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// Bounty#1: Demoman 
// Story: Poker night at the inventory 3 
// by chrisharte97 
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As the contestants took their seats, Reginald said to the Player, "Ah, I see your back for another bounty challenge," then turned to the Red Demoman, "Mr. Demo would you please place your bounty on the table?" 
"I don't know about this," the Demoman stated.
"Come now Mr. Demo, you know the rules here." The Demoman did what he was told to do and placed a sword on the table.


"What in the name of Equestria is that sword?" Cloudchaser asked him. 
"This here is me Eyelander sword lassie," the Demoman replied to the bright purple mare, "It's a little something I've held on to for awhile and I always keep it well polished too." 
Reginald then said to the Player, "To win this bounty, all you must do is win the tournament." 
"Prepare yourself because this is will really test yourself," GLaDOS said as she dealt each player two cards; the Player was dealt a Two of Spades and a Four of Hearts, which wasn't a good hand in his eyes, but he had to wait because Ash and Cloudchaser had the blinds and Sam was first to either fold, call, or raise. 
"I... Call," Sam said placing some chips into the pot. It was the Players turn and he folded. 

"Are you serious kid?" Rainbow Dash asked in surprise. 
"Aye, I'm out," the Demoman agreed pushing his cards away. 
"Of course I'm in," Rainbow Dash said placing a few of her chips into the pot. 
"Hey Dash, there's something I wanted to talk to you about," Ash said to the Rainbow maned Pegasus pony as looked Ash, "You remember when your friend Twilight defeated King Sombra at the Crystal Empire?" he asked raising her bet. 
"Yeah, yeah I do," Rainbow Dash replied as Cloudchaser folded. 

"Well there have been rumors saying that he is still alive even after his defeat," Ash explained to her. 
"I heard about that too," Sam cut in, "Is it true Rainbow Dash?"
Rainbow Dash looked a little annoyed by what they asked her as Sam called Ash's bet before she replied to them, "We don't actually know yet, we really don't have a script approval just like you guys, right Cloudchaser?" 
"That's right Rainbow Dash," Cloudchaser replied to her as GLaDOS pulled out a King of Hearts, a Two of Clubs, and a Queen of Diamonds. 
"Me an Max know how you two feel," Sam said to them, "We've been around for twenty-five years and even we don't get script approval," as Rainbow Dash checked. 

"I think I'll set this one out for now," Ash said pushing his cards away. 
"Hey Max, what do you think I should do?" Sam asked his little buddy. 
"Trying on getting a better jacket to impress the ladies," Max replied to him. 
"No, about the hand chuckle-head," Sam stated to Max.
"Oh, check," Max exclaimed as Sam did so as GLaDOS pulled out a Three of Clubs. 

"I'll fold," he finished tossing his card away. 
"Miss Dash steals the blinds," GLaDOS announced. 
"That was just too easy," Rainbow Dash exclaimed as she gathered the chips that were inside the pot. GLaDOS the dealt the players each a new hand; the Player this time got a Queen of Spades and a Ten of Hearts which was a great deal in his mind. This time both Cloudchaser and Sam had the blinds. The Player called that bet. 

"Ha!" the Demoman laughed out loud, "I'm in," as he also called that bet. 
"You know, Cloudchaser, I like to know why you brought your sister here with you," Sam said to the bright purple Pegasus pony. 
"She wanted to watch me play with you guys," Cloudchaser replied to the Freelance Police officer, "This is actually our first time in the Inventory here." 
"She is right about that," GLaDOS said to them, "My scanners detect that she and her sister have been here once tonight." 

As Rainbow Dash folded, Sam said to Cloudchaser, "Well there is always a first time for everything." 
"I fold," Ash said as he pushed his card away. 
"I'll raise," Cloudchaser said putting a larger amount of chips into the pot.
"Nope," Sam exclaimed throwing his cards away as GLaDOS pulled out a Queen of Hearts, an Ace of Clubs, and a Five of Clubs. 
The Player checks as GLaDOS said to the Player, "You know how boring checking can be to someone." 

"I'll bet," the Demoman said placing his bet into the pot. 
"Yeah I'm going to ditch this hand before anything bad happens," Cloudchaser said pushing her cards away. GLaDOS soon pulled out a Ten of Spades. 
"I'm going all bloody in," the Demoman said placing the rest of his chips into the pot. 
"Wow," Rainbow Dash exclaimed.
(A/N: I'm going to be using one the Sam quotes from the Sam and Max games)
"Holy Cap-wearing Catfish Flopping a crime beat!" Sam blurted out.
"Impressive," Ash said.

"So, what's it going to be lad?" the Demoman asked the Player. The Player risked it and put all of his chips into the pot. "Bloody Hell!" the Demoman exclaimed. 
"Oh my," Cloudchaser said as Max fell out his seat in surprise. The Player and the Demoman revealed their cards and the Demoman had a Five of Diamonds and a King of Hearts. 

"Crap!" he said as he and the Player waited for GLaDOS to pull the the next card to see who wins the hand. GLaDOS pulled the final card which was... A Queen of Clubs. "Bloody crap," the Demoman said.
"The Demoman has... Two pair," GLaDOS announced, "And the Player has... A Full House, the Player wins the hand. The Demoman has been eliminated." 
"Well this was just bloody great," the Demoman said as he left the table to grab a drink of scrumpy. 

GLaDOS dealt the remaining players some new cards and the Player had gotten an Ace of Diamonds and a King of Spades which were goods cards in his mind as he and Sam put out the blinds. "I call," the rainbow maned Pegasus pony said putting some chips into the pot. 
"Somethings been bothering me about you Rainbow Dash," Sam said to the rainbow maned Pegasus. 
"Is it my awesomeness?" she asked him. 
"Not really that, what I was wondering is how you Pegasi are able to walk on clouds?" Sam asked. 

"I don't really know about that, but I think it's just that we are created to walk on clouds," Rainbow Dash explained to the Freelance Police officer. 
"Ah, I see then," Sam said as Ash folded and Cloudchaser called, "I call," as he placed some chips into the pot as well. The Player was cautious and called as well. GLaDOS pulled out a King of Clubs, a Nine of Spades, and a Three of Hearts. 
"Yeah, I'm out," Rainbow Dash said throwing her cards away. 

"I think I'll... Bet," Cloudchaser said placing her bet into the pot. 
"I'll... Call," Sam said putting the same amount of chips into the pot. The Player checked as GLaDOS pulled out a Five of Hearts.
"I'll bet," Cloudchaser said. 
"I fold," Sam said tossing his cards away as the Player thought there wasn't going to be a point in calling or checking so he folded too. 

"Miss Chaser makes off with the blinds," GLaDOS announced.
"Thanks everyone," Cloudchaser said as she pulled in the chips inside the pot. GLaDOS soon dealt the players a new hand and the Player got a pair of Aces, a very lucky deal, and now the Player and Rainbow Dash had the blinds. 
"I'll call that," Ash said placing some chips into the pot. 
"Yeah, I'm in," Cloudchaser said. 

"Nope," Sam said tossing his cards away and the Player called as well. 
"I'll raise," Rainbow Dash said placing more chips into the pot and GLaDOS pulled an Eight of Hearts, An of Spades, and a Queen of Hearts, "I'll check." 
"So Ash, what's it like in the 14th century in your world?" Cloudchaser asked the S-Mart employee as he placed a bet into the pot. 
"Well it's probably like what Equestria might have been like back in it's 14th century," Ash replied to her as the bright purple Pegasus folded, "But to give you a specific detail of what it's like, it was a time of knights, Dragons, and jousting." 
"It does sound quite like what Equestria was like back in it's 14th century," Cloudchaser said as the Player called Ash's bet. 

"I'm all in," Rainbow Dash said pushing all her remaining chips into the pot. 
"Ah Hell," Ash exclaimed as GLaDOS pulled a Three of Clubs, "I kinda lost track of this hand so I'm just go all in," and placed all of his chips into the pot. 
The Player did the unthinkable to Rainbow Dash and Ash, he went all in as well, "No way!" the rainbow maned Pegasus pony exclaimed. The Player, Rainbow Dash, and Ash revealed their cards; Rainbow Dash had an Eight of Clubs and a Two of Diamonds and Ash has a Three of spades and a King of Hearts. 
"Crap," Ash said as the three players waited for GLaDOS to pull the next card. 

GLaDOS did so and pulled out.. A Queen of Diamonds. 
"Oh, come on!" Rainbow Dash complained.
"Miss Dash has... Two pair, Mr. Williams has... Two pair, and you have a Full house," GLaDOS announced, "The Player wins the hand." 
"Well of course you won with those cards, even my sister could have won with those cards," Cloudchaser commented to the Player.
"You better don't get cocky there kid," Sam commented as well. 

"Rainbow Dash has been eliminated from the tournament," GLaDOS continued. 
"Well if anybody or anypony needs me, I'll be out in the fight club knocking some heads," Rainbow Dash said leaving the table in anger. 
"Ashley Williams has been eliminated," GLaDOS said. 
"Well then, I'm going to get a drink," Ash said as he left the table as well. 
"The blinds are now six hundred and twelve hundred," GLaDOS said to the last three players as she dealt them each another hand and the Player had got a Queen of Hearts and a Nine of Clubs, a good hand in his mind, and now Cloudchaser and Sam had the blinds.

The Player called as Cloudchaser said, "I'm out," pushing her cards away. 
"Let's raise," Sam said placing more chips into the pot as GLaDOS pulled out a Queen of Diamonds, a Two of Spades, and an Ace of Spades, "All the heck in," Sam said placing all of his chips into the pot. The Player called it as he and Sam revealed their cards and Sam had a pair of Aces. "Yes," Sam exclaimed as GLaDOS pulled out a King of Clubs then a Two of Diamonds, "Oh yeah!" 
"Sam has... A Full House," GLaDOS announced to the three players, "And you have... Two pair, Sam wins the hand." 

Sam snapped his finger as Max jumped up a pulled Sam's chips towards him. "Next time, fold when you have an unlucky hand like that," Sam said to the Player. GLaDOS soon dealt the players each a new hand again and the Player got a King of Hearts and an Ace of Clubs. this time Sam and the Player have the blinds. 
"I think I'll.. Call," Cloudchaser said placing her chips into the pot. 

"I call," Sam said putting the same amount of chips into the pot as the Player called as well and GLaDOS pulled out a King of Clubs, a Three of Diamonds, and a Six of Spades. 
"Yeah, I fold," Cloudchaser stated pushing her cards away. 
"I check," Sam said as the Player placed a bet into the pot and GLaDOS pulled a King of Diamonds, "All in," he said putting the last of his chips into the pot. The Player went all in as well and the two of them revealed their cards; Sam had a Three of Clubs and a Two of Hearts.

"Oh no," Sam exclaimed as he and the Player waited for GLaDOS to pull the next card. She did so and pulled out a King of Spades. "Dang it." 
"The Player has... Four of a kind," GLaDOS announced, "Sam has... Two pair... The Player wins the hand. Sam is out of chips."
"Oh well, it was only a game," Sam said as he left the table with Max following him. 

"So, I guess it's just you and me now," Cloudchaser said to the Player as GLaDOS dealt them each two new cards and the Player had a pair of Jacks which was a good hand in his mind. "I'll raise," Cloudchaser said putting more chips into the pot and the Player called that bet. GLaDOS soon pulled out a Queen of Hearts, a Two of Spades, and Four of Diamonds. "I'll bet," Cloudchaser said as the Player raised that bet. 
"I see you have decided to bluff your way through this hand again," GLaDOS said to the Player, "Oops, i probably shouldn't have said that out loud, my bad." 

"I'm going all in," Cloudchaser said placing the last of her chips into the pot and the Player called the bet and they revealed their cards. Cloudchaser had a Queen of Spades and an Eight of Diamonds. "This is good," she exclaimed as the players waited for GLaDOS to pull the next card and she pulled out... a Jack of Spades, "Oh great." GLaDOS the pulled out a... Two of Diamonds. 
"Miss Chaser has... Two pair and you have... A Full House," GLaDOS announced, "The Player wins the hand." 
"Great job on winning me Eyelander there lad," the Demoman said to the Player, "Make sure you polish the blade well or else the sharpness of it will be lost. 

(A/N: And here is the winning song)