO WAS PHONE! Trainer Red: No anser? AM I BLUE! CAN I HAS PHONE! Derpy: You are clearly orange with a hint of green Eevee: Answer this question? Do you not not ask questions, and is this a question? Trainer Red: Can I kill him now? Derpy: yes, that was a question Trainer Red: What? Derpy: Look, I'm having a difficult time not asking questions, and your pointless questions don't make it any easier! Trainer Red: WHY ARE MY QUESTIONS POINTLESS! WHAT IS YOUR NAME! ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL! Twilight: Why are you asking it questions? Red: WHY AREN'T I! Derpy: When I'm a cat, I'm female, when I'm a pony, I'm male Mr. Rodgers: YOU CAN GET TROLLEY CLEAN FOR UP TO 49% OFF TODAY! Twilight: How'd you even get here? Mr. Rodgers: TOLLEY CLEAN! Derpy: What does trolley clean do? Trainer Red: THAT WAS A QUESTION! STRIKE 3! YOU'RE OUTTA HERE! THANK GOD FOR MR RODGERS! Red: GO! LUCARIO! Red: USE AURA SPHERE! Derpy used flee Red: QUICK! USE A MOVE THAT MAKES HIM STAY IN BATTLE! Lucario: Like what? Red: JUST USE SOMETHING! Lucario: Ok. Lucario Used Hug. It's Supper Affective. Derpy used purr Derpy: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP Red: HUG IT TO DEATH! Twilight: But don't you want to catch it? Red: NOT ANYMORE! KILL IT! Twilight: Oh, for the love of all things holy. Give me that Master Ball. Derpy: Please don't, BEEP BEEP, kill me!" Trainer Red: KILL IT WITH ANOTHER HUG! *Twilight throws the master ball at it.* Red: NO! I WANTED TO KILL IT! WHY'D YOU DO THAT! I DON'T WANT TO CATCH IT! Twilight: You origonally wanted to, so I did. [3:46:26 AM] *** Call from FunnyK111/Derpy *** Derpy: Thank you for saving me life! Twilight: No problem. Red: I WILL KILL YOU! YOU ARE MY POKEMON NOW! YOU TAKE MY ORDERS! Eevee: Why are you so mad? Red: IT HATES ME! Derpy: I... I don't hate you! Red: I still believe you do. You scratched my eye and made my finger bleed. Derpy: You made me mad! Red: Well since I am your trainer now, you need a nickname. Derpy: Can you just call me Derpy? Red: How about Derby? Lucario: It said it's name was Derpy. Red: Actually, I like the name Derpy, That will be it's name now. I am glad I came up with it all by my self. Derpy: That was already my name! Red: Your name is now Derpy. I hope you like it, I came up with it myself. Derpy: NO YOU DIDN'T! Red: I am your Trainer now, and I say your name is Derpy. If you don't like your new name, tuff luck, it's your name now. Derpy: IT WAS ALREADY MY NAME! Red: STOP TRYING TO FIGHT YOUR NEW NAME! "I'm not fightinhg it! I'm telling I already had it!" Derpy svremed "I think you are going to have to stay in your pokeball for a while until you calm down," said Red the PKMN Trainer, "You are trying to fight your new name, and me." "No! I love you!" shouted Derpy "Why do you say that?" asked Red, "Why do you lie!" "I'm not lieing!" Derpy said "I love my name, and I love you!" "HOW CAN YOU LOVE ME!" shouted Red. She ran up and licked his face "Aww." said red. "I guess you can stay out of your pokeball for now, but don't get any ideas in your head." She smiled "Do you have any fish?" "Yes," said Red, "I bought this Magikarp for ¥500." Derpy bit into the Magikarp "This thing is hard as a Brock!" "I would think so," said Brock, "I am a pokemon breeder after all. I know these things." "What do you know about me?" Derpy asked "Nothing." said Brock, "You must be a new Pokémon species." "Show me to the Pokedex!" "Derpy, the Ę͚͚̜R̜͉̘̱͈R̙̱̫̙̞̥̠O̙͖̝͝R̖̭͎̠͕̜̙ ̠͖ER͇͓R͏͉̩O͉R̥̞̖͍̳͔ͅ ̵͇E̪̻͈̥̫R͎͔̰͎̟͝Ṟ̮̣͔O̟͓̰R̙̭̳! NO INFORMATION KNOWN! ERROE ERROR ERROR! You can buy error here.. Derpy's eye began twitching "I..." "What is wrong?" asked Eevee. "I don't exist?" "No," said Brock, "You are just non-existant in the pokedex. You are an undiscovered nexgen pokemon [4:18:11 AM] (╯ ﾟヮﾟ)╯✞♫☆pokedtlux1☆♫✞(╯ ﾟヮﾟ)╯: " SHe jumped up onto Brocks shoulders "Can you actually see me?" "I CAN SEE YOU!" screamed Brock, "CALL IT BACK!" "RETURN!" Red screamed as he called his pokemon back to the pokeball. "WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!" "I think it is time to go now." said Twilight. "I think you are right." said Brock as he looked scared at thee pokeball. "Now what?" asked Eevee. "We let Derpy decide?" asked Lucario. "What do you want to do next?" Red asked Derpy. "I want to go somewhere!" "Then Let's go!" screamed Red, "ALLONS-Y!" "..." "What?" Asked Red. "I think you should leave that to the Doctor." sugested Twilight. "Good idea," he replied, "ONWARDS AND UPWARDS!" "That too." TO BE CONTINUED! Thanks to FunnyK111 for helping to wright this chapter and for the use of his character Derpy.