"It's been three months, drop it for fuck sake!" I groaned, Moon grumbling to herself as we sat in the VIP section of the airship. Across from me, Chrysalis and Molestia sat arguing over scrabble. I was honestly surprised the game existed in this world but then again, when there was a portal that led to earth, I guess at some point our cultures were going to have similarities.
"Lachlan, that crazed bitch nearly killed you, had she not been such a terrible shot, you would have died." Moon snarled, smacking me upside the head as I yelped. "The reason I am so angry is that ponies somehow keep managing to kidnap you. I mean, you have been kidnapped twice in the last month! Granted, the second time was Razor Fang and she was just trying to be kinky, did a good job too but still. I worry about you." she finished resting her chin on my head as I chuckled.
"FUCKTASTIC IS NOT A WORD, AND SURE AS TARTARUS NOT WORTH 21 POINTS. YOU CHEATING WHORE!" Chrysalis roared, throwing the board across the room as Molestia huffed, a small pout on her face as the hostesses looked on worriedly.
"Yes it is, 'fuctastic': A word used to describe sex with lover boy here." she replied, childishly pointing at me, sticking her tongue out as the changeling looked ready to hit the alicorn. The pregnant changeling was nearing her date and the stress of the foal and this stupid trip coupled with Molestia's gentle teasing, made the mare hostile at the best of times. "Just cause your fat ass is pregnant and you can't think straight doesn't make me any less right." she sang, Chrysalis snarling as she rounded on the mare, smacking her upside the head as the flirty alicorn yelped.
"Ignore her honey, I think you look beautiful." I added, the mare giving me a small smile as she pulled me into her lap, nuzzling the top of my head as Moon grumbled at losing her cushion. Despite my chilled mood I was actually slightly pissed. Celestia I knew had sent me and the two alicorns to negotiate trade, whilst Chrysalis had come along to hopefully gain the same for her people. I knew for a fact that I was not there as a sign of trust. Knowing my luck the old alicorn was hoping I would shag an important pony and get the trade without having to give much in return. The sirens were a species of pony that acted a lot like the succubi of my world; ironically they were nothing like the stories of actual sirens. They were more likely to fuck you to death than drown you. Granted, with them being a civilized species they had rules against such things.
"I get me and 'fun bags' going, but why you? No offence moon but you aren't exactly the most social of ponies" I stated, the mare snorting as her slitted eyes met my own.
"Lachlan, I am here as intimidation. If the sirens get any ideas about keeping you, I am there to give them a reminder why we are considered gods." she finished, giving me a wink as I laughed.
"Fuck all godly about you." I quipped, the mare pausing as she gave me a dangerous smile.
"Oh really… if I were you I would recommend choosing your next words very carefully" the atmosphere seemed to drop as I cockily kept eye contact with her.
"Honey, whilst you were pregnant I walked in on you devouring five hay bacon, double cheese burgers, six large fries, two chocolate milkshakes, two packets of chocolate biscuits and a box of strawberries dipped in mustard, you didn't even have a napkin. You were more than happy to sit in sweat pants and wipe the stains on your t-shirt. Then, half way though you moved the food to the side and with your mouth half full said and I quote 'make me feel like a mare Lachlan'. Trust me when I say there is fuck all godly about any of you." I finished, the other two howling with laughter as the mare cheeks were tinged red, her eyes flickering down to the floor in embarrassment. Leaning forward, I softly kissed her on the nose the mare nuzzling me in return as I stroked her cheek. "And you know what. I wasn't repulsed or sickened; all I could think of was just how beautiful you were." I finished, the night alicorn smiling as she kissed me sweetly on the lips.
"You really are a softy." she giggled, moving from her seat to sit next to me.
"Hey you are all stunning, I mean Chrysalis is weeks away from her due date and yet still she looks equally as beautiful as the day we met. Though looks slightly less pissed now than she did then." I replied
"Now you are just being a kiss ass"
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The flight was actually quite pleasant. Far better than airplanes but by the same token, I wasn't nearly as nervous on planes as I was on a vehicle that could be taken down with a box of matches and a three bar fire.
"Excuse me your highnesses, sir, can I offer you anything from the cart?" the mare asked as the mares pitched in there wants.
"Can I get six ice cream sandwiches, one vanilla ice cream, a banana and a chocolate brownie please." I ordered, the mare nodding as she handed out the treats. Molestia being herself, made sure to make direct eye contact with the stewardess as she started to suckle on the tip of the banana, gently nibbling and licking as the mare looked like she would pass out.
Moon happily started on her brownie as I sighed, a pair of cat like-eyes watching me intensely as I slumped my shoulders in defeat. Tearing the lid off the ice cream, I reluctantly handed my desert to Chrysalis the mare smiling as she went to work on the desserts.
"Here, for being so generous" Chrysalis purred offering me a bite of my own dessert. As to spite her, I took the cherry, the mare's eyes widening in horror. Before I knew what was happening, the mare had slammed her lips into mine, her tongue diving into my mouth as she tried to recover the cherry. I am ashamed to say it turned into a petty fight as the two of us wrestled for the right to eat the cherry. The mare giggled as she placed her free arm around my head bringing me closer as we glared at the other. Both prepared to fight to the death for right to eat the cherry. The cheating bastard bit my tongue in the end, claiming what should have been my prize as I looked on in defeat. The horror I felt as she ruthlessly tore the fruit apart, her eyes never leaving mine as she savored her victory.
"Heartless monster." I grumbled, Chrysalis gently kissing the top of my head as she laughed.
"All is fair in love and war." she replied, cramming her muzzle with cookie and ice cream as she tore into her third bag. Molestia looked on in amusement as Moon rolled her eyes.
"Honestly was I really that bad?" Moon questioned grimacing as I gave her a sad smile
"Christ I am surprised you were able to forget, It was about six months into your pregnancy…"
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"Lachlan! Can you make another stop? I have a strange craving for rocky road ice cream, apricots and hay fries." Nightmare Moon whined, her muzzle coated in flour from the 5 packs of jam doughnuts that she had just demolished. I had been horrified early on in the pregnancy to learn that pregnant mares ranging from unicorn to earth pony required nearly 30 pounds of food per day, and that was required a healthy whilst pregnant. Alicorns on the other hand, required an amazing 85 pounds of food a day. The equivalent of 85 bags of sugar. This meant that for most of the pregnancy an alicorn was either eating or sleeping.
"I will be back; though I will probably have the servants bring it up. I will be fucked if I am the one carrying it." I chuckled as I once again left the room. My first trip was the kitchen, instructing the staff to take 5 gallons of ice cream, some apricots and at least two buckets of hay fries. The poor cooks had been working around the clock to keep the mare fed and just as well as in her state. An angry Nightmare Moon was a deadly one. "Oh and bring strawberries and mustard cause heaven forbid I get it in the neck if I forget to bring her something she didn't ask for." I growled, yawning as one of the cooks stopped.
"Are you okay?" she asked giving me a concerned look as I gave waved her off.
"Yeah just not use to being woken up four times a night to get snacks for the beast" I joked, the mare giggling as she took that as an invite to have a dig at the mare,
"I know, you would think we were feeding a whale. How do you put up with it? her table manners are disgusting. And I mean really, swear pants and a tight T-shirt? Gross" she snorted as I growled.
"I would suggest that you keep such comments to yourself, unless you want to explain to Celestia why I socked you in the face you bitch" I hissed, the mare recoiling as her eyes went wide in fear, apologizing furiously as I left. Reaching the door, I heard faint sobbing as I froze, fearing that something was wrong I threw the door open rushing over to the crying mare as I climbed onto the bed.
"Honey what's wrong?" I asked cuddling the mare as she pulled me closer burying her head into my neck.
"I'm disgusting." she whispered, tears matting my shirt as she clung to me possessively, almost fearful, that I would leave as I gently ran my fingers though her mane. "Why do you even stay with me? I am just a fat monster that nopony loves." she whimpered, my heart breaking as I shook my head.
"I love you. From where I am laying, all I can see is a beautiful, healthy, pregnant mare. Whom in six months will be the proud mother of our future son." I whispered, gently running my free hand down her back as I massaged her neck and part of her wings. The mare shivered, moaning as I gently pulled the mare forward, positioning her on her back as I clambered on, making sure to sit on her rump as to not put any unneeded stress on her back and stomach.
Cracking my knuckles, I gently started to massage the distraught mare. Small squeaks and moans would come from her mouth as I gently rubbed her sore back. Whilst I was doing this, I also took the time to preen the mare's wings. I had heard it was good for strengthening bonds as well as making the mare more comfortable. Celestia had taken the time to show me how to properly care for a pregnant mare and more specifically alicorn. Going over everything from horn massages, preening and even showing me some techniques in massaging.
"Leaning forward, I nibbled on her ear my hands rubbing her shoulders as the mare shuddered, her wings fluttering as her tail swished lazily from side to side. Given that I was resting on her rump. Reaching her head was a bit of a challenge, given the size difference. As I continued to care for the mare I realized just how much things had changed. We had gone from hating each other to loving each other in the short span of a few months.
"I love you." I whispered, the mare humming happily as she rolled over throwing me off as I yelped. Straddling me, the mare made sure not to crush me as her lips met mine. I sighed as our tongues mingled, our hands exploring the other.
"And I you, my mate." she purred!
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"Oh Faust, I can't breathe." Chrysalis laughed, tears streaming down her face as even Nightmare Moon tried not to chuckle. Molestia was coughing violently, having chocked on her banana as she half coughed and half laughed. Chrysalis gave a small burp as she started on her last sandwich, her fingers coated in vanilla ice cream as she happily munched down on the last of the treats. Like Nightmare Moon and Molestia when they were pregnant, Chrysalis had forgone the dress in favor of jogging bottoms and a hoodie. I had to admit that the mare looked adorable in it, especially when she put the hoodie up to snooze.
"Remember that time when you and I were playing in the meeting room and Celestia walked in with dignitaries from around Equestria?" Molestia giggled the others looking at me expectantly as I sighed.
"Yeah… I ducked underneath the table and you were forced to sit there for two hours with you panties around you ankles." I laughed. The mare nodding as Moon chuckled.
"Yeah and the whole time you started teasing Celestia. Oh I had never seen her so angry and horrified at the same time before. My favorite bit was when you started eating her out and she had to suppress moans of pleasure, passing them off for coughs." She snorted the other two barely hiding their own grins as I smiled fondly.
"Empress Gold Tip thought she was chocking so came around to help only to be met with me looking up at her. The poor hen nearly had a heart attack, though she was incredibly cool about it." I finished, smiling as memories of Celestia shouting at me came back. Though it was hard to take a mare serious when half her seat was soaked in arousal. Thank god Molestia had called a break before the musk of the horny mare had come to the others attention.
"Oh that was nothing compared what he ended up doing a month and a half ago." Chrysalis spoke up glaring as I threw her a meek smile.
"Wait. Wasn't that when he accompanied you to the meeting of queens and nobles?" Moon spoke up, the changeling nodding as she smacked me upside the head.
"This bastard somehow ended up getting me and my aunt to have a threesome with him, in the damn meeting room no less, twenty minutes before it was scheduled to take place. He somehow managed to convince us that it would be a dangerous bit of fun. Aunty obviously agreed and they were able to win me around because I was horny and hormonal. So the three of us are going at it and my mother walks in." Chrysalis spat, glaring at me as Molestia spat out her drink roaring with laughter as I gave her a pitiful look.
"How was that resolved?" Moon asked giving me a knowing look as Chrysalis snorted.
"He convinced her to join in. Do you know how awkward it is having both you mother and Aunty moaning and climaxing centimeters away from you, ugh it was horrible. I am barely able to suppress my horror at sharing him with aunty but dear Faust, my mother's sex face! There is not enough brain bleach in Equestria to remove that scaring image." She finished, shivering as I patted her on the back.
"Wow that must have been slightly awkward!" Molestia grinned, giving me a proud grin as I rolled my eyes.
"No it got much worse. We got so caught up, that before we knew it 13 others had shown up. AND HE ENDED UP SLEEPING WITH ALL OF THEM!" the mare roared, snarling at me as I shrunk under her gaze. "I don't even know how he did it. One minute we are surrounded by horrified queens, next thing I know they are lining up. I had never been so proud and frustrated at him at the same time. On one hand he gained both me and my aunt significant influence and power with the others and on the other… my mother's sex face. I have to admit that he mating with them was a good boon to my- our hive as the other queens took me sharing my mate as a gift. So in return, later I found that my aunt and my hive had been given gems, rights to small feeding grounds and so on." She finished giving me a small kiss on cheek.
"Wait. Our hive?" I questioned, the mare giving me a small nod as I paused.
"Lachlan, we have been mated for well over a year. What, you thought that you were just some toy to me. You are mated to both myself, my aunt and the four alicorn sisters. You hold significant influence and power. Having four alicorns, two changeling queens and draconquus as your herd makes it hard to have anything but power and influence." The mare finished as I reflected on her words. I had never really considered myself royalty and would never be arrogant as to proclaim anything other than my sexual talent powerful. Though I guess that she did have a point, I mean four alicorns each whom now hold equal sway and power in the kingdom. I realized with some disappointment that I had never actually been to Chrysalis hive making a note to ask her to give me the tour later.
Thirty minutes later
Yawning, I settled down, Nightmare having nodded off as Chrysalis yawned trying to stay awake. Smiling I wrapped an arm around her, gently rubbing her back as she cuddled closer. Molestia lay sprawled in her seat, a playpony magazine covering her face as she gently snored away. Grinning, I used Chrysalis chest as a pillow, the mare snorting as she lightly stroked my head.
We would be arriving at Belladome in a few hours, home of the sirens.
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