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// OH SWEET CELESTIA NOO! 
// Story: Permission to FREAK OUT!? (sequel to Lost, on the heat of battle. a TF2 and MLP crossover.) 
// by heavy weapons brony 
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	Scout wiped the remnants of the pie from his face while fat spy continued to snort and cackle over the group of ponies and there mercenary friend.


“*Gasp! is that him!?” Twilight asked.


“Yeah, and he’s about to get his fat clock cleaned!” Scout yelled in spite.


Scout pulled out his bottle of Mad Milk and threw it at Fat Spy, just before the bottle hit Fat Spy he cloaked and the bottle collided with a tree. Despite being invisible Fat Spy continued to cackle and rustle bushes as he ran into the forest.


“Please tell me you brought more bottles” Applejack pleaded.


“Well no, but Mann.co bottles are rechargable, we just gotta wait but in the meantime, GET HIM!” Scout explained.


The collection of ponies (with some hesitation from Fluttershy) Ran into the forest in pursuit.


“How do you expect to find him?” Twilight asked.


“His cloaks gotta run out soon, remember! he’s sensitive about his weight, insult him as soon as you see him” Scout explained as the group  Walked through the forest, keeping their eyes open for their overweight adversary.


Somewhere during that time, Rarity had walked a good distance from the group, she was too distracted by the dirty nature of the forest to notice that she wasn't near the friends anymore.


“Honestly I don’t see why they make the forest so dirty, its like they do it just to spite me,  and  the TREES, I mean really,........” Rarity stopped monologuing when she heard a soft noise behind her.


Rarity turned to see Fat Spy grinning wildly in front of her.


“Oh, hello there, good, um,...sir” Rarity said nervously, “Well, might i just say, that suit you have is simply divine!” Rarity proclaimed, resorting to flattery to keep her from being harmed by the quirky alien.


Fat Spy looked down as his torn, tree sap covered pinstripe suit and smiled. “Thank you!”


“Oh! well, you’re very welcome, now if you would just,....” Rarity was interrupted when the Fat Spy let out a loud belch.


“Umm, excuse you?” Rarity said a little disgusted.

Then Fat Spy began choking, and gagging.


“Aaaa, are you alright?” Rarity asked.


Then Fat Spy unleashed a gigantic wave of grotesque green vomit that coated every inch of Rarity’s body.


Rarity slowly wiped off her eyes with a shuttering hoof, then cautiously breathed in so as not to get the vile fluid in her mouth and simply breathed out,


“I’m okay,” then her left eye began to twitch. 





The whole group attention was turned as the sound of Rarity’s scream shattered the forest, scrambling birds and shaking leaves from the trees.


“That sounds like Rarity! c'mon girls!” Twilight shouted then lead the group towards the sound of the scream.


“Aaa, I’m not girl” Scout explained, but was unheard as the group left him behind. 


Scout caught up with the group as a Fat Spy bile covered Rarity broke through the bushes.


“EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW” Rarity shouted as she scrambled around the group, as if she could run from the disgusting muck covering her.


“Somepony! stop her before she,...”Twilight started.


Rarity stopped running, her eyes rolled into the back of her head and she fell listlessly onto the forest floor.


“Does that.” Twilight said with a bit of annoyance. 


Scout turned his head around, Fat Spy had cloaked again and his laughter reverberated around the band of ponies and the one human. 


“Hm hm hm hm *Snort, he may be an evil alien freak from another dimension but, his laugh is just so infectious!” Pinkie Pie snorted then began bouncing in place.


through her bouncing Pinkie failed to notice Fat Spy uncloaking behind her, Before anyone could do anything Fat Spy placed a sapper on Pinkie’s back and laughed maniacally as Pinkie screamed and fell to the ground.


“You!,..” Scout began but was interrupted as Rarity spontaneously regained consciousness and pointed an accusing hoof at Fat Spy.


“YOU! UNCOUTH DISGUSTING GARGANTUAN PIECE OF FILTH! YOU OVERFILLED PIG! YOU PAUNCHY PORTLY BLUBBERY BEACHED WHALE! I WILL RID THE WORLD OF YOU TO SAVE CELESTIA'S SUN FROM BEING BLOCKED OUT BY YOUR ENORMOUS FLAB FILLED BODY!” Rarity then promptly fell back into the grass. 


Fat Spy began sobbing, then looked onto Scout with a look of loathing and proclaimed “I HATE you!“ then continued sobbing. 


Scout then heard a PING! from his Mann.co spytech bag and found his bottle of Mad Milk had recharged. Scout smirked and pulled it out and prepared to throw it, but was interrupted when Fat Spy opened his mouth and the noise of a vacuum cleaner filled the air.  


Fat Spy began to inflate, he had gained another three feet in diameter and began floating up into the sky.


“Whats he doing!?” Twilight screamed.


“He’s entered airship mode! Take cover!” Scout shouted.


Fat Spy reached a good 40 feet in the air then From Fat Spy’s coat, a volley of watermelons fell to the ground below, violent explosions rang out everywhere.


Applejack grabbed Rarity and put Rarity on her back, then ran with the rest of the group.


As ponies ran by him Scout counted, “1,..2,..3,4,.5, Wait! we’re missin a pony!” Scout looked over and remembered Pinkie, Scout found her lying on the ground writhing in agony as the sapper pumped electricity through her body.


Twilight took two steps ahead before Scout put a sport tape wrapped hand in front of her.


“NO! you’re not fast enough!” Scout then shot out from the tree cover ran under Fat Spy bloated form.

"Who isn't fast enough!?" Rainbow argued.

“OHHOHOHO!” Fat Spy bellowed, then let loose another salvo of watermelons.


Scout’s attention never left Pinkies body, he jumped and dodged every fallen watermelon and came upon pinkie. Scout pulled out his Sandman and whacked the sapper clear from Pinkie’s body. Scout then slung Pinkie’s limp form over his shoulder and began running back to the group.


Another volley of melons fell, Scout looked up and noticed, several fell in front of Scout making a group too big to jog around, everypony gasped, except for Rarity and Pinkie for obvious reasons.


Scout double jumped over the group as they exploded, launching him and pinkie into the air.


Midflight Scout came upon another melon, Scout quickly whacked the melon with his Sandman, sending it flying towards Fat Spys face.


Gravity took back over as Scout realised how far from the ground he was, as he fell Scout dug through his Spytech bag and pulled out his Pretty Boy’s Pocket Pistol and landed on the ground completly unharmed.


An explosion ran out and Fat Spy screamed “OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!” then fell back to earth in his normal form.


Scout then stood heroically in front of the group of cheering ponies “Ain't no other class gonna do that!” Scout proudly exclaimed.


“Eeeewwwwaaggggg” Fat Spy exclaimed, standing up and rubbing his head from his fall.


Before he could do anything else, Scout whipped out his Bottle of Mad Milk and hit Fat Spy directly in the face.  


“OOOOOHHHHHHH!!!” Fat Spy screamed and fell back to the ground.


Scout and the rest of the ponies gathered around Fat Spy's body, his overweight figure shrunk and Spy was soon back to his normal lanky self.



After a few minutes Spy began to stir, then his eye popped open, he sneered and held his head.


“Uuuugggg,......mon dieu” Spy sat up and looked around, and noticed the ponies surrounding him.


“Scout,....if you please” Spy began.


“Yeah Yeah, Solder’s machine sent us here, but thats not the worst part”

“Then what, pray tell, is worse than waking up in any little girls fantasy?” Spy Asked.


“Its da freaks Spy, they’re back, and they're here” 


“Mon dieu, and was I?”Spy began noticing how dirty and stretched out his suit was.


“Oh yeah” Scout added.


“And what! is this?” Spy asked, as he got up and stood over Applejack’s back containing a bile covered Rarity.


“Thats Rarity” Applejack answered.


“Why is she? wait,..did I?” Spy asked.


“Yeah, ya did” Scout answered.


“Well” Spy said firmly and adjusted his tie “Repentance must be paid to this tarnished standard of beauty” Spy took Rarity in his arms “May someone please point me in the direction of her home?” Spy asked.


“Its called the Carousel Boutique, Go to town and find the library, can’t miss it and a huge hollowed out tree, its accross the street.” Twilight explained.


“Many thanks” Spy said, then turned around, squinted until he found the town, then started marching towards the town with the filthy fashionista.


“Wait! Spy!” Scout shouted.


“What?” Spy asked.


“We're going to get Vagineer next so” Scout began.  


“Ah, say no more” Spy said lifting his hand, then pulled out his disguise kit, electro sapper, and butterfly knife. He then pulled out his revolver, then pocketed it again. “I’ll keep that, in case any of those freaks show up, now good luck my colleague,” Spy finished, then marched back towards town.


Scout looked down in his hands at the assortment of Spy’s tools “Hmmm, not usually my job, but” Scout then wielded the Butterfly knife and stabbed at the air “Spy does seem to get a lot of girls.”




“WHOOOOWEEEEEEELOLOLOLOLOLOLO!” a strange call rang out. 


“What was that!?” Twilight asked.


“Its Vagineer, thats his call when he finds suitable prey” Scout explained, darting his head around looking for the next freak.


“What's suitable prey for a Vagineer?” Twilight asked.


“Small” Scout answered.


“APPLEJACK! SOMPONY HHHHEEEELLL-mmmmmmmmm!” a shrill young voice rang out.


Applejacks face went pale, “Thats mah sister!”