Robot Scootaloo

by alarajrogers


A Fluttercord Fanfic

Rating: Teen

Tags: Comedy, Random, Romance

Summary: Fluttershy is falling in love with Discord. Will he return her love? FLUTTERCORD

Fluttershy was worried. Ever since she'd reformed Discord, she'd found herself having feelings for the Spirit of Chaos. Feelings that couldn't be explained by mere friendship. Maybe... love. But wasn't falling in love with the Spirit of Disharmony a quick way to end up with a broken heart? Could he possibly return her feelings?

"YES! HE TOTALLY DOES! TELL HIM, FLUTTERSHY!"

Fluttershy stared in bemusement as a certain pink pony bounced up and down next to her. "Pinkie? When did you get here?"

"Just now, silly!"

"But... how did you know I was thinking about my feelings for Discord?"

"Because I read the summary and it said Fluttercord! That means the two of you are destined to be together in this story cause the writer said so!"

Fluttershy blinked. "That doesn't even make any sense..."

"That's okay, things don't have to make sense! Why don't you tell him right now?"

At that point Discord appeared. "Buongiornio, my little ponies! How are my favorite diminutive equines today?"

"Tell him," Pinkie said in what was supposed to be a stage whisper, except it was rather louder than that.

"Oh, I couldn't... I mean... eep..."

"My dear Fluttershy." Discord reached down and lifted Fluttershy's chin so she was looking up at him. "Can it be true that you've actually fallen in love with me? The God of Chaos? Why, I don't look anything at all like a pony, and I'm completely insecure about it! I'm a hideous, monstrous creature! How could any pony possibly care about me?"

"I care about you," Fluttershy said, fluttered up to him and kissed him.

Discord swept her into a close embrace. "Oh, my dearest Fluttershy!" He turned to Pinkie Pie. "Pinkie, be a dear for me and see if the mature box is checked? Also the box for sex?"

"Nope! Just Romance, Comedy and Random!"

"Oh. Pity that. My darling, we will have to consummate our passionate and newly formed romance offstage so that the audience can't see!"

"What?" Fluttershy said.

"Never mind. Shall we go, my sweet? I have dozens of roses and a diamond ring and all sorts of completely traditional, non-chaotic, thoroughly expected signs of my affection to give you!"

"Um, yay?"

With that, Fluttershy and Discord disappeared together in a flash. In front of Pinkie Pie there was a giant milkshake glass, taller than she was, with a lengthy bendy straw hanging out of it. It was full of chocolate milk, with a large dollop of whipped cream on top. In flashing neon lights, the side of the milkshake glass said, "Thanks for checking the summary for me, Pinkie, you're a true pal."

Pinkie sighed deeply. "Chocolate milk with whipped cream. Nirvana!"

At that point a random brony stepped out of the Everfree Forest and said "Wow, aren't you Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony?"

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