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Jason was relaxing on the couch when all of a sudden her receives a phone call. Jason answers the phone.
"Hello?" Jason asked.
"Hey what's up?" Vinyl replied.
"Where you at?" Jason asked.
"Right down the street." Vinyl replied.
"With who?"
"My girl Tavi, we were wondering if we could stop by." Jason smiled
"Well shit yeah... com'on by." Vinyl was happy.
"Really?"
"Yeah! Hey..."
"I know bring some blunts."
"Uh huh, alright, bye." Jason hangs up the phone. A little while later Jason hears a knock at the door. He opens the door with a smile.
"Hey Jason! We've brought blunts." Jason smile grows bigger.
"Why am I here? I don't even smoke marijuana!" Vinyl rolled her eyes.
"OH MY GOD! Tavi, I didn't force you to come. I said, 'hey I'm heading out you wanna come with?' And you said, 'sure! Beats sitting here listing to your awful dub step.'" Vinyl started to think, "and another thing..." Jason stepped between them.
"Whoa! Whoa! WHOA! You two need to calm the fuck down." Octavia pushed Jason aside.
"I'm tired of that racket you call music, and that's all you play day in and out. I can never get a rest when all I hear is that DOUCHE-STEP! " Jason got back between them.
"I have a way to settle ALL of our problems without arguing." Vinyl and Octavia were confused.
"What is that?" Jason put his camcorder on the table closest to their position.
"PONY RAP BATTLZ!"
"Oh no Jason. That wouldn't be fair. Didn't you and Vinyl make a group together?" Jason moved his head side to side.
"Actually it was me, Vinyl, and Pinkie Pie but yes...yes we did." Vinyl grew a smile.
"What's wrong Tavi, Chicken?" Vinyl started to imitate a chicken.
"FINE! We'll do it Jason!" Jason hit the record button.
PONY RAP BATTLZ!
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HEY! It's Tavi the stuck up bitch!
Nopony knows you but I'm fucking RICH
I'm way better than you so just confess,
Compared to me, you're a preppy mess!
So come on bitch, what cha waiting for?
You're going to fail so just leave out the door!
You can tell right now that I don't give a fuck!
I make raps for a living looks like you ran out of luck.
You literally cry at everything I say!
No matter what you say, things are going my way.
You don't want mess with me, girl I'm crazy.
It's your turn to rap...just don't be a baby
You think I'll take that lying down? You think I'm scared?
So who's better? Do you want to compare?
I'm part of the Canterlot symphony
You're gonna lose today, it's Destiny
So come on if you think you're so brave.
Oh, and please do behave.
Say all the insults you want, it don't phase me one bit.
I wan't the one who fuck that idiot
Yes Jason, I'm talking to you.
I'm just a cute little girl, what are you gonna do?
Just look at him, he has a dick the size of a raisin.
At least I wasn't the one who had sex with Jason.
Yeah, exactly. LITTLE girl.
If you are money, I'm a goddamn pearl.
I'm drooping bombs so you better hide for shelter.
You give me a line and I'll give you back one better
So, you think you're so special?
You need to listen closely, and this parts crucial
There's nothing special about you Octavia.
You're gonna fall like your name is Mesopotamia
WOW! A 6 syllable word, you must be proud.
To be the smartest person out of the crowd.
I'm more known than you're unneeded Dub-Step
You're a loser, this is one huge misstep.
Nobody knows you, and nobody will care.
I'm going to win this...who cares if it's fair!
I'm just like a goddess that you disrespected.
I'm already known, you're never gonna be accepted.
"Who Won? Who's Next? You Decide! PONY RAP BATTLES!" Jason turns the camcorder off.