Multiple Friends, Multiple Entries
Chapter 2 Dash and Dashie
"Wait, wait just a minute! How could I have a foal?!” Dash shouted.
“Sugarcube, if’n you don’t know how that works then there’s a few things that you aught ‘ta consider learnin’ ‘bout,” Applejack said.
“I know how it works, but I don’t know how I ended up having a foal. I’m not the mothering type! I like danger, and being the best, not… changing diapers,” she said.
“Awww, I think that you’d be a great mom Dashie! I mean you’ve done so good with Scootaloo, and you actually help take care of her. It’s not just giving her pointers or something, but you really take care of her! I could see you doing that for a foal of your own!” Pinkie excited replied.
“Rainbow, darling, Pinkie is right. You would be a wonderful mother, but it does bring the question of what your relationship with Soarin is in this other universe. Applejack’s other self didn’t mention a word about you being married to him, perhaps your engaged, but if that’s the case then what is being said about your foal?” Rarity asked.
“No one would be saying about any foal of mine,” Rainbow stated.
“I don’t know, I mean Rarity does ask a good question Dash. From what I could tell from what the other Applejack said this other universe is a bit more… strict about certain things. She was called a tail-lifter and that’s a term that hasn’t been used in nearly eighty years here,” Twilight said.
“Ah still wonder why they called her that,” Applejack commented.
“Maybe that other you and her stallion were together, but not married… I mean if you don’t mind my saying,” Fluttershy mentioned.
“That would make sense. If this other universe is a little stricter in that regard then they would value marriage. If you and Jack, that’s a weird name, had been together and not married when you got pregnant I could see it causing a conflict,” Twilight said.
“Yeah, but she said it brought all of them closer together, which means that even in that world I had your back,” Rainbow Dash said as she grinned.
“And Ah’m sure that the other me was thankful. Twi, why don’t ya let Rainbow go next? It might do her some good to hear from her other self,” Applejack suggested.
(Parallel Reality Universe Number AWIE-03022014)
Applejack looked at Jack as he played with Ambrosia as she walked into Twilight’s kitchen and started making some lunch for all of them. She didn’t mind, and after all since Twilight had basically came and teleported all of them to the library, right in the middle of work no less, and explained what was going on it was pretty much decided that everyone would stick around while this alternate version of her sent through the first set of letters.
She heard a gasp and walked out to see Rainbow Dash looking at a letter and her eyes getting wide.
“What did it say Sugarcube?” she asked.
“So, I guess that you’re the other me huh? What happened? Did cha get bored with being awesome and decided to settle down? I guess that Soarin is kinda alright and everything, but what made him the choice? I mean did we rut him or something and get pregnant? Seriously, what happened? I know I want to be in the Wonderbolts one day, but this wasn’t an attempt right? Right? I mean I know I’m better than that, and if I am then you’ve got to be.
Twilight’s telling me that I shouldn’t be saying something like that, but this is me that I’m talking to, and we both know that I’m a pretty direct mare. Speaking of which how exactly did you hook up with Soarin? Was it him that came on to you, or did you just tell him that you wanted to date him? ‘Cause I think I would have wanted to be the one to tell him that I wanted to date him instead of waiting on him to ask me. What’s with the tail-lifter thing over there? If that was still a thing here… Wow… I wouldn’t be a happy mare at all. It’s not like I sleep with anything or anypony, but I like to have options.
Are you married to Soarin? If you married him then answer a couple questions for me. Is that really all him, or does he stuff his suit? Also, what kind of lover is he? I kind of expect that he’s sort of just in it for him. I mean he’s a nice colt and all, but he’s always seemed a little full of himself. It’s just something I’m wondering. While I’m wondering what’s this with you and Applejack helping each other out while you’re in heat? I thought, from what AJ said in her letter, that the Equestria you’re in kind of frowns on that sort of thing! Was she any good? Oh… wow… I’m getting a serious death glare from my Equestria’s AJ… Maybe I should have not wrote this in the open… Oh well too late now, so really was she any good?
Look, I hope that I’m not busting your chops too much, but I want to know about this… And what’s the deal with being a mom?! I’m not mom material! I’m not even close!
Rainbow Dash,” Rainbow Dash read and then looked at Soarin.
He sat looking shocked. He then looked at her and then down at his crotch.
“You don’t stuff, that’s all natural,” she said before she grabbed a quill and started to get work on a response.
“Well, that version of you is certainly direct,” Twilight said.
(Parallel Reality Universe Number MFME – 04132014)
Another scroll shot through the void and fell to the ground. Twilight neared it and noticed that it was addressed to her. She lifted it with her magic and opened it.
“I KNEW IT! I KNEW THERE WAS MORE THAN ONE UNIVERSE! Okay… Maybe I didn’t know it first, but that doesn’t mean that I’m going to fucking appoligise to Jappleack. She can just kiss the darkest part of my lavender ass. So, you’re the other me huh? What kind of magic are you studying? Have you tried mixing science and magic yet? It’s so much fun… Stay away from making robotic versions of Rainbow Dash though. Trust me, it doesn’t work. I’ve been working with the Necronomicon for a little while.
By the way, if you want to practice with it you’re going to have to go find Sombra… and he’s gonna want something in return. Trust me when I say this. Bend over, relax, like really, really relax and just go with it. Once he’s finished he’ll give you the book. More than likely… right Spike? What the fuck do you mean that you knocked him out with a frying pan and stole it?! Then why did I do that for if we could have… You put that on the internet?! SPIKE!!!! Oh fuck I kept writing with my magic… Shit… This isn’t magic erasing ink either. Okay, just forget about that okay? It’s a bad idea and you won’t be able to sit for a week afterward,”
Twilight said before she looked around at everypony else and shook her head.
“We never mention this to anypony,” she said.