"CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS MONSTER HUNTERS!!!!" the CMC shouted together.
"Let me sleep," said Cartman.
"It's, like, 5 in the morning," said Kyle.
"Someone kill me," said Kenny.
Apple Bloom jumped on Stan. "Wake up, Stan!" she shouted. "We're going monster hunting!"
Stan woke up. They all went to the Everfree Forest to hunt for monsters.
"This is pretty f[YAY]ing lame, you guys," said Cartman.
"Shut up, fatflank," said Kyle.
"Stop arguing!" Apple Bloom yelled. "You'll attract monsters!"
"Isn't that why we're here?" asked Stan.
"...shut up," said Apple Bloom. They bumped into something big.
"Oh," said Stan.
"My," said Kyle.
"God," said Cartman.
Kenny sighed through his hood.
"It's a Changeling hive!" Sweetie Belle shouted, squeezing Kenny. Kenny gasped for air. Sweetie let go. "Sorry."
Cartman rushed in. Several screams were heard, then silence. When the CMC looked in, all that was there was nothing. No Changelings, no Cartman, no nothing. The boys cheered.
"Do we have to look for him?" asked Kyle. "I mean, he was kind of a jerk to us."
"We do!!" Scootaloo shouted. "Who else would?!"
"That's kinda the point," said Stan. Scootaloo bucked his face.
"Well," she said, "I'm going!" She left angrily.
The remaining CMC, including the boys, sighed and followed.
Cartman sat in a dark, round room, completely tied up. Mare-do-Well walked in and turned on the lights, revealing three corpses: a green Pegasus with dark green, leaf-like mane, a purple unicorn cyborg with spiky, gold mane, and a blue Earth Pony with white, cloud-like mane.
"Do you like it?" asked Mare-do-Well. "It's what happens when you're a terrible leader; you get your team killed." She looked down sadly. "There's no way to bring them back now."
"Who the f[BUY SOME APPLES]k are you?!" Cartman asked.
"Why, I'm Mare-do-Well," said Mare-do-Well. "I'm the reason you're in Equestria, and I'm the reason you'll never see South Park again."
"What have you done to my home?!"
"Oh," said Mare-do-Well, "why don't I just show you?" She turned on a screen, showing South Park in ruins.
"NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" Cartman shouted. Mare-do-Well laughed.
"I guess it's true what they say," she said.
"What do they say?" asked Cartman.
"I 'unno," said Mare-do-Well, "but it's true,"
"How do you know it's true when you don't know what it is?"
"Shut up, that's how!"
Cartman sighed. "Can I go back now?" he asked.
"Nope," said Mare-do-Well.
"Ok, just checking," said Cartman.