//------------------------------// // it is a DRAGON!!!! // Story: the world beyond // by steeperswine //------------------------------// As I was walking down to the center of Ponyville I spot a shop it was made out of chocolate and ginger bread. It also had a balcony on the top shaped like a cupcake with 3 candles. I walk into the shop and see tons of cakes. Chocolate cakes, cream cakes, daisy cakes! As I walk up to the counter a pink pony shoot up from nowhere and started to say mumble jumbo. "Hi I'm Pinkie pie and I must say you are a weird looking thing, I'm not trying to offend you or anything but its very very true! Anyway you like cupcakes? I LIKE CUPCAKES!" Then she leans in and said "don't tell anyone." then she leans back and said, "But I want to know your name, oh please tell me your name please, please, please!!" As she was hopping up and down like a mad person I put my hand above her head so she would jump into my hand to stop her and said "Its Leo." "OHHHHH like Leoarna? "No" I respond "Leodia?" "Nooooooo" "Leo....?" "It's Leonardo" I respond "Leonardo, IT'S A GREAT NAME!" she screamed. Man I hate Squeakers She handed me a cupcake and said "welcome to Ponyville!" I got the cupcake and said "thank you... Pinkie Pie." "Your welcome I cooked this up before you arrived just for you!." I nod and then realize "wait how did you know I was coming here?" "Easy my pinkie sense told me" she replied "How does it work?" I ask. "Easy if my tail is itchy then stuff is gonna start falling, and if my spine is itchy then a creature from a different dimension will come!" "Weird, but cool, anyway gotta go." I exit the building eating my cupcake until suddenly a dragon lands in the town square. What I noticed is that the dragon was red and yellow and it said to me "SOMEONE WANTS YOU DEAD AND I'M GONNA GIVE THEM WHAT THEY WANT." I place down my cupcake and looked up at the sky and yelled "you interrupted my cupcake FOR THIS!!!" I pull out my knife and just when I do the dragons head reaches for me for a bite, but I leap out of the way and sliced some of its skin from its neck. blood was pouring from its neck it yells in pain turns to me and said "your gonna pay for that HUMAN." It opens its mouth and fire shoots out. I dive out of the way as it burns a pie cart, I leap on its back and when I was about to stab it it swung its wing hitting me in the chest. I flew and hit a brick wall on a house. pain went up my spine and shoulder blades, and as I stood up the dragons head launched at me I couldn't do anything, my life is over. My depressing life as we know it is over. That was when I heard her. "LEO!" Fluttershy screamed. When I heard those words strength began to build and I got my knife and stabbed it in its mouth hitting its brain. blood poured everywhere and ran along the ground touching my feet. It's head fell on the ground and it just became a dead corpse on the ground. I sighed and then I fainted the pain on my spine was just too much. I open my eyes and see 6 ponies 3 I know but the others I have no idea. "Oh darling you look terrible in those clothes!" a white unicorn said. "Wow best thing to come up with when I have saved YOUR FUCKING TOWN!" I said "Well at lest you tried to save ma pie cart, I thank you for that one." said an orange pony. "Wow you were awesome! you dodge it then you slice it! And crazy stuff happened. You are EPIC!" said a cyan pony with a rainbow main. "Thanks guys" I said "anyway who are you?" "Oh this is Rarity" twilight said pointing to the white one "This is Applejack" pointing to the orange one. "And this is rainbow dash" pointing to the one with a rainbow main. "Charmed" I respond. "Oh twilight I love his manners" said Rarity After she finished the 2 princesses came in and said "can we talk to you in private." the others left excepted for Twilight. "You too Twilight." "Oh ok" and she left without another word. "So what is it?" I ask. "Well as you know before we used a memory charm on the villagers and..well we have decided that they deserve to the true meaning of the real world" said princess Celestia. "We have been in peace for one thousand years and the reason why is because of memory charms and that is why there is no such thing as violence well since you have arrived we are tired of it and you can continue with your type of meaning, Saving Ponies." "What my sister is trying to say" said princess Luna "is that we must accept that fact that violence is everywhere and we can't stop it so you must use it to stop it." "Alright." I said "But if i'm going to be Ponyville's newest hero, then I am going to need a outfit! and proper weapons." "OK there is a blacksmith in Ponyville and a fashion designer called Rarity." "Oh god not her." I whisper. "And I now I name you protector of Ponyville." she said "but there is only one rule!" My eye brow raised and said "and what is it?" "You shall not harm the good of pony kind" said princess Luna. "As you wish." I said in a heroic voice as possible.