As I turn around it was a massive army of ponies all of them are unicorns, but with fly like wings and holes in them. My first reaction was to take a photo with my phone, my next reaction was to run like hell.
I ran as fast as I could thinking they where after me but instead of me they aimed at the town. Shooting buildings with lasers, smashing stuff, just destroying everything pony's love. Rocks flying, children running it was all just so painful!
I stopped running after reaching the top of a hill and watched horribly at what they are doing.
When I turn my back I could hear there screams and thoughts in my mind. Screaming help asking for a hero. It Rushed through my bones making my face turn with rage and as I pull out knife I said to myself "boy I must be crazy but I just cant leave those dying ponies!
I chuck a rock at one of the charging solders. It hit him in the head knocking him out.
They all turn towards me in shock and what look liked anger. I yelled in the top of my lungs "STOP IT RIGHT NOW OR I WILL USE DEADLY FORCE!" I may have practiced sword fighting skills but is it enough to defeat the entire army?
One of them turned around and said "HA GOOD LUCK!"
After he said that I went berserk and one of them charge at me full thrust with there wings aiming for my belly. I put my knife into the air and said "I'M WARNING YOU BACK OFF NOW!" The army just laughed and continued destroying buildings and the one who is charging at me was nearly there "I WARNED YOU!"
As the pony was charging I closed my eyes, my heart was beating. This is it, this is war. I sliced down when I opened them I saw One half on my left and the other on my right. Blood and guts poured on each end into the soft green grass changing the color from green to red.
The army was shocked and one of them said "GET HIM!" After he said it I started to charge towards the army with my blood coated dagger."Fluttershy has one hell of a great sharpener! Ether that or their bones are weak" I thought as I ran into battle.
As I charged I saw something new I was charging at a army of ME'S as I ran I thought "what the actual shitlord"
When we where close I thought "this is it who will win?" and as we collided one of them throw a punch at me, I grabbed it in mid air and I twisted it's arm breaking it and kicking it from behind. Next one tried to grab me from behind and I just throw him over into my front and the one in front punched the one I throw over and after the punch I snapped Its neck and throw him to the one in front of me and went over to him and stabbed him into the throat. They all start to surround me and I began to smile thinking "I might make it out alive, I must!"
As they charge towards me I duck and do a twist diagonal uppercut cutting out all of there belly's and throats. the blood poured all over me guts began to dangle from my neck and I began to smile. as I continued to smile cutting the black fly winged ponies there was a big 4 meter tall pony and it screamed.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY CHANGELINGS!"
I smiled and said "whacha think chopping them up into little bits."
"Fine then" she said "lets make a deal you defeat me and my army will leave"
"and if I die?" I said
"then we continue with our destruction to Ponyville."
"DEAL" I yell out as I drove my knife at her.
When she saw it coming she jumped back cutting the side of her mouth "you little prick!"
She shape-shifted into me and throw a punch at me but I dodge it and twisted her arm into a lock and said "you know you should really not become me. Anyway do you give up?"
"NO" and she flicked her head back headbutting by face. She turned and pushed me into the ground and grabbed my knife and pointed it at my heart. I thought "oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!" and she said with a laugh "do YOU give up? Also any last words?" "yes" I said "can you please tell me with dirt in your mouth?"
When I finished I flicked some dirt in her face grabbed the knife and stabbed her into the heart. "You will always kill in cold blood." she hissed "Because you have done it once so you will do it again without hesitation, just like that so called accident with your father!"
I twisted the blade when she mention about my father and said "nobody fucks with MY brain."
When she laid dead I turned and yelled out in anger "ALL OF YOU! YOU WORK WITH ME NOW! GO HOME AND NEVER COME BACK! "
When I finished the sentence they all started to fly away in fear. I felt happy about my self saving this town and when I turned around I saw the towns people in pure shock and they looked horrified. I yell out "what? Whats the problem?"
One of them said "well, we have never seen somepony kill before in a thousand years."