Everything is Not Awesome

by Dezrik


Taco Tuesday

Upstairs, above the ruins of Bricksburg, lies a family of four surrounding a table filled with various Mexican cuisine from Taco Time nearby. The little boy at the table, Finn, who had curly hair which puffed out of his head along with dark hazel eyes, was crying his eyes out.

I know what you're thinking, "How can this kid be crying on Taco Tuesday. Taco Tuesday, dude!" Well if you'd give me a second, the situation will explain itself.

"This is totally unfair mom!" cried Finn, "How come Emily get's to just destroy all of my stuff!"

"Yeah!" said Finns dad, a tall man with shorter curly hair and blueish grey eyes, "I spent like, three weeks building that city!"

"Boys, calm down." replied Finn's mom, a Blond woman with bright blue eyes.

"Yeah guys!" said a little girl with blond hair in two pony tails, and blue eyes, "It's not like it's that big of a deal. You can always just rebuild it!"

"Easy for you to say!", Finn was screaming at the top of his lungs now, "How would you like it if I went to your 'magical' kingdom of Equestria and destroyed all of YOUR stuff!"

"You wouldn't dare harm Twilight Sparkle!"

"Oh yeah, says who?"

"That's enough, both of you!" said the mother, "Finn, you are not going to lay a finger on Equestria, your sister and I worked too hard on it."

"And Emily, you are no longer allowed in the basement." said the dad.

"But mom!" cried Finn.

"No butts Finn, now eat your dinner." replied Finns mom sternly, "It's taco Tuesday, your favorite."

Finn then stuck out his tongue towards his younger sister, then proceeded to take about out of his taco. Normally, these crunchy shells of awesome would cheer him up, but nothing was doing the trick for him today.

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Later that evening, all of the citizens of Bricksburg were working on rebuilding the obliterated city, which was going quite quickly with the help of President Business's Micro Managers. Meanwhile, Emmet was on the top floor of Octan Tower, having an argument with President Business.

"But President Business!" whined Emmet, "We should go and attack their stuff, I mean, they went and practically blew up all of Bricksburg!"

"No Emmet." replied President Business.

"But why not! You have access to their world!"

"Because Princess Celestia said no."

"So? She's not the boss of you! You could totally overrule her!"

"It's much more complicated than that, Emmet."

"Come on, President Business!"

"Emmet, no means no!"

"Uh! Fine!" yelled Emmet in defeat, as he stormed out of the room.

But not without taking the Key-Chain of Unlocking from on of the many pedestals in the room. If President Business wouldn't help him, he would just get the rest of his friends to help instead.

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Meanwhile, in Cloud Cuckoo Land, the Master Builders were also having their own arguments within their usual gathering place.

"This is an outrage!" cried Cleopatra, "These ponies should be punished for their crimes against the Lego Universe!"

"Thy hast a point, Cleopatra." said Shakespeare, "Thy ponies crimes mustn't go unnoticed."

"Yo, me 'an the boys totally agree with all you guys," said one of the 2003 NBA all stars, "But all I'm saying is that we 'ain't got no way of 'gettin in their world. And even if we do, what happens if we get spotted by that princess of theirs?"

The rest of the room erupted in argument again, as Michelangelo fought with Michelangelo, and as the Caveman started hitting random area's of the room with his club. Emmet's friends were all trying to calm things down, but everyone else seemed bent on revenge.

"I may have a solution!" announced Emmet as he walked proudly into the room. Everyone hushed as the Special came into the room, because he was the greatest, most interesting, most important person of all time, and you know this is true, because this rhymes.

"And what is your said, 'solution'?" questioned Abraham Lincoln.

"Here's the plan, when President Business goes to sleep tonight, my friends and I will sneak into their little 'kingdom' and totally blow up their stuff!"

"But how will you get in?" asked the Mermaid.

"Yes, nobody has the key to get in." said Dumbledore.

"Do you mean this key?" said Emmet, as he pulled out the Key-Chain of Unlocking from earlier. The entire audience gasped at the sight before them. Unikitty's jaw literally hit the floor.

"Got it right here, as you guys can see." said Emmet, "I only have one question for you." He then turned towards his friends.

"Are you with me?"

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"Good night Finn." said Finn's mom as she tucked him in.

"'Night 'mum." replied Finn.

Finn's mom then went to the door and turned of the lights, before closing the door behind Finn. As he heard his mom's footsteps become more distant, Finn turned on his bedside lamp, and fished out a large blue spaceship from underneath his pillow, which contained all of his little friends he needed to complete this mission.

"It's go time." whispered Finn.