"So," said Stan, "my Cutie Mark shows my talent?" Apple Bloom nodded, taking him to a tree house.
"We've got to find my friends!" Kyle said, following Babs to a treehouse.
"I'm, like, way cooler than Rainbow Dash," said Cartman. Scootaloo rolled her eyes and led him to a treehouse.
Kenny said something Sweetie Belle couldn't understand, as he was wearing his parka. Sweetie sighed and led him to a treehouse.
The eight of them met up in front of the treehouse. The boys cheered. The Cutie Mark Crusaders were confused.
The four boys sat in the treehouse.
"Now for the heavily abridged initiation," said Scootaloo, holding up a somewhat long piece of paper.
"That doesn't look abridged to me," said Cartman.
"Shut up," said Scootaloo. "Now, anyway..." She read the paper.
We are gathered here today to welcome the newest member/members of the Cutie Mark Crusaders. [INSERT NAME(S) HERE], you are now about to go on a journey to discover your takent, whether it be fighting monsters with giant candy canes or making pillows or even taming dragons. So, welcome to our club, and may the Horse be with you.
The boys blinked.
"What the actual f[SPAGHETTI] was that?" asked Cartman.
"Just join the dang club," said Apple Bloom.
"Ok," the boys said in unison.
Sweetie Belle showed them around the approximately 5x5x5-foot treehouse.
Kyle sat in a corner, reached into his hat, pulled out a Dreidel, and spun it. Babs walked over.
Kenny sat outside, looking at the sky. Sweetie Belle joined him.
Cartman was being fat. Scootaloo watched.
Stan and Apple Bloom talked.
"So you're saying that this place has almost no crime?" asked Stan. Apple Bloom nodded.
"And the best part is, whenever we're in danger, the Princess and her friends save us!" Apple Bloom said. Stan smiled.
Kyle watched the dreidel spin, thinking about Ike. "I bet he misses me," he said.
Cartman was fat and anti-Semitic, as usual.
Kenny sighed and removed his hood. "I've been to Heaven a few times," he said, "but I usually end up in Hell."
"What are you talking about?" asked Sweetie Belle.
Kenny whispered a secret to Sweetie. She gasped. "But..."
Babs sat next to Kenny.
Scootaloo sat on Cartman.
Apple Bloom tackled Stan.
They were all thinking the same thing: Equestria was a wonderful place.