//------------------------------// // Sixth Entry // Story: You've Got Mail... // by Kiue Jin //------------------------------// Entry Six Dear Princess Luna, I'm so sorry to here that about your last human companion. The time I live in would put murderers like that in jail. Humans don't joust anymore, and I can see why it wouldn't catch on there. Some unicorns use electronics from what I've gathered. Us humans use the too, but way more casually. A lot of humans like you better than Celestia, but not all. I will try to continue writing to you for as long as I can, Luna. I will also try to answer anymore questions you have about the human world. P.S. If anyone/pony says your hot, or a hot momma it means your beautiful. -WolfGirl ..................................................................................................... Dearest WolfGirl, While it pains us to hear that justice arrived far to late to help or save my friends, We take comfit in the fact that others do not have to suffer the same fate as they did. Tis a shame about thou giving up the noble and exhilarating sport of Joust. Jousting did take root for a time here when the unicorn nobility used earth ponies as mounts in order to settle disagreements and matters of honor. The practice more or less stopped hundreds of years ago and now other tests of strength and skill are used in Jousting's stead. While some of these sports are interesting to watch, there was just something about Jousting champions that could make a young heart go wild... Electronics is a rather new development here. Barely fifty years ago the only sources of light a pony could depend on were the sun, the moon and candle light. Now light bulbs are standard in every new building. How time flies, hmm? Celestia is more then worthy of the praise that is given to her. After all, she was able to maintain the cycle of both the Sun and the Moon during my...incident as well as continue to run the kingdom with barely a few hours of sleep where she could sneak them for a thousand years. I only remember bits and pieces of my time on the moon and what I do remember I honestly wish I could forget. She had to continue on day and night because there was no one there to help her... nothing I can do will ever truly make up for everything I did so foolishly all those years ago... But, I confess that it is...nice, being wanted and liked. Even if I don't deserve it because of the bad things I have done... Thank you. While mere words on a piece of paper cannot hold to contain just how much happiness your words bring me, know that you have brightened our night. While there are many questions I could ask you about your world, there is one question that I always ask every few centuries or so. How does humanity view its moon? What sorts of gods and stories have sprung up because of it in the time that I've been...away? I've always felt that you can best learn about a ponies culture by asking how they view the world around themselves. Thank you for writing to us. Princess of the Night and Moon, Luna. PS. Someone else was kind enough to inform me as to the meaning behind 'Hot Momma'. While I find the term flattering and some of the ideas that spring into the forefront of our mind are rather...confusing and entertaining, we are afraid that there is already a pony that I have my eye on that I really hope returns my feelings for her...them. I meant them. Strange that you would know that someone else has called me 'Hot Momma'. You happen to know Chocolate Flash in person?