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// 7) Rarity 
// Story: Gregor hates everything: rants from a pissed off civilian. 
// by GanAfterDark 
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Dear snobby fuck face,

You're a fucking bitch. I hate you. Fashion isn't everything, you dumb whore. So stop kissing Bluebloods white ass and learn how to not be a fucking dick!

First of all, Spikes the shit, okay? He's one of the only fucking ponies/whatever the hell some of those wierd ass things are that I like. And you FUCKING KNOW he likes you, and, what? You fucking act like you don't and like you don't care! Spike wants some mudda fuckin' pony pu$$y and you're just being a ENORMOUS cock block.

And also, I thought you were the element of Generosity, right? Well than why can't you actually be generous!? Every god damn time I see you you're just the same snobby rich ass whore. Donate to fucking charity or some shit, because you need to do something! You know what? Spike would be very happy if you were generous enough to suck his dick.

Oh yeah, I forgot, thanks for hitting me with a stick you retard. I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING CANDY INSIDE OF ME. That party was awful, especially when Twilight got drunk and started making out with Pinkie. And I don't even wanna talk about what Apple Jack and RD did. I knew it! I knew they were fucking!

Your pissed off civilian,

Gregor