//------------------------------// // I Lied About The Chapter Names, I'm Just Going To Make Them As Long As Fall Out Boy Song Titles And Hope That You Find Them Funny // Story: Vampire Heart // by zappadap //------------------------------// “What’s going on in there!?” Twilight yelled through the library’s locked front door. “Ugh! What am I even doing, I can just teleport!” But before she did, she actually used her brain. Unusual for her, quite ironic that the world’s smartest unicorn doesn’t think straight most of the time. “Okay Twilight, think, Why would they lock the library door? Obviously they’re doing things. Things that they shouldn’t be doing, but things nonetheless. I can just Teleport to my room, they won’t even know I’m there!” Twilight charged up her magic, and instantly found herself in her bedroom. However, she didn’t think her plan entirely through. “Oh Celestia Spike! Harder!” Sweetie Belle’s ecstatic moans and cries echoed through the library! Twilight fainted. Sugarcube Corner was unusually quiet. A couple of ponies sat in a booth near the window, having a quiet conversation. Rainbow Dash made her way inside, and spotted Rarity sitting on a bar stool talking to Pinkie. “Hey girls, what’s up?” Pinkie turned to dash with a wide smile. “Hey Dashie! Rarity was just telling me about her situation with Sweetie Bell.” “Still can’t find her, huh? Man, that sucks. You’ll find her Rares, she’s probably just having a sleepover at one of her other friends houses.” Rarity looked at Rainbow Dash with sad eyes. “You’re probably right Dash. But still.” Rainbow’s ears lowered, and her face adopted a sympathetic look. “I know how you feel Rares. If I lost Scoots, I would feel horrible.” Pinkie suddenly popped between them in thin air! “Come on girls, there’s no reason to be all sad! Everything is fine!” “How do you know?” Asked Rarity. “I don’t know, I just know, y’know?” “No, I don’t know, nopony know’s how you know what you know Pinkie” “But I know how I know what I know, I don’t know how you don’t know how I know what I know!” Rarity and Rainbow’s heads were spinning, so they decided to drop it before it got too confusing. “Hey! You’re just trying to cheat your way out of making the joke!” Pinkie yelled up the the ceiling. Everypony watched as she stared viciously at the lights on the ceiling “And quit writing things to make it seem like you don’t know who I’m talking to!” Pinkie Pie was obviously going crazy, and everyone knew it. “Ugh! You are so difficult! And you should write longer chapters, people are getting sick of the whole ‘500 word chapters’ thing!” Pinkie continued to the ceiling. Pony’s resumed their conversations, and paid no attention as they were used to Pinkie’s antics. “That’s it, I’m coming to get you! And don’t think you can just cut away before I-” The library had quieted down, as Spike and Sweetie were cuddling in bed, enjoying the aftermath of their lovemaking. Sweetie Belle nuzzled into Spike’s chest. “Spike? Do you think Twilight will find a cure?” “I don’t know Sweetie. Let’s just hope she does. Being a vampire was fun at first, but now it’s just a drag.” Sweetie Belle sunk further into the bed, and cried silent tears. Spike reacted by wrapping his arms further around her, and kissing her neck. “I promise you, everything is going to be alright!” Sweetie looked up at him smiled. Spike wiped a tear off of her cheek. “Pinkie promise?” “Pinkie promise.”