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// Princess Celestia Bucks A Foal Into Orbit 
// Story: Robot Scootaloo 
// by alarajrogers 
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In the middle of a street in Canterlot, Princess Celestia smiles at her subjects, until she encounters a baby carriage. She looks both ways, observes that no one is paying attention… and bucks the baby carriage into orbit. The foal sails off with a thin, receding wail.

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