Dash of Humanity 2: Sexy Bits

by Kaidan


7b. Making Music

It had been an interesting day to say the least, but at last things had calmed down. I had a pleasant date with Lyra, a musician in town, and after a bit of awkwardness, led her to my home.

Her home had been one that got pranked by Scootaloo with itching powder. When I realized that, I hastily invited her to sleep at my place. If she hadn’t planned on me getting lucky at her house, I was fairly certain I was about to get lucky at mine.

“So, this is where you live?” Lyra asked.

I nodded, opening up the front door for her. “Yeah, it’s not much but it’s a roof over my head.”

She laughed. “Don’t be modest, it’s a lovely house. The construction ponies do such a great job on all the homes in town. That’s why so many pegasi decide to live on the ground.”

“Hmm, I didn’t think of it that way. I mean, Dash’s cloud home is so extravagant with the flowing rainbows I just figured no pegasus could afford to live in the air.”

Lyra looked around the living room and made her way towards the kitchen. “Come on, Dawn, you’ve had a mare over before, right? Let’s get a drink.”

I chuckled and followed her in. “Mare? No. Human female? Yes. Stallion? Yes.”

“Did you bother to call Soarin back after that?” She looked at me and smirked, now privy to one of my more personal secrets.

“Yeah, well, I’ve seen bigger.” I rubbed a hoof behind my head as I blushed, feeling my penis extend a bit from the sheath. Soarin had felt incredible, and the experience wasn’t something to be ashamed of when it felt so amazing. Hopefully, I’d be able to recreate that same wonderful feeling for Lyra tonight.

Using her magic, she was able to quickly levitate out a couple of glasses and a bottle of hard apple cider. She filled them up and levitated one onto the counter next to me so I could pick it up.

“Here’s to your new life in Equestria!”

I grabbed the glass and met her toast. “Thanks, and here’s to sexy mint-green mares.”

 I tilted my head back and drank with her, setting it down on the counter. She was still smiling from the compliment as I pondered my next move. This shouldn’t be too different from how it was done on Earth, I’d just invite her up to my room and let things progress from there.

“Lost in thought?” she asked.

“Hmm? Oh, I’d say it’s been a while but it’s a little more complicated than that. Why don’t we head upstairs and get comfortable?”

Lyra walked over and rubbed against me, raising her tail as she walked past me towards the stairs. She turned her head and caught me gazing at her backside. “Why don’t you relax and let me take charge? I’ll show you just how we mares like a stallion to use his cock.”

I choked on my witty remark, nodding with a blank look on my face as I swallowed. She seemed nice enough, and letting her take charge would make things a bit easier for me. I’d just relax and ease back into it, just until my skills wooing the ladies came back.

As she walked up the stairs her tail seemed to elevate even more. From this angle, I could see the lips of her pussy rubbing lightly together with each step. Her hips swayed side to side, causing the crease to slide up one direction, then back down. Then there was her pert ass, with a tight looking sphincter and just enough fat to give a lovely round shape to her backside.

I felt something hit the stairs and tripped forward, catching myself with a foreleg. Looking down, I saw that I’d caught my erection on the staircase. As a pony, my dick seemed ill-proportioned to my body, as it had a very different anatomy to what I was used to. Still, something this large should prove to be more fun to use.

“Need a hoof?” Lyra asked.

“No thanks, I’m done using hooves for this.” I smiled and stood up, then more carefully follower her up.

“Good, I’ll show you something much better than a hoof.” She didn’t seem to have any of the hesitance about sex like I was used to on Earth. There was no beating around the bush just to act surprised when the Lyra finally consented to sex. Ponies knew what they wanted and enjoyed it.

She found my room and walked right in, looking around at what she had to work at. I was still marveling at her ass when her pussy tensed up and pushed a bit of pink flesh out, winking at me. I’d felt it a time or two as Dash, but from here, it looked so inviting. In fact, I could pick up a scent in the air that seemed to make my cock twitch and harden even more. This must be what stallions went through when a mare was in the mood for sex. It amazed me some pheromones could have so much power over me, because I could barely walk at this point without my cock slapping against my legs. There was no mistaking the signal.

“Ahem, why don’t you have a seat?” She gestured at the bed, then set her saddlebags down next to the bedside table.

I walked over and climbed onto the bed, sitting on my rump with my legs folded. It was a posture I’d seen my cat use, and pony legs were quite similar in that they bent at the hock and could form a comfortable way to sit. The only different part was the leg-sized erection in front of me. Sure, I’d seen horses before and might have been blowing it a bit out of proportion, but a six-inch human dick was nothing compared to this foot-long living sex toy.

Lyra wasn’t as interested in that, apparently, as she climbed on the bed. Her magic gently pushed my cock against my belly as she leaned me back and slid on top of me, quickly finding my lips and kissing me.

I could taste the breath-mint she had used as I opened my mouth in shock and gave her tongue access. Seconds later, I was returning the kiss and sucking on her tongue. When she withdrew her tongue, I sent mine in after hers, and for several minutes we sat there making out.

Her hooves started to wander along my body, and I felt her magic let go of me. Her stomach sandwiched my hard dick between us, and she rubbed up and down it a few inches to tease me. Meanwhile, I felt her magic gripping at the base of my wings, hitting a particularly sensitive zone.

It was far more comfortable once I spread my wings out, and I was able to relax. She seemed to know just how to push my buttons, and I could only clumsily run my hooves along her flanks, kneading right behind her cutie marks.

She moaned softly as we continued to explore each other on the bed, finally giving me a passionate kiss that caused me to close my eyes.

Lyra held the kiss and I felt her magic leave my wings. She stretched my legs out slowly, guiding them up above my head, when I felt the tingle of her magic and heard a soft click. Sitting back up, she let more of her weight down on my stomach, pinning my dick rather helplessly.

I tried to reach my forelegs up to sit up, but they clanged against the backboard of the bed. Tilting my head back, I saw a pair of hoofcuffs on my legs.

“Lyra?” I asked.

“Tsk, tsk, Dawn. You’ve been a naughty stallion. It’ll take me hours to get all that itching powder out of my bed.” Lyra gave me an evil grin, flashing a little bit of teeth as she gave me a predatory stare.

“Sorry, it was the crusader—”

“Oh, so I should tie them to the bed too?”

“No, I—”

“You’re going to repay me tenfold in sex tonight, or I’ll go find somepony less fun you pranked and tell them how you’re all tied up here in bed. All alone.” Lyra was barely keeping herself from laughing at my predicament.

“If you wanted sex, all you had to do was ask.”

Lyra tilted her head and tapped her chin in mock-thought. “That wouldn’t be nearly as fun… for either of us.”

As I opened my mouth to reply, she leaned forward and kissed me again. I tugged against the hoofcuffs on reflex, but returned the kiss. My cock had gotten so hard it hurt, and now she had me right where she wanted. I couldn’t argue that it was right where I wanted to be as well. Letting her take charge felt so relieving.

Once she broke the kiss she began to explain. “First off, I’ll teach you the finer points of oral sex.”

I glanced down at her waist, which was pinning my cock to my belly. Her tits were nice and plump, but I shook that distraction from my mind. “Well, you’ll have to get up to give me a blow job.”

Lyra shook her head and rolled her eyes. “Stallions… You’re going to give me oral. I’m not sure how you humans were built, but us ponies are different and I’m gonna have to teach you all over again. If you do a good job, I might just return the favor.”

She stood up and my dick sprung into the air at full mast. Lyra turned around and let me get a good view of her marehood, moist with her arousal. The smell this close was nearly overwhelming to me, and I felt beads of pre-cum dripping down the head of my shaft.

“Now, let’s see what you’ve got.” Lyra lowered her pussy above my muzzle, holding herself up so she wasn’t sitting on my face.

I tilted my head and with her this close and my muzzle in the way, couldn’t see much of her cunt. From here I just saw her anus, so I stuck my tongue out to feel around for her slit. It was easy to find, as the hair that covered her entire body stopped just outside of it.

My tongue grazed along the lips, and I felt them tremble, a bit of the liquid rolling down my tongue to the point I could taste it. It was a bittersweet, tangy taste, which luckily wasn’t unpleasant. I sent my tongue out again to try and go in a bit deeper. I closed my eyes as I pictured her pussy in my mind. This time my tongue parted the folds and slid in a couple inches, and I could hear her sounds of pleasure as it brushed along a small nub.

Lyra leaned back, putting more of her weight on my face. From here I could get my tongue in deeper, and felt like I was sticking my face into a mixing bowl to lick off brownie batter. There was no way to do this without getting covered in her juices, and the intoxicating smell had me so horny I thought I might blow my load just from the scent.

As her ass settled onto my face, my muzzle helped part her cunt and my tongue was free to roam around her vagina. I lapped against the walls as they quivered and after every couple breaths, I’d only go as deep as the lips of her pussy to tease her.

After a few minutes I’d found a pretty good rhythm when I found the nub inside of her again. She tensed every time I ran my tongue against it, and I realized it was her clitoris. It had been the best part of being in Dash’s body, and I changed my method to get as close as I could to it without touching it, and hold my tongue still. Lyra would struggle to get my tongue against her clit, then I’d rub it against it as hard as I could before pulling out.

Lyra must have been getting impatient, or just close to her climax, because her legs buckled, and she sat on me so hard my nose was buried in her pussy along with my muzzle and tongue. I wiggled, feeling her clit rubbing against my nose, as I tried to reach it with my tongue.

The sound of what I thought was screaming reached my ears, as Lyra began to rub herself up and down my face. I’d never experienced anything quite like it, and as I gasped for air I realized I could nip her pussy lips and suck on them. She’d taken over at this point, and I could just feel her clit pass my nose when I was able to nibble on it.

Lyra exploded, moaning loud enough to wake the dead, as she came. Her pussy tightened up around my muzzle, clenching on it like a vice for a brief moment. She produced more fluid which splashed over my face, lubricating it further as she slid down onto my chest. Her weight pressed against my ribs as she rubbed herself all over my prone form, stopping just to push my dick out of the way.

I gasped for air and tried to wipe some of the juices off as she rolled off of me. After a minute of heavy breathing she stood up on the bed and looked down at me. “Wow, Dawn, you’re a natural.”

“Thanks, I guess it’s like riding a bike.”

“Huh?” Lyra asked.

“Oh, a saying, you never forget how to ride a bike, or have sex.”

Lyra tilted her head. “Hmm, or have sex on a bike? I should really try that sometime…” She smiled and looked back down at me. “First, I think you’ve earned a little treat. I just need to use something so you don’t call for help. I wonder what that could be…”



Lyra had pulled a bright red ball gag out of her saddlebags at some point, and buckled it into my mouth while I spoke. “Oh, I love having a helpless little stallion to ride all night long. Wouldn’t you agree?”

As she rubbed a foreleg against my head, I sighed and nodded. If she didn’t hurry up and fuck me, I felt like my dick would fall right off. Being teased for this long wasn’t something I was used to.

“You ever sleep with a unicorn?”

I shook my head no, though I was fairly certain she knew this was my first time as a stallion.

“Well, let me show you why once you go unicorn, you never go back.”

Lyra climbed over me, and I felt her magic encircle my cock, tingling slightly but not giving it enough sensation that I might get off from it. She lowered herself down my shaft slowly, and I could feel the tip slowly part her marehood and slip inside.

Her motion was controlled and slow, and the magic seemed to enhance the feeling of tightness around my cock. Before I knew it, she had bottomed out, and her hips sat firmly on mine. I realized I hadn’t been breathing as I was so lost in the sensation of it all.

“Oh, they didn’t spare any expense when they cooked you up a body, did they?”

I smirked behind the gag. She released her magic and rose up slowly, her insides squeezing against me as she did so. My balls tingled when Lyra rose up, and as she lowered herself back down I felt them getting tugged.

Lyra tightened her grip and the magic kneaded my nuts softly, until she rose again, and the process repeated. She slid up and down my shaft, teasing me with her magic. It was possible her magic was doing more than that, as I felt like my orgasm was building slowly and to a higher peak.

I couldn’t do much but mumble or moan as she pleasured me and herself. Her inner walls felt so smooth and tight, and I could feel my medial ring pop in and out of her tight cunt every time. The head would get squished into a tighter and tighter space until she bottomed out. As she lowered herself, I could feel the cock flaring and swelling up inside her.

Lyra sped up at this point, enjoying the engorged feeling inside her. She didn’t slow down for a moment as I got close, and I found myself bucking my hips against hers. A fiery warmth was spreading in my groin and into my stomach. Even my hind hooves were starting to burn from the joy of her manipulations.

As the friction built and my cock throbbed inside her, I felt the familiar approach of my climax. Her magic seemed to ooze across my scrotum, and I gasped in surprise as I felt something wiggle into my ass.

I tried to shift my weight, only driving myself into her deeper as she sped up her pace. She pulled my nuts tight as she rubbed her magic around inside my ass against my prostate.

The stimulation quickly proved to be too much, and I felt my entire body shudder and tense. My balls tugged against her magic, and seconds later thick strands of my semen shot into her womb. I felt electrified as her pussy clenched my shaft and milked it dry, load after load disappearing inside her.

I was panting hard as I began to soften. Lyra put her legs down and pushed herself off my shaft. I felt our fluids mixing and dripping down across my groin and into the bed sheets. I could still feel some warmth in my stomach, and the post-orgasm proved so good I wanted to curl up and go to sleep. Then I realized she hadn’t used protection, a prospect that would easily panic anyone on Earth.

“Mmph! Mmph!”

Lyra just smiled. “That was good for me too.” She laid down on top of me again, nuzzling against my neck.

“Mmph!”

She chuckled and used her magic to pull the ball gag off.

“We didn’t use a condom!”

Lyra didn’t seem panicked. “Ponies can only get pregnant in heat, which means we can have many months of fun, safe sex.”

I mentally smacked myself and breathed a sigh of relief. Of course! Ponies had to be in heat to get pregnant. “Oh, I forgot.”

“Yeah, plus there are spells for that and all…. speaking of spells, you know our horn is a muscle just like the brain or wings. Using it all night sure has made me tired.”

I nodded at the hoofcuffs. “Take this off and we can get to sleep.”

“Mmm, not quite what I had in mind. Why don’t you do me one more favor?”

“What would that be?”

“A horn job, of course!”

I raised an eyebrow. “That’s a thing?”

“Of course it is!” Lyra slid down my belly, once again sandwiching my cock between us. Her horn was now just above my lips. “Just don’t bite, they’re sensitive and if you chip or crack the keratin it’d be like snapping a hoof off.”

“Okay, you’re not gonna like, jizz magic all over me?”

I couldn’t tell if she was smiling or not from my vantage point. “Come on now, you don’t want me to spoil all the fun?”

I sighed, kissing the horn above me lightly on the tip. Lyra shivered and settled on top of me, tilting her head so I could reach her entire horn.

Running kisses up and down the length of her horn let me get a feel for how sensitive it was. She seemed to love the feeling of my lips against it, and it made my lips tingle and go slightly numb. I noticed while licking that was rather flavorless. It did seem to electrocute my tongue slightly, but not uncomfortably, as the entire horn started to glow mint-green.

Having gotten this far and not experiencing any negative effects, I swallowed and got ready for the next step. I took her horn into my mouth, using my lips to keep my teeth from scrapping it. I slid it in slowly and felt Lyra wrap all four legs around me, holding on tightly. It must be every bit as sensitive as my wings and then some. She was almost crushing me due to the energy my touch was sending down her horn and into her brain.

I wrapped my tongue around the tip as I sucked on it. It felt like I was at the dentist, my mouth going numb. At the same time, I began to feel my tongue but it was as if from Lyra’s perspective. The magic seemed to be connecting us somehow, so that as my face went numb I could feel it again, only from her perspective.

It was very interesting, and my whole body began to tingle as magic flowed out of her horn and dissipated harmlessly throughout my nervous system. I began to slide further down until the tip of the horn hit the back of my throat, numbing it. I then went up and down the length of her horn, my tongue tracing lines along her swirling horn.

Lyra was still wrapped around me, relaxing and tensing, and I couldn’t help but wonder what she felt. I wasn’t left wondering long. As more and more magic flowed into me, I began to feel what she felt. My whole body felt on fire, but pleasantly, as it tingled like a leg that had fallen asleep.
 
I found my own muscles losing control as the magic replaced the electrical energy normally flowing through the nerves. It was hard to focus on her horn with so many strange sensations flowing through me, but I somehow managed.

I tightened up my lips around her horn and moved quicker. I felt like I was passing out as every nerve in my body exploded. My entire vision was flooded with green, turning the headboard and wall and Lyra’s face into a uniform hue. I lost focus as the green got brighter and pulsed, washing out all other color.

As our bodies tensed and locked up against each other, I lost track of time. We could have been there seconds or minutes. I could feel magic pulsing through me as her magical reserves released their energy, and her mental stress literally evaporated. The sensation defied much of my explanation, but I imagine it’s what being electrocuted would be like if it felt good instead of painful.

I relaxed, feeling her pull back and lay down against me. To my surprise, I felt like I’d just received a good massage and likewise just wanted to curl up and nap.

“I don’t know what to say, I’ve never felt anything like that,” I told her.

“Yeah.” Lyra took a few breaths, and I thought she’d fallen asleep. “It’s not something us unicorns do often, it takes a lot of trust… but you’re sweet, and I wanted to share that with you.”

I blushed a bit. “Thanks, Lyra. So does that make us…?” I trailed off, unsure if we were dating now or this was a one-time thing.

“Special someponies? No need to rush. What we shared was wonderful, and I hope to share it again with you. Don’t feel pressured because I’ve got you tied up and powerless, my little peppermint.”

Great, pet names. Still, it beats being called ‘dude’ all the time.

“Thanks, and about the hoof cuffs, can you take them off?”

“Hmmm.” Lyra yawned widely, and I saw the blankets levitate up over us. “So cuddly.”

I sighed, getting comfortable underneath her. “And I thought only men passed out after sex.”

“Morning, cuffs, maybe…” Lyra closed her eyes and began snoring lightly.

So much for getting out of these cuffs tonight, or taking a shower. She is pretty soft and warm, however, and I’m getting really tired too for some reason.

The lingering connection between us pulled me into sleep to join Lyra. I felt her breath as she rose up and down on my chest. Feelings of bliss and relaxation washed over me for the rest of the night as I slept dreamlessly.