//------------------------------// // Pinkie Pie V.S Queen Chrysalis // Story: Pony Rap Battlez // by JasonCider //------------------------------// Pinkie Pie was waiting for Jason when all of a sudden Queen Chrysalis came out of nowhere. "Surprised to see me so soon Pinkie Pie?" Chrysalis asked. "NOPE! I read the chapter already...I think I won." Queen Chrysalis looked confused for a second but then just ignored what she said. "Anyways...I am tired of ponies thinking that I, Queen Chrysalis, can be defeated by the likes of YOU!" Pinkie Pie raised an eyebrow. She noticed that Jason was walking closer. "Oh, Wazzup Jason?" Jason was scratching his head. "I don't know. I was sleeping when all of a sudden, you woke my ass up telling me to come down at the Square at 7:00 p.m and to bring my camcorder and a tripod. What do you want?" Pinkie was smiling as she points at Chrysalis standing right next to her. "Duh Jason!" Jason smiled before putting his camcorder on the tripod. PONY RAP BATTLEZ Pinkie Pie VS Queen Chrysalis Let's start this and I hope you'll soon know, What happens when you mess with the star of the show. I'll be dropping bombs like I'm from the Enclave. You ain't Royalty, you're my motherfucking SLAVE You can't scare me, I giggle at the ghosties. I'll cut you up and bake you in a cupcake, Nice and Toasty. You've ruin everything.you're going to be damned. You're birth certificate is an apology letter from the Trojan Man. I'll put my cleaver in the middle of your face. Just turn around, no way you can win this race. Come on motherfucker, lets see what you can pack. It probably sounds like Opalescence having a heart attack. Stab Slice and cut. Then we eat these bitches up These are my best rhymes, Jason give me a closeup. So don't rap against me, you better think twice, cause my rhymes are so cool I'm spitting Pink Ice. Hearing you rhymes were down right disgraceful I'm regal. You're just an angry pony that's hateful. What a lovely, but absolutely ridiculous sentiment. You better be scared, I'm turning the temperament. So if you still think you can win, go ahead and try. You actually do think you'll win? You think that I'll die? You see, I don't want to be labeled a killer, but my rhymes will stop your heart like an action thriller. So come on if you think you got what it takes, you better hurry up because I'm raising the stakes. You're not shit. You're just like the rest. Compare yourself to me. You're just a little pest. You're the worse pony out of the gay ass damned *crew you look kind of angry am I upsetting you? I'm going to introduce you to my pet here, my knife At the end of the day, I'm taking another life. You let Pinkamina out, you did-done-doed it. Let me compare each other...um you ain't shit I killed all of your friends but I think you remember. When I hacked, chop up, cut down, and then dismember. The last six I killed, they were easy to overpower. Didn't I kill like 30 changelings like every other hour? Coming up with rhymes are hard, so I'll give you a sec. Watch what you say though or you'll get a knife in your neck I struck a nerve didn't I, must of made you really mad. Ponies burn out like any other fad. You've killed many of my subjects, this I know true. It's compared to nothing of what I'm gonna do. Just ask the Princess she knows the true strength of my POWER. Like rain from the sky my army will shower. All six of you elements will feel my wrath. Just like anything caught in a parasprites path. "Who Won? Who's Next? YOU DECIDE! PONY RAP BATTLEZ!"