Dear Diary,
Tia STILL can't get the green dye out of her coat. I finally had to apologize. I hope that it wasn't permanent.
You know what, Diary? I don't care that I talk to you. I don't care that you are an inanimate object. I just don't care. I love you because I can unleash all of my emotions and EVERYTHING.
For example, this.
I am still jealous of Tia.