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// Some Adorable Torture by Mister Bunny 
// Story: Big News 
// by not the real VAV 
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	Angel eyed the duo, tossing a carrot in his hand. 
Fluttershy was lying on Mac’s large chest, snoring quietly. Mac had his hoof placed carefully but protectively on her belly. The other arm was draped around her shoulder. His head was resting on her soft, silky mane. 
Rarity would have probably jumped up and down giggling at their adorable snuggle session. 
Not Angel. ‘How disgusting.’ He gaged. 
He eyed the carrot and prepared to fire. He wasn’t sure of where to aim. He didn’t want to his Fluttershy’s belly: he wanted attention and food but he didn’t want his Mamma or his Mamma’s unborn foal to be hurt. Her forehead or Mac’s forehead would do. 
‘Hmm…’ He thought deviously. ‘Eenie Meenie Miney Mo…’ Angel made his decision. 

“Ow!” Mac yelped as a carrot hit his forehead. He raised a large hoof to rub the injured area. ‘Why does it hurt so much? It was just a carrot…wait…there’s only one animal who can throw that hard…’ Macintosh looked around the room with an evil glare. He spotted the devilish rabbit on the coffee table. 
Angel Bunny had his paws crossed, his grin wide and his eyebrows raised. He certainly wasn’t trying to hide the obvious evidence. 
“Why Ah outta-,” Mac started to get off the couch and raised his hoof in annoyance but lay back as his wife nestled closer. She had a peaceful smile on her muzzle. 
Mac sighed as he gave in to his wife’s unconscious tempts. He kept his tight, protective grip on her belly as he eyed the bunny for any scheming plots to end their sweet cuddle session. The rabbit intensified his glare and gave a little snarl. 
Big Mac had to give him credit. For a little fluff, he had a mean snarl. 
“Whaddya want?” Mac asked in his drawl. 
Angel Bunny didn’t respond. He eyes Fluttershy and looked back to Mac. 
“Nuh uh, she’s sleeping tranquilly, Ah ain’t waking her.” He refused. 
Angel didn’t seem to like this answer. He hopped off the table and closer to the couch. Mac raised an eyebrow curiously, unsure of what his lover’s beloved pet was up to. Angel hopped onto Mac’s lap and onto his chest. He placed his little nose on Mac’s large snout and looked deep into his emerald orbs. Mac’s eyebrows were now raised in curiosity and fear. He had learned not to underestimate this certain rabbit. 
Angel glanced at Fluttershy. 
“What?” Mac asked. 
Angel gestured over to the mare again. 
“What?” Mac asked, a little louder. 
Angel shrugged and hoped off Mac. He bounded over to Fluttershy’s head. The bunny landed gracefully on her forehead without waking her. Angel leaned forward and studied her face. He started off by tickling her nose, making Fluttershy wiggle her snout. 
This made Mac smile in amusement. 
Angel tapped his chin and blew on her ear. After nothing happened, he blew inside of the ear. Fluttershy gently shook her head; eyes still closed, and folded her ear a few times. 
Mac felt he should tell Angel to ‘bugger’ off, but decided against it, liking the teasing and his marefriend’s reactions to them. 
Angel leaned forward a little more and messed with her mouth. He dragged her mouth apart, making it look like she was smiling widely. 
Mac chortled quietly. 
Angel stopped when a little tongue poked out, ready to ward off the threat of invaders in her castle. 
The rabbit poked lightly above her eye, annoying the eyelid. Fluttershy gently shook her head again. Angel blew on her eyelid, getting her to shake her head a little rougher this time. Angel quickly bounced down to pluck a loose feather from her wing. He bounced back up to her forehead. 
Mac raised an eyebrow, confused. 
Angel tickled under Fluttershy’s nose. 
Mac smiled and nodded in agreement, seeing where this was going. 
The rabbit felt egged on as his tickled around the snout, getting the mare to scrunch her nose up in annoyance. He continued the adorable torture relentlessly. 
Finally, they got what they wanted it. 
“Aaaaacho!” The sneeze was small and quiet, just what one would have expected from her. Her eyes flittered open in surprise.  
“W-what happened?” The Pegasus asked. She looked to her husband. 
He was covering his face with his hooves, his massive body shaking with laughter. 
“Mac?” She asked confused. 
He lowered his hooves. His smile was wide as he kissed her forehead. Fluttershy rubbed the spot where the tender kiss was gently laid. “What is it? Why were you laughing?” Fluttershy asked. 
“Because you’re probly’ more adorable asleep than you are awake.” Angel nodded. 
The two boys stood up and walked off into the kitchen, Mac ready to feed the now liked rabbit. Fluttershy sat on the couch confused. Her eyebrow was raised and her muzzle was contorted. 
“Huh?” Was all she mumbled.