Twilight looked at Celestia as if the Princess had gone crazy.
"No..." she said slowly. "That's actually my most successful spell yet!" Twilight gestured to Spike, who was standing in the background eagerly, to bring her her purple clipboard.
"Why in Equestria would you make another you?" Celestia mumbled, then added "And a drunk one at that?"
Taking the clipboard from Spike, she levitated it near her face and began to explain. "Well," she said, beginning to pace, "Pinkie Pie came to me last night. We all know that she decides when our numbers come up, and she threw me a party last night to tell me i'm next. After Pinkie left, I knew I had to do something, so I conjured up a long forgotten spell that even Star Swirl the Bearded didn't know! With Spike's help, I managed to create another me."
"But her mane is white," Celestia countered.
"I was about to dye it before you knocked, your highness. As for her alcoholic behavior, I tested her by giving her some punch that I got from Berry Punch. Obviously, that punch wasn't just punch. But whatever," Twilight said, turning away from the princess to set down her clipboard. "Pinkie will take Dewdrop and I will be a safe, lucky pony that can never set foot outside again or Pinkie might see me oh no what am I gonna dooo!!!!???"
Shaking her head, Celestia turned away and started off for Pinkie.