//------------------------------// // K.O. // Story: League of Bronies // by darkironpony //------------------------------// Author note: Sorry if this is not my story's best chapter. I had a bit of difficulty writing this one. [Center of Ponyville] I was sleeping peacefully in bed when suddenly I heard a loud crash. I looked out my window only to find something really unexpected even in Equestria. "What the fuck is that?!" I saw Adven yell as he ran out of Sugar Cube Corner with a disheveled mane. What stood before both of us was a metallic looking humanoid object. [In other words boys and girls It was a fucking robot!] I gulped. "Don't worry bro, I got this," Adven/Brent[ Fuck it, he is a pony now. Bye Brent. Hello Adven.] said transforming his watch into his twin sided blade. "It is time for your destruction," the robot said in a monotone voice echoing. Adven put a hoof to his ear," What is that? Sorry I think you're going through a tunnel." Adven then proceeded to charge at the robot spinning swinging his sword. One instant he was flailing about randomly. The next he was behind the robot with a smirk and his sword in a sheath. I wonder where he got that? Well he was with Pinkie Pie best not to question it...ever. "Hey Bass!" "Ya?" "So what is your favorite season of the year?" "What?" "I asked because my own is fall," he answered nonchalantly as the robot behind him broke into pieces and fell behind him. We both laughed at that. But then I stopped when I saw something unexpected. [Again.] I say a giant video screen [Kinda looked one of those movie theater screens.] being lowered by two hovering robots. Then the thing came to life. "Ho, ho, ho. Hello Ponyville," said an oddly funny looking fat man with an extremely cartoonish orange moustache. "What the fuck?!" Adven and I said aloud. How is he even in Equestria. Isn't he suppose to be getting his butt kicked by a certain blue speedster? "Now, I am going to make this simple," the old man continued,"You give me what I want and we will get along very well." He took a dramatic pause and began again," But if you don't and insist on being a nuisance. Then this will happen." "And what is this exactly Egghead?" I asked mockingly. "Who said that," he said angerly. I raised my hoof. "I did," I said not giving a fuck. [Like a last level Baws!] "Then this," he said pressing a button on a device of some sort. I looked up and saw with horror an army of robots falling down towards ponyville. "Well fuck me side," I was interrupted as the robots landed surrounding Ponyville with a mighty thud. "Now you see the brillance of Dr. Eggman," the crazy bastard laughed. "Hey Baldy in case you have not noticed I can cut through you brilliant ideas like butter," Adven bluffed. [At least I think he was bluffing.] "Not all the ponys are like you. I may decide to go for the small frys first." "You leave the children out of this!" shouted an angry Cheerilee.Wow she really does love kids. "Okay then you will be the first one," Eggman laughed evilly and sent several robots towards Cheerilee. Damn it she was several yards away from me and Adven. Please god help us. We can't let anyone get hurt. I closed my eyes wishing we could somehow pick up speed and save Cheerilee even though I knew it was futile. When I opened my eyes I saw a familar blue and red streak. The only thing is this time it was right beside me. I turned to see a hedgehog creature with the wings of a pegasus. My jaw dropped as the pegasushog ran forward going faster than I even thought was feasible. One instant he was right beside me and the next he was on top of a robot near Cheerilee. "Hey boys did you miss me?" the pegasushog grinned cockedly. The robots turned to face the strange hybrid creature. He than sat on one of the robots' heads and made a face with his tongue out. The other robot turned their fists at him and began shooting with machine like hands. "Don't blink," the pegasushog said before he seemed to disappear. A second passed and I saw a blue ball seem to go through one of the robots followed by a red streak through the last one. "Thank you, mister?" Cheerilee began. The pegasushog had a spiky hairdo of blue and red spikes alternating. [Every odd spike was red and every even was a dark blue persuasion.] He flashed a wide grin,"I am Shadic the Pegasushog, part hedgehog, part pergasus, all hero." My jaw dropped. He has to be Sonic or at least know him. "Ah, so you have decided to join us Shadic, this is a surprise." "Not so much I was kind of bored," the pegasushog stated nonchalantly. Eggman growled and now he smirked. "You really should not ignore me Shadic." At this Shadic raised a brow. "Since your friend will need all the help she can get." With that it looked like Eggman had several more robots surround Cheerilee. Eggman again laughed. " I would love to stay and chat but I got a date in a far out dimension." The screen died. "Eggman!" the pegasushog yelled violently. The scream came back to life. "Oh I forgot one thing oops my mistake I meant one hundred things. Oh and one more thing Shadic no hedgehog form for you." Suddenly the pegasushog was enveloped in a black light. When he emerged he looked like a normal pegasus. His mane style and color scheme remained he was just a pegasus. "What do you suppose that means?" Adven asked to me. "I think the pegasushog can change his form. Also I think Eggman meant he has one hundred robots." "Haha, no problem I got this." "We need a plan before we continue. I think we should get that pegasushog. He could come in handy." Adven nodded. "Even if he is just a pegasus now." We headed to save him and Cheerilee from the new robots. There was one that carried her and was flanked by two more on either side. "Hey you!" I called trying to wake up the pegasushog. The robots turned their gaze on us as we made our approach. "I think they want to speak to you," Adven joked. "Can you tell them to leave a message?" "Ok," Adven said slashing his sword through two of the robots and slashed cutting off the arms of another. I was desperately trying to buck one of them. "How many is that?" I asked panting. "Four." We heard Cheerilee scream as the robot began to take to the air. "Well looks like I have to get this one too," Adven flashed a grin. He took to the air and cut the metal being's head off. Cheerilee began to fall. "I got her. I got her," I said slowly having a feeling of deja vu. Crap, this is going to hurt isnt it? "Thank you," Cheerilee said with a smile. "No problem," I spat out with a slur. "Wow, are you okay there dude?" Adven asked as he reached the ground. I began to answer when I fell back and let darkness become my friend.