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// Azreal Dizaster VS Discord 
// Story: Pony Rap Battlez 
// by JasonCider 
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	Azreal looked at his Bowie Knife that he always carries around with him. When all of a sudden, blue smoke appears to show Discord.

"Well, isn't it my son! Give daddy a hug!" Discord raps his hands around Azreal before getting pushed off.

"Arrogent. You're very arrogent Discord." Discord was then juggaling about ten chainsaws.

"What do you meen by 'arrogent?'" Discord stopped juggaling them but the were still spinning around. "The way I see it Azreal," he snaps and the chainsaws disapeare, "you are the arrogent one!"

"Me? I don't twirl chainsaws, I kill sinners while you are off somewere causing Chaos." Discord smiles.

"Ahh yes. The best part of my Job is...well DOING my job. You don't even do your job. I created you to kill the Elements of Harmony and their all still breathing." Azreal started to sharpen his knife.

"I was caught a little of track when Princess Celestia locked me inside the mind of one of them. Not even your precious chaous can brake this bond." Discord started to laugh.

"Locked in the mind of your son? Maybe that Princess does have a chaotic side after all." Azreal put the Knife to Discords neck.

"Everybody has a different side inside of them, maybe I can see what your looks like when I rip your heart out!" Discord started to laugh.

"Oh! Oh! My sides! Wait a minute, you're sirrious!" Discord paused for a minute but then continued to laugh. "You can't kill me!"

"And because of Jason, you can't kill me!" Discord anger rissen.

"So, how should we settle this?" Azreal started to think.

"My son actualy has a good Idea." Discord laughs.

"A rap battle?" Azreal nodded.

"Yes."

"Okay. Well do it!"

PONY RAP BATTLEZ

Azreal Dizaster


VS

DISCORD


BEGIN

Azreal Dizaster opens the fight.
Just shut up. Oh, you're not going to be allright
I NEED blood. My thirst craves it
After our fight I'll torment you in Hell's Pit
I will use your blood, the walls need to be painted.
I'm R rated, you're faded
I like to put glass in ponies eyes.
I love watching the blood flow and hearing those cries
I can't wait for this to be over, I can tell my knifes eager 
I'll make your neck a fountain using my cleaver
It's your turn to rap, so I'll be quick.
We all know you cause Chaos 'cause you have a tiny dick.

Apparently you forgot that I'm your master
And that's the reason I named you DIZASTER
What the matter Azreal? Are you becoming furious?
It's like you think that I wont pond you into dust.
I do feel sorry for you, watching your son suffer.
He doesn't even know you? He doesn't know his mother?
I can't kill ponies that's why I made you.
And you didn't even do the things I made you to do.
If you never fail, then where's Twilight's head?
Why is it that the elements are still not dead?
You always fail Dizaster, you're worse then your son.
I can get rid of you, and it WILL be fun.

Shut up Jackass. Your mouth never seems to stop.
What are you gonna say when my hatchet goes chop
Nothing! You're the most pathetic thing to crawl out of hell.
To be made by you, I must of been cursed with a spell.
Nothing can compare the hatred I feel.
Some might think it's cool, but no, this shit is real
So come on motherfucker do your best.
I'll be the one laughing when my knifes in your chest.

Calm down Azreal. No need to be mean.
Even though your more of a failure then anyone I have ever seen.
Do you understand who I am?
You're truly a cowered, so go on scram.
If you need some time, well, there's the door.
That's good enough, who wants to be with a 2-bit Crack whore!

"Who won? Who's Next? You decide? PONY RAP BATTLEZ!" Azreal tries to turn it off. "Now how the fuck do I turn off this god damn--" Azreal destroyed the camcorder.