Who turned in to what and meet WHO!?!!?

by Rainbow Mask

Crazy ponies ( and Pickle Bears)

So when we lefted off, our Pickle bear was sleeping and two ponies were were going to see a princess. Lets go to our main ponies I mean Bear...

So Bob was groggily waking up feeling something wet on his ear, so when he slowly sat up in his bed, he pushed off his cat and looked at his clock. It told him that Star Manz was coming over in 10 minutes. As he got up, he made a list and it goes as followed.

Bought to you by Bobs brain

1. Try and wash off the pickle again.

2. wait for mail man or woman.

3. on way to burning; ask Star about Poison Joke

4. toss something at the ----


"Hmm, who could that be." So when Bob the messy Pickle Bear opened the door as he was about to said hi, a gray Person with Horse pony ears , light yellow long hair, and derpy eyes crashed into him.

"MAIL!!!!!!!!! I CAME TO GIVE YOU MAIL!!!!!" yelled the gray pony person.

"Umm, miss? I never seen you give out mail before, whats your name?"

"Me?" Bob nods.

"Oh, some ponies call me Derpy and others call me Dizty."

"Ok, ummm Derpy? Wheres my mail?" Derpy quickly searches for it in her bag.

"I am sorry." she sniffles. "I can't find." as she finishes, she starts crying.

" Sh, sh. Its ok. Please stop." He sighs " Ok, look. If I help you find my mail, will you stop?" Derpy hopefully nods. " Good, now lets go find it."

A now happy Derpy sets her bag on the ground, opens it, then clumsily jumps in the bag. At first Bob justed stood in amazement staring at the bag Derpy jumped in. Then when he heard the gray pony girl yell at him, he jumped in the bag.

The inside of the bag was cold, sparkling, bare tundra. When Bob was able to move his limbs again, he saw the girl ( or should he say mare) was in his face.

"Umm, Derpy? Can you please help me up so we can start looking?

"Oh?, I mean sure." said Derpy as she pulled Bob up on his feet.

"Ok then," Bob rubbed his hands together, "Lets get started. Where is the the mail anyway?" Derpy flys off in one direction, leaveing Bob to sit there in the cold. So to past time, he tried to made a snow palace but the best he could do was a sloppy igloo. By the time he was done, he hejavascript:void( 0 );ard a voice calling mail and turn to see Derpy running toward him.

" I found it!! " she yelled while tripping over some ice. " Umm, would it be ok if I leave you here to read it, I am a little behind." As Bob nodded yes, she flew out of the bag. All alone, he decided to read his mail in his igloo, but he wasn't able to because now Star Manz fell face first into the snow.

" Why you little- Bob?"

" Hey Star, any news on the poison joke?"

" Nothing, but first off; who was that derped pony freak and why are you in here?!?!"

" I think her name is Derpy," Star Manz starts rolling in the snow laughing, " And I WAS going to read my mail but you fell out of the sky like a chicken."

" Well, sooorrry, but that mail girl; or mare I don't know; threw me in here calling me mail."

"Oooo, did the fall hurt you?"

"No, I was pulling the dude who brought the creeper towards the fire but then the mail lady threw me into her bag with him." Star holds up a dead body of a handsome midget bound with rope that has many broken bones, " Here he is. I wish the tribe could of burned him though. It would of made everyone happy." Bob nods sadly. So for the next few minutes they just sit in the igloo staring at each other dumbily till Bob's bumpy pickle paw touch's the letter.

"Hey Star, wanna read this with me?"

"I have nothing better to do besides trying to light the body on fire but since I am failing, sure."

"Oh, whats stoping you?"

"The rope are a little fire resisted so he would suffer."

"Can I open the letter now?"

"Sure." Bob slowily opened the box that held the letter or more like scroll. When he finsed, Star grabed the scroll inside and read it out loud.

Dear Bob the Human

Bob groans sadily and looks down at his chest as Star puts his hand on Bob shoulder.

I We reget to inform you that you are now going to be a...


In a familiar bakery we all know about, with a familiar princess was having a cupcake while waiting for a pink earth pony to show up from terrorizing the town.

"Pinkie, why are you so crazy?" Twilight whispered to herself as she fiddled with the wrapper of her cupcake.Then when the bell on the door rang happily, the white fashionstsa and the pink party ponies pony walked ran inside.

"Twilght, darling, I bought Pinkie for you."

"Thanks, Rarity. So Pinkie, why are you bring chaos to PonyVille?"

"Welllll, Twilight. I was just looking for my cream."

"Your…Cream darling?"

"Ya Rarity, my cream. Zercora helped me with it. It has goose eggs, rainbow dye, poison joke, green ap-."

"Wait Pinkie did you just say poison joke?" asked Twilight as she threw away the cupcake wrapper.

"Yea, Zecora said it would be ok to pu-" Derpy (in pony form) crash into the door as Pinkie was talking.

"Derpy, are you ok!?!?" asked Princess Twilight as she flew over to Derpy; who was covered ( but unharmed) by wood.

Ya Princess Twilight but you have mail." said/yelled Derpy as she yelled into the bag but it was too quiet to hear clearly. Then when a quiet replay was heard, she pulled out a Pickle Bear covered with frost and a midget dressed like a chief who carrying a dead body.


"Ya Bob?" suddenly Bob bursted into tears.