"This crossover of My Little Pony and Total Drama contains scenes of extreme stunts performed by animated teens or ponies. Do not try any of what you see here at home. Seriously, you could get messed up."
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Chris: Last time on Total Drama Equestria, Bridgette turns into the next Drama Queen right after her boy toy Geoff got the boot in the previous episode, disturbing the peace throughout Ponyville. Friends and players helped her. No good! Meanwhile, our favorite princess got some...weird disturbances in her past.
Celestia: They don't need to know that yet, Chris!
Chris: Whatever, babe! Also, our good 'friend' Heather is trying to hide her secret around her stuffed kitty, enough to even blow it up! Ha ha ha! Ahem. Also, could there be a romance rekindled for Gwen and Trent? Who knows; who cares? Katie and Noah seem to hit it off, especially Cody and Sadie, much to the anger of stalker Sierra. Then, yours truly as Chris McColt the robot invited the gang for a night of a slumber party involving zombie stories and a bunch of crazy dares by the locals, with a scary guest appearance by Grimmore!
(We see a clip of Grimmore, making Chris scream)
Chris: Okay, seriously?! After the first round, the players who made it are given difficult challenges to give points for their teams...or else. Some were able to complete, some not able to do so but get humiliated along the way but it does give Heather a chance to be on good terms with everyone. Almost! Also, Bridgette snaps out of her funk thanks to the formerly side show freak Ezekiel. Anyway, things get more intense when a pony was discovered...'parafried'?
(The clip of Grimmore is shown, making Chris scream again)
Chris: NOW CUT THAT OUT! Anyway, the Earth Ponies and the Alicorns are sent to the eliminations where we say 'buh-bye' to Owen and Brady.
The clip of Grimmore is shown once more before Chris in annoyance unplugs the TV. The Royal Sisters giggle as the host speaks to the camera, "32 players still remain in this intense game. One thing's for sure, things are about to get romantic." Chris smirking devilishly as he continues, "Oh, time for us to bring on some tough love. Who will feel the sting, baby? Find out in this brand new dating episode of..." As he speaks, the camera backs away from him as we see all of Canterlot. "Total...Drama...EQUESTRIA! And tell the loser who was editing that I will see him at the Suck-O-Gone!"
We see Discord in his room, chuckling evilly at the scene in his room, eating popcorn while asking the camera, "Oh, ain't I stinker?"
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We see an intro like in every seasons of Total Drama as well as 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'. This time, the players are doing activities in Equestria with them as ponies. The full intro song of the Total Drama series is played which ended with Celestia and Luna about to look at Twilight's letter but looks annoyed when Chris pops in and takes it, seeing the whole gang in their human forms.
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Episode Six: Love Busters
Inside the library, Twilight has gathered her friends for a secret meeting. She spoke, "I think the princess is hiding something."
"What makes yew say 'dat, sugar cube?" Applejack asks Twilight puzzled.
"Well, she seems to know what happened to Lyra than she's letting on. The unicorn is alive, thank Equestria, but the culprit is yet to be revealed."
"How odd that this happened around the same time those new ponies show up." Rainbow said in suspicion at the Total Drama ponies.
"Rainbow, I doubt those ponies are responsible." Twilight remarks to her speedy friend with a frown.
"Noah and Cody did find Lyra like that!"
"Eeyup, but it could be 'dat they stumbled upon her." Applejack remarks to Rainbow, pointing out a fact. "We shouldn't leap 'ta conclusions just yet."
"Right; we don't want to accuse anypony of any crime like how Twilight did." Fluttershy said, then looks meekly to Twilight. "Oh, sorry, didn't mean to bring up the Canterlot Wedding incident."
"It’s okay, all was forgiven, Fluttershy, but we got to keep a closer eye on the new ponies." Twilight said to her friends who nodded. "If it involves that wanted poster Flash gave us, the princess will tell us when the time comes."
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In front of the arcade, some of the guys are hanging out. Josh smiles at the Flower Ponies passing, cheering on, "Yeah! Wow, baby!" They of course ignore him while moving on. "Nice."
"If you're looking for a date, Josh, not happening," Sam remarks to Josh while eating some candy.
"Just checking out the scene; Sooooo, Mike; from the host of Celebrity Manhunt to a contestant, what was it like, dating a girl with so many personalities?"
"A real pain at first, Josh," Mike said to Josh sheepishly. "But after a while, and after defeating Mal, you get used to it."
"Trent? Any chance of you and Gwen again?" Josh asks Trent, making him blush a bit. "Some fan of you two want to know."
"Oh, I don't know. There's a possibility, but I can't rule in anything yet." Trent explains to Josh sheepishly.
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Josh: Being a host of my show, I need every detail as well as who's getting back with who; If there's a couple returning, I am so there!
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"So Duncan...Duncan," Josh ask, noticing Duncan sitting on a step, looking a bit distance. "Hey, you okay?"
"What? Oh, I'm fine." Duncan said to Josh with a grunt. "Nothing's wrong."
"Ha ha ha," Scott laughs as he, Lightning and Justin arrives on the scene. "The loser messes up last time and now he ain't the bad boy anymore!" This anger Duncan enough to get up and trots over to Scott.
"Hey, back off, Scott! At least I made it to the Final Two; unlike you who kept screwing up before then!"
"Hoo boy. You're the one who messed up with Courtney before she landed right in my hooves."
Lightning and Justin laughs. Duncan growl as he snaps, "If I remember right, you didn't keep her for long, rat boy!"
"Hey Courtney's the one who drew that, not me!" Scott protests to Duncan, a bit hurt by that comment, "Big Baby!"
Duncan growls, getting more peeved.
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Duncan: (growls) Ugh. That Scott really pisses me off! I betcha he's asking for a deathwish...but since I can't kill anyone on this bucking show, I gotta spare him...for now.
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Scott: (holding the McClean statue) Yep. Thanks to this baby, I am safe to piss anyone off until it's used up. This captain is making his move to get rid of any mutineers.
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As for the mare parts of the gang, they are at the spa, being treated and cleaning up. Dakota comments, "You see how cute Sam is getting. That's determined there!"
"Right; So Gwen, you and Trent doing better," Beth ask Gwen with a smile.
"That's a secret...for now." Gwen insists with a sly grin. "And you and Izzy aren't upset that Brady and Owen are gone?"
"Nah; I'm sure Brady would want me to do my best...at least I hope I would before the Final Ten."
"For Owen...cuckoo!" Izzy remarked, eating the cucumbers that are on her eyes.
Sierra reads a magazine while having her mane done, giving a glare at Sadie every few seconds or so, much to the fat mare's concern.
"Katie, I don't like her look. It's creepy." Sadie said to Katie in concern.
"I know. It's like she wants ya dead or something." Katie said to Sadie with a sigh.
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Sadie: (worried) I'm seriously thinking that Sierra hates me hanging with Cody. That girl is going to lose it and we may have to suffer for it.
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Sierra: (glares) Sadie...you're dead.
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Heather: It's nice sharing some of my secrets with Gwen and Leshawna, especially my boyfriend. (Frowns) But I ain't saying who it is. Last thing I want is Chris using his info to screw me up.
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In the viewing room, Chris, Chef and Discord watch the scene. The main host remarks, "Awww, what a shame."
"Yeah, yeah, whatever it is, that girl definitely got is in for her boy big time." Chef remarks with a nod. "Talk about love there."
"Well, speaking of love, time for us to get things ready for our big 'tough love' thing, shall we boys?"
"Ooooh, I love how you think." Discord said to Chris with an evil grin.
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“Attention citizens of Ponyville, there will be a special event coming up that will earn all your attention. Starting in a couple hours from now,” Chris’s voice was heard over the megaphones. “You’ll be given a chance to vote out on a small performance show of how well some contenders do as part of their assign task assignments. So, to all the people that come from Candrygonia, head for the Apple Family farm in about a half hour. See you then.” The voice issued before it was turn off.
The Mayor of Ponyville's voice was then heard as she yelled, "AGAIN! Who is doing this!?"
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Over near the arcade, the boys of the Total Drama franchise heard the news. They sighed... looks like another challenge had just been secretly announced.
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DJ: Ever since that last challenge, we’ve been kind of slow from doing some hard requests.
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Tyler: The dude had Brick get that mysterious box from Twilight’s place to having Cody and Noah get a couple of baby phoenixes, one of which that totally schooled Cody! What could he throw next?
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Over at the spa, most of the girls just groaned when they heard the announcement. Now what does Chris want with them?
"Never a moment's peace..." Heather frowned as she pulled out one of the bobby pins from her mane.
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Gwen: Great, what could Chris be up to this time?
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Back at the castle...
“Alright Discord, you know what to do?” Chris smiled.
“Oh believe me, this will be fun.” Discord bowed with joy then snapped his fingers, disappearing.
“Okay, Chris, what's up?” Celestia spoke when she and Luna came in. Celestia looked like she had another nightmare, but she was recovering slowly from it.
"Before we do our little challenge, I want to do something that's... pretty important." Chris smiled.
"What's that, pray tell?" Luna asked.
“Just a little song & dance number I like to call: “Square off” that will really play some interesting results.” Chris innocently responded in having a challenge to perform for their players.
“What sorta results, McClean?” Luna raised an eyebrow in suspicion
“Sorry; that would ruin the surprise.” Chris rolled his eyes.
“Yep, so just kick back, you might even enjoy this…heh-heh-heh…” Chef responded with a hidden chuckle under his voice as the two humans started to get to work.
The Royal Sisters raised an eyebrow; somehow, they doubt they would enjoy something if it could bring entertainment to Chris McClean.
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Back with the others, most of them were doing some main activities as Izzy and Pinkie were sitting near the sidewalk, drawing on a few things, as Pinkie was humming.
(To the tune of Pavement Artist from "Mary Poppins")
(Pinkie)
La dee dee dum, la dee dee dum,
La la, da doo!
(Izzy)
We do what we like,
And we like what we do!
As Pinkie and Izzy were focusing on their drawings, Bridgette and Lindsay were passing by as Izzy smiled to the two, "Hey, fellas."
"What are you two doing?" Lindsay asked as she and Bridgette came over.
"Well..." Pinkie smiled.
(Pinkie)
Today we are artists, and as you may know,
Artists are amongst the high, and not the low!
And we're all drawing for the good ol' blow!
"Wow, you guys are good." Bridgette said.
"Thanks." Izzy smiled. "It's a hobby."
(Izzy)
La dee dee dum, la dee dee dum,
La la, da doo!
(Pinkie)
We draw what we like,
And we like what we drew!
(Izzy)
We're not asking much, but we like you,
Would you please donate a dollar or two?
Would you please donate a dollar or two?
"Wow..." Lindsay smiled as she and Bridgette sat down.
"So, what's going on with you two?" Izzy smiled as she looked between the two.
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Lindsay: (wearing her crown) I was just having a neighborhood roundabout, and I know for sure how much I LOVE this crown... so, I wanted to see if I could make up a few more for a few friends. So I decided to make my own rendition of the elements... I've only made five almost exact copies, one of each of the original elements... question is, which element should I give to whom? I thought, and I made up my mind on who I wanted to give which element to.
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"Izzy, just how do you stand being the crazy girl we all know?" Bridgette asked.
"Hey, if it pays the bills," Izzy shrugged.
Pinkie laughed a little bit as she focused on her work.
"Well... I wanted to give you a little something... I thought since it fit your friendship with Pinkie and all... I figured this would be perfect for you." Lindsay said as she pulled out a small pink like necklace with shoddy looking birthdays.
Izzy looked in shock as she smiled, "Aw, for me? You shouldn't have, really."
"Hey, I wanted to." Lindsay smiled. "It was the least I can do."
Izzy laughed. "Well, this is really great!"
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Izzy: (wearing the balloon necklace around her neck and looking over the script of 'Total Drama Equestria') I wonder what this all means...
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As Lindsay and Bridgette were walking with each other, Lindsay smiled as she pulled out a small red necklace to give to Bridgette, like the redness of an apple, "Here's yours, Bridgette. Sorry if this is the only one I could find..."
Bridgette smiled as she put the necklace on. "Hey, it's really thoughtful, Lindsay. And it does make up for the fact you didn't complete your dare yesterday."
Lindsay smiled. "Aw, thanks!"
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Bridgette: (wearing the red necklace around her neck) I think it's really sweet that Lindsay is giving out these gifts to everyone. (Smiles) You know, this sort of reminds me of the Element of Loyalty... it's sweet.
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Back with Katie and Sadie, the two were talking as they were walking together.
"Any luck on getting together with Noah?" Sadie smiled.
"I think we're getting close!" Katie smiled as she showed a little excitement.
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Katie: This is going to sound a little forward, but I'm hoping that I can make this work with Noah. I don't know if he likes me, but I'm going to be sure he does!
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Sadie: Being the love guru... it's tough... having to help Katie with getting together with Noah, trying to help Cody to confess to Sierra with her feelings... (Smiles) But I know it'll be worth it!
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"You know, I'm surprised we haven't found the statue for our team yet." Sadie said.
"What makes you bring that up?" Katie asked.
"Well..." Sadie said. "I don't know if it's just me, but by now, I think everyone has their statues. We haven't even looked for the thing, and it's nearly unfoundable."
"I agree." Katie sighed. "Maybe it's hiding in a very obvious place where we didn't think of looking..."
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Over at the Carousel Boutique, Noah was walking by as he took a deep breath.
"Okay, okay, don't be nervous... just tell Katie your feelings." Noah breathed deeply. "Okay... here we go!"
Noah started to knock on the door. "Hello; Rarity? Is anybody home?"
Noah sighed as he put his ear near the door; didn't sound like anybody was home.
"Dammit, she and Sadie must have gone somewhere..." Noah sighed as he walked inside. "Well, I better get a drink, since I'm here."
Noah then went into the kitchen as he opened the cupboard door... and reached inside for a glass, when he felt something wooden. Noah, in confusion, pulled out...
Noah's eyes faltered as he saw the McClean Invincibility Statue right in front of him. "You have got to be kidding me..."
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Noah: Okay, I was on my way to confess to Katie. She wasn't home, so I decided to get a quick drink... when what do I find in the kitchen cupboards, but this! (shows off McClean Invincibility Statue) Apparently, Chris put these statues in each of our teams, hidden somewhere where we live, and Chris didn't say a word about this! Admittingly, pretty clever, BUT... (sSghs) As far as I know, I don't know where the Flying Pegasus's statue is, nor do I care. But the note said I had to give it to the nearest Unicorn... (Smiles) I think I know what I'm going to give to Katie...
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A little later, much of the Total Drama crew arrived at the inside part of the big barn. Twilight and her group would come in later because Discord told Applejack he was helping with a project and needed to speak to the crew of Candrygonia alone to help set things to be ready. Right now, the only ones inside the barn were Chris McColt (the robot stallion Chris pilots from a hidden distance) and Discord himself.
“So what’s the deal this time?” Heather asked off rudely.
“Here’s the thing, we’ve looked over the last challenge, and found….that most of the males seem to have failed in their task.” Chris spoke.
Brick, Duncan, and Cody sighed in hearing this, knowing they (along with Brady and Owen) failed in what they were supposed to do while only three of the girls (Lindsay, Izzy and Sierra) girls seem to have messed up.
“So our challenge is going to be in two parts. The first part of this challenge is gonna be….a Square Dancing Throw Down!” Chris announced off for all to hear, much to their surprise.
“Oh goody; I always wanted to square dance.” Lindsey clapped her hooves in excitement then stopped for a second. “Question, how does one do that?”
“Just what are you guys up to?” Courtney raised an eyebrow.
“Quite simple my dear, the challenge is that you must perform dance moves precisely well, and you mustn’t avoid it, or you will lose.” Discord explained. “As the game starts, you all will be dancing with the other and around the second half where… I, come in, the girls can hit the bench while the boys continue until I’m through.”
“Um, why are we doing more work here?” Justin raised an eyebrow. "Doesn't seem very fair."
“Cause bro-ski, the girls showed a more dominating side then the dudes did, so you got serious points to makeup.” Chris smirked proudly in issuing this fact that was stone cold. "Anyway, if you do well in dancing and in your performance to earn some Grade-A positive feedback, the ones that earn up the most green light will be given a nice reward, but if any are in the down low, then nothing for them.” Chris explained.
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Scott: Great, so now we gotta dance AND make ourselves look good, and any screw ups, and we get the boot.
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DJ: I know a few dance moves from when we had a talent show from Season One, so, maybe Square Dancing won’t be so hard for me.
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“And just to help those of you that don’t know how to dance, I asked a request of someone famous, to provide music.” Chris points up to something that would help them out here.
Suddenly, something flew in from above that phase through, as it took the form of a brown spirit unicorn stallion wearing a cowboy getup. Course seeing a spirit gave many of the gang some different thoughts.
“AHhhhh….g-g-g-g-GHOOOOST,” Cody squealed in freaking out in seeing a ghost.
“Stand back Cody! I got this!” Sierra picked up a wooden paddle to hold it in defense, hoping it would impress Cody.
“Woah-woah, calm down! Honestly, and you say I’m chaotic. Don’t you know what this is?” Discord snapped his fingers to turn the paddle into a flower. “This, is a Musical Spirit Pony, very rare creatures, and these types are those that have a love for music, so much they can sing any of them.”
“Seriously; there exist such things? Do they have heavy rock or rock-n-roll bands or rappers?” Duncan asked off wide-eye in amazement, if he finds one of these things with his favorite songs, he can hear them.
“We can hear any of our favorite music from any of them?” Country asked, interested
“Indeed and they are custom allies and friends to the famous Pony Rockstar, Johnny Brock,” Discord proudly issued this that many seem to become fascinated, they heard Johnny Brock is a popular rock star in Equestria, be cool to meet the real deal if they see he’s friends with these Musical Spirit Ponies.
“This guy is all about Country & Western songs, so when he sings any and makes instruments play, your bodies will follow along.” Chris points out to explain who they have, is a spirit that is known as Country/Western, whichever, they are practically the same.
“And then afterwards, you’ll follow my lead.” Discord reminds the gang of what is to be done here.
“But will we listen to you since you’re not a Musical Spirit Pony?” Beth questioned.
“Trust me, when I play, it will be the part where the boys have to try their hardest.” Discord smiled. "Just wait and see."
“Okay, get yourselves ready gang, cause in a few short minutes, we’ll have some viewers to enjoy the performance and I’m preparing this to sale off like never before.” Chris rubbed his metal hooves in having a good feeling about this challenge.
The group seem ssuspicious.
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Dawn: Everyone’s spirits seem a bit concern, but…I find that Spirit Pony’s aura to be very positive, I think we’ll be fine with him….It’s mostly the boys I feel there may be an unsettling event afterwards.
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Soon a large crowd of ponies began to surround the barn house of the Apple Farm. The Mane Six, Ben, Spike, Phobos, Nyx, the CMC, just about almost the whole town was there.
“Attention ponies, we’re about to start the show, and as such, I shall be directing it.” Discord’s voice is heard when he pops in while wearing an announcer get up as he spoke. “Remember, what you see, will be a work of genius, of movement, and the occasional humor & comedy in which I’m sure you ponies will get a hoot for!”
The Mane Six raised their eyebrows in hearing that, when Discord performs things, there seems to be more than just ’simple’ terms, but Chris McColt put him in charge, so he must be trusting the guy, right? Oh, if only they knew the truth...
“Okay now, every pony is set, and the music will begin.” Discord responded to where many viewing magic cloud windows shows the Total Drama Cast in cowboy getups in the barn house, like they are going to put on a dance show. “A Musical Spirit Pony in accordance to a splendid imitation performance of, wait for it….’Riders of The Sky’. Comin' right up," Discord raised his arms to announce the name of the band a fellow Musical Spirit Pony would imitate before going off from it.
The Total Drama cast prepared themselves, as this was it; they have to put on a good show or rest losing a big reward, so this was no time for messing up. Then from the jukebox nearby that a familiar spirit pony dives into to magically enchant, came some toy imitating proofs of four musicians of the band, 'Riders in The Sky', as they stated to play the music for this Square Dancing Contest.
(Lead Singer)
Let's All Square Dance!
Places All…
The request was made, as the band was beginning to play.
Bow To Your Corner…,
Bow io Your Own...
During the moment, the stallions & mares did their own bows (though the girls curtsey, since they are ladies) from one side, then the next with those in their group circle. Since there are so many, they are split into divisions.
Three Hooves Up And Round You Go...
Break It Up With A Dosey-Do...
At the moment, they joined hands to dance around in a circle then broke off with the stallions to take over.
Chicken In The Bread Pan Kickin' Out Dough...
Skip To Ma Lou, My Darling…
During the moment, the mares were clapping when the males were dancing by skipping their hooves around the floor.
The Old Ladies Out You Pretty Little Thing...
Promenade around the Ring...
Next each mare took the center stage to dance with a cow-girl's grace and style while the other stallion partners in this fun were watching, clapping their hooves as spectators.
Big Foot Up and Little Foot down...
Make That Big Foot Jar the Ground…
Soon the mares turn around to return to where they started while the guys continued to clap none the less suspicious of any action going on here since they gotta stay through the challenge?
Ladies Steps Back and All the Gents in...
Back You Go and Forward Again...
Now the girls stood out while watching and clapping for each male to begin their marry dancing on the floor to the music.
Step Right Up With An Elbow Swing...
Skip To My Lou, My Darling...
Now during the moment the stallions were too busy dancing while the mares clapped to the beat, Discord signal the latters and they were taking the moment to discreetly walk near the jukebox.
Allemande Left with The Old Left Hand...
Now the mares of the Total Drama cast got to the jukebox, where Discord would do something else now.
Follow Through With A Right-Left Grand…
Soon Discord turns to the jukebox to snap his fingers to summon something out of the blue while the girls were still dancing to the music.
Meet Your Honey With A Great Big Smile...
Promenade Indian Style...
During this moment, Discord took a large hat and a violin off the jukebox. And by the moment the song came to that last lyric response, Discord used his right foot to pull off the jukebox's plug from the wall to start playing the same music with the instrument in hand while sounding like a country cow folk. Now it was his turn to play apart in the challenge while the girls are sitting back to watch how the boys fair…seriously.
(Discord)
Promenade across the Floor...
Sashay Right On Out The Door...
Without knowing it, the stallion cast had their eyes closed, but mossy on down to leave the pad through the open door path since they were following the musical instructions…of Discord. And they pass the other specter viewing ponies watching this without losing focus.
Out The Door and Into the Glade...
And Everybody Promenade...
Discord was skipping from behind to catch up with the TDE male cast that left the spot, as he sang and played the violin every step of the way. Soon every pony was watching, but so far was enjoying the show without ever needing to stop it.
Now during the pause moment, Discord happily come outta the spot, and was still fiddling with that violin like he was preparing for the next course of the song to be heard.
Step Right Up, You're Doin' Fine…
I'll Pull Your Mane, You Pull Mine…
Suddenly, as their eyes were open, the cast males were suddenly trying to 'yank' the other's mane of their heads. Josh with Scott, Ezekiel with Sam, Tyler with B, Duncan with Harold, Cody with Noah, DJ with Justin, Lightning with Trent, Mike with Brick, boy did that look painful for them to pull off…literally.
Yank It Again, Like You Did Before...
Break It up With a Tug O' War
Of course, through the hurtful process, the boys ended up 'smacking' their heads leaving them in a daze.
Another pause came to hear the instrument play while the guys pull their tug-of-war, only to end up on a bridge. As Discord plays the violin while watching these stallions play the tugging game, yanking on their poor manes without a clue to what was really going on. So Discord came up to the males in preparing to 'cut' to the chase here.
Now Into the Brook And Fish For The Trout…
Discord soon cut the eight fighters off, and let them fall backwards off the bridge and into the river.
Dive Right In And Splash About…
Now the guys made a big splash noise, as we see them splashing around.
Trout, Trout, Pretty Little Trout…
It looked like the trouts were also getting tossed around with the splashing contestants in the water.
One More Splash and Come Right Out...
Soon the guys made a big leap up and splash into the water on that last part. Many of the TDE girl cast watched this view while some of the other citizens watched how focus those busy are being.
Then while holding hooves during the lone instrument play, the males were walking on out of the river on dry land. But then soon, their singer moved along the progress.
Shake Like A Hound Dog, Shake Again…
The guys got on the ground to shake their bodies of the wet water off, however...
Wallow' Around In the Ol' Pig Pen…
Then the guys soon turn to run and jump over a fence to land right in a pig's pen.
Wallow Some More, Y'All Know How…
Roll Around Like An Old Fat Sow...
Now we see that the boys were repeating their performance from the river in the pig's mud pen.
Allemande Left with Your Left Hoof...
Then in another twist, each of the guys stood up to be dancing with new partners while they are all drenched with mud.
Follow Through With A Right Left-Grand…
Of course, the mud comes off, and the stallions are dancing with pigs…female pigs that look away to cover their faces with their one hoof, as if blushing, much to the formers' confusion. And boy did this earn a couple of weird reactions from those watching this.
Now Leave Your Partner The Dirty Ol' Thing…
Follow Through With An Elbow Swing…
Discord is approaching with a slow and fitting movement in telling the dancers what else to be doing.
Grab A Fence Post, Hold It Tight…
Womp Your Partner with All Your Might…
Then in more confusion, after getting out of the pig's pen and now clean, the stallions look around to grab some fence post to…WOMP EACH OTHER'S HEADS; Cause if they don’t follow to perform everything said, they lose the challenge, so this WILL hurt, ALOT!
Hit Him In The shin, Hit Him In The Head...
They were whacking each other silly, looking almost too goofy for words. Some almost couldn’t help it, others held sneaky ambitions to do it, like Harold and Duncan.
Hit Him Again, the Critter Ain't Dead...
Discord sang off from watching the stallions still try to beat the other senselessly. Course much of the viewers yelped a bit from seeing that action, mostly the TDE girls seeing those they care about really shallop the other; ouch.
Womp Him Low and Womp Him High...
Then some of the other stallions’ feet were stomped flat by their attackers that made the formers yelp in the air that their hooves were aching.
Stick Your Hoof In His Eye...
Then Josh, Duncan, Justin, Tyler, Mike, Trent, and Noah yelped when Scott, Harold, Cody, Ezekiel, Sam, DJ, B & Brick poked their faces with the fence post; that gotta hurt.
Pretty Little Rhythm, Pretty Little Sound...
Now those that got poked were looking real dizzy now, while they poked the other guys eyes that made them yelp from being blind.
Bang your Heads Against The Ground…
Discord still sang this off in seeing the actions taking place here. Then a little pause for Discord to dance off a bit towards the ground while playing his fiddle. Now was the time to start up the next batch of the song he has in mind to use.
Promenade All Around the Room…
The lord of chaos sang while walking around in a circle formation.
Promenade like A Bride And Groom...
Now we see the stallions walking like a bride and groom do across the ground.
Once Up The Door And Step Right In...
Then Discord opened up a barn shed place for the stallion cast to walk right inside now, but there was a sign that read 'Hay Baler' on it. And that made Applejack yelp in what was gonna happen next.
Close The Door And Into A Spin…
Then Discord closed the door with the males now inside, and locked them in. Now those watching like the TDE girls were concerned, what was gonna happen now?
Whirl, Whirl, Twist And Twirl…
Soon Discord came over to flip a switch nearby for the hay bailer making machine.
Jump All Around Like A Flyin' Squirrel…
Now Don't You Cuss And Don't You Swear…
Just Come Right Out And Form A Square…
As Discord played the fiddle, the baler-making machine was running its systems with whatever was inside of it.
Then out through the dispenser (which Discord turn into a toaster with his magic), came 16 hay balers with one each having the Total Drama male cat member made inside? And boy did that look funny to make some of the viewing ponies almost…wanna giggle at the silly scene, including a few baby Dragons that couldn’t control such urge.
That there was confusing, and during the brief pause to hear the violin, the scenery changes to a new location.
Now Right Hand Over and Left Hand under…
Then Discord sang the next song while the stallion cast reappear and not in a hay baler, to see the guy do more of this music…which they followed through.
Both Join Hooves and Run like Thunder…
Soon Josh with Scott, Ezekiel with Sam, Tyler with B, Duncan with Harold, Cody with Noah, DJ with Justin, Lightning with Trent, Mike with Brick heard this to jiggle a bit before each of the former grabbed each of the latter's hoof.
Over The Hill and Over The Dale…
Then the stallions were running over a hill before running down it.
Duck Your Head And Lift Your Tail…
Then on that next batch of words, the stallions duck their heads down to avoid a tree trunk then jumped over a fence to continue to run. Now there was another instrument pause to be heard while the stallion cast still looked back and ran as told before the singer's voice was heard.
Don't You Stray And Don't You Roam…
The male cast separated from a boulder and was almost…running over the edge of a cliff.
Turn Around And Promenade Home…
Then on that lucky break, the males stopped before they almost went over the cliff's edge to turn around.
Corn In The Crib Pen, Wheat In The Sack..…
The male cast were sweating, and wiping their foreheads with a sigh of relief in just luckily not going off the cliff.
Turn Your Partner, Promenade Back…
Then the males heard this and then grabbed the other's hoof to turn around to walk off towards…the edge of the cliff.
There was a brief instrument pause being heard, as Josh with Scott, Ezekiel with Sam, Tyler with B, Duncan with Harold, Cody with Noah, DJ with Justin, Lightning with Trent, Mike with Brick walked to look at the draconequus fiddler without realizing…they walked over the cliff's edge. For some seconds, these guys were walking in mid-air in defining the laws of gravity. Then when the males looked in front, below, then to each other, then below with concerning faces before….
Yep, gravity took over and then all of them stallions dropped so fast, there was a loud smacking noise on their impact to the ground. Course those that had wings or horns were so focus on performing the scene stuff perfectly, they didn’t wanna risk using them or risk losing the challenge; course NOW they’ll wonder if it was worth it.
Of course, the scene shows that the stallion cast had smacked across the bottom crater with a small river water.
And Now you're Home…
Soon Discord was seen lying on the cliff's edge to state this stuff out in where the fallen stallion cast are now.
Bow to Your Partner...
Then the males tried to get up despite their fall, as they were very woozily indeed.
Bow To the Gent across The Hall...
Then the guys turned to the other, as they tried to bow to the other. Then they all toppled over in front of the other, on the ground and unconscious at this stage.
And That Is All!
Discord looked to the viewers to wave his violin up to declare the end of this. Then the draconequus played some more violin notes, ending the song while smiling to the viewing audience.
And pretty much, there was a whole lot of ponies letting loose wild giggles & laughter in which they couldn’t help, almost like they were watching a comedy act that was so funny, it hurts, but not for them, and they seem to enjoy it. Almost like during the musical performance and act, nobody was complaining after seeing that funny show, even among the Mane Six group couldn't resist (and off far, the Royal Princess felt an escape chuckle or two come out from a funny display). Course the Total Drama girl cast came over to check on the males since they were out cold & basically still injured from what they all did to the other.
“Well judging by the sounds of those voices, sounds like everyone’s a winner, even me cause I have recorded all that action to be seen all around.” Chris McColt pops in to issue this motion of his voice in seeing that from the happy sounds of it, everyone enjoyed the action despite it being painful to watch, but funny none the less.
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Later on, back at barn house again, the crew was still recovering from the challenge they just managed to pull off.
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Duncan: Blast it McClean, he really got us that time? (Then he smirks) Course, beating Harold for that prank did help lighten my mood.
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Harold: For the record, was I forced into hurting Duncan, no, am I glad he got hurt by me….(He then smiled) yes!
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Now Chris returns in seeing the cast in how they are feeling.
“I take it you all enjoyed the act you done.” Chris responded off in speaking to the cast males here that are trying to slowly get better.
“More like aching over it!" Sam moans to complain.
"Yeah, we nearly BROKE our bones over this challenge!” Noah sarcastically remarks the issue while yelling it off with an annoyed attitude.
“Aaahh….my face, my beautiful gorgeous stallion face; It’s like the end of Season Two, or being caught by that spoiled filly’s bodyguard to pounce me to a pulp!” Justin yelps in pain to look at a mirror to see the bruises he got, he already experienced such horrors.
“This had better be worth the pain we been put through Chris!” Duncan snapped off to Chris while he cringes at Courtney trying to help put ice on his forehead. “Uh... thanks?” A little moment showed the two smiling at the other, like their old love feeling was coming back.
“No problem, after the way you got beat, I have to have sympathy for a former bad dude like yourself. Beside, you did do a nice thing for Nyx earlier.” Courtney smiled.
Duncan groaned. "Bring that up, why don't you?
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Courtney: I heard how Duncan didn’t break his Pinkie Promise of hurting Nyx, it’s like his sweet side is showing, and I feel like some old feeling is returning to me about him. Especially since Gwen is trying to get back together with Trent. (Frowns) And no, I AM NOT A LESBIAN! (Pause) Am I; Hmmm...
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Duncan: Okay, so it took me being nicer when Mal started to come in, I felt happiness from such friendly members when I became a Hero, and now it took me going through the most exclusivelity point of torture for me to get the girl I once loved in season One back…(He began to smile) I say a few aching bones in obtaining the caring, friendship, and love of someone I care for was worth it. (Then he showed a mean face.) But next time, I’ll get Chris back for that stunt, like maybe have him meet that Dark Elf he’s so scared off, that’ll show him!
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“Lightning agrees! We get beat, and the girls only dance pretty for the crowds? What’s the deal?” Lightning protested.
“This! I recorded your actions." Chris smirked as he showed off his Ipad, showing off a video of them being tortured. "I haven't put it up on the major sites yet, to avoid spoilers, but imagine, going from a million to a trillion hits!"
“Wait, you mean every pony in Equestria could be seeing this? Do they have that many here?” Cody asked off puzzled about such a large number.
“Maybe….” Chris narrows his eyes slyly in the way he replied that message here.
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Chris: When we get done with this season, and once this episode airs, I'm putting this up on my YouTube account in the real world! (Smiles) Chris, you are one sly dog!
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“So like, how much of that goes up for us, eh?” Ezekiel asked off.
“Well seeing that many are enjoying it, you guys can relax, you know the saying…no pain, no game!” Chris happily gave this ‘merciful’ giving.
“Ugh, the pain we could live without in the game?” Mike groans.
“Oh, seriously, did Discord really have us do such stunts?” Trent yelped as he tried to move.
“I agree, this felt more like just a scheme to get ratings, and we played into it!” B responded off with a frown.
“What can I say, I asked him to think up some chaotic lyrics for you to follow, I said to be creative, not my fault that the rhymes became something painful.” Chris shrugged. “So I’ll let you relax for a while, there's some medicine over there, it'll cure you in ten seconds. We'll explain the second part of the challenge then. Enjoy…
Soon Chris was turning to leave that time, letting the males sign in relief, though ache from their still existing pain while the girls are helping out.
"You know, I’m surprised we got off easy.” DJ said.
“Probably because if Chris pushed us too far, he'd be turned into a toad again like last time,” Brick said.
“Well, at least we can get the last laugh then?” Tyler replied off with a tiny smile in thinking how funny that be at least.
The males were letting off some chuckles at that time, though yelped from the pain that ache them.
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Dakota: I feel so bad for poor Sam… (Growls) Chris, if I was still monster form, you would be murdered on the spot! Not kidding!
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Pretty soon, everyone had been revived and refreshed, as they all came out.
“All right, all right…” Chris said. “Now, let’s get to the ACTUAL challenge I have in mind. Boys, I would like to see you alone. Girls, you’ll have to sit out and wait until the boys come back.”
The girls, frowning in suspicion, could only nod as they left for a moment.
The sixteen boys looked up to Chris as Cody asked, “All right, what’s up?”
“Oh… not a whole lot…” Chris smirked. “So, tell me, what do you think of the sixteen girls? Any special sweethearts that you boys had in mind…?”
Brick frowned. “Chris, you KNOW most of us don’t have girlfriends… except for Sam, Mike, Tyler and Harold!”
“Well, I’m glad you asked me what the challenge involving the girls are!” Chris smiled.
“I didn’t say-“ Brick started.
“Your challenge is to go on an assigned date with one of those girls!” Chris smiled.
All the boys’ eyes widen in shock.
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Cody: Um… WHAT? Chris is playing Cupid and setting us up on dates? There has to be a catch… (Pause and smiles) But, hey, I’m not complaining, if the date is who I think it’s with…
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B: (smiles) please, oh please, let me have Dawn! This is so much of a good opportunity!
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“Chris… there’s a flaw in this…” Josh frowned.
“Yes?” Chris said.
“I AM ABOUT HALF OF THE GIRLS’ AGE!” Josh frowned. “Won’t it be awkward if I just ASKED a teenage girl out on a date? You’re putting me in pedophilia territory here!”
“Okay, Josh, for that, you’re going to be assigned to this girl.” Chris smiled as he walked over and gave Josh (via his robotic mouth) a sheet of paper.
Josh looked at the note… and his eyes widened. “Okay, WHAT? NO! ARE YOU KIDDING?”
“It’s who you’re assigned to, take it or leave it.” Chris smirked.
“But she’s scary!” Josh yelped.
“Well, I suppose…” Chris hummed.
“All right, all right…” Josh groaned. “Can’t believe I’m doing this…”
“Okay, guys, for the others…” Chris hummed as he used his robotic mouth to put the other sheets of paper in their mouth…
Trent looked over and his eyes widened… then he smiled. This was his chance.
Duncan looked over his paper… and gave a little smile, but a scared look. Could this work?
Noah looked over his paper, and was secretly cheering on the inside.
B looked over his paper, and sighed in relief; Looks like he got who he wanted.
Tyler smiled as he looked over his sheet of paper. “As expected.”
“Somehow, I knew this would happen…”Harold smiled, looking over his sheet of paper.
Sam smiled at his sheet. “Who else would I go with?”
Lightning blinked as he looked at his paper. “Wait, her? She’s more obsessed with her LOOKS!”
Mike smiled as he looked over his paper. “Not bad.”
Cody just looked at his paper in confusion. “Wait… what?”
Scott, looking at his paper, stared with wide eyes. “HER?”
Brick’s eyes widened when he saw who he had. “Oh no…”
Justin smiled as he looked at his paper… “Well, seeing as how her boyfriend got voted out recently…”
DJ looked over his paper… and his eyes widened in worry, “Heather?”
“What’s wrong with her?” Trent asked… then paused. “Oh yeah, she has a boyfriend back home.”
“I’m dead unless something happens…” DJ shakes his head nervously.
Ezekiel looked over his paper… and his eyes widened in interest, “Whoa, whoa, really, eh?”
“Now, you don’t have to say it’s a date, but you have to stick with your girls for most of the day. Meanwhile me and Discord will be trying out some… tough love, just to see how much it can hurt!” Chris said. “Below the list of your loved ones are a list of things you have to do… you must do at LEAST five of them with your lady friend… and the first couple to be successful in their rights… will win a chance to vote off one of the OTHER couplings.”
“Wait, so it doesn’t matter what team they’re on?” Mike asked, “Even if they’re from the same team? Does Celestia agree with this?”
“Well, as much as I don’t want to break the usual tradition we have, I figured we let the contestants have a say on who goes, but just this once.” Celestia’s voice was heard from the Chris robot.
“Yep, so basically, be ready for anything.” Chris smiled. “You’ll have five hours to be on your dates. The first couple to endure five hours and either survives our tough love AND/OR complete the list within the time limit, wins. Other couples that don’t compete, you’re ineligible.”
As Chris left, everyone pondered in thought…
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Trent: I got Gwen, so this could be my chance to go back with her!
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Duncan: Courtney is my go-to partner so I can’t screw this up… not again!
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Mike/Harold/Tyler/Sam: (holding up their notes, Mike having ‘Zoey’, Harold having ‘Leshawna’, Tyler having ‘Lindsay’ and Sam having ‘Dakota’) this is going to be fun!
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Noah: (smiles as he looks at his photo of Katie) All right, I know what I have to do!
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Cody: (still in confusion) Really, Sadie? Why would Chris assign me to SADIE? (Pause) All right, I can do this… but me and Sadie are just friends! I don’t know what Chris’s mindset was with that one, when he assigned me and Sierra to the wedding challenge in World Tour last time… what IS his motive?
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B: All right, Dawn, it’s time for us to get together!
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Scott: Okay, out of ALL these girls… (Pulls out list saying ‘Sierra’) I didn’t expect HER to appear! What is going ON with this world?
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Lightning: Okay (deep breaths) It’s just Anne Maria. She may be obsessed with looks… (Smirks) But who can resist a bod like this! (Poses)
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Justin: I don’t know how I’m going to approach Beth… (Smiles) Should I just do my usual suave approach?
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Josh: (scared) Eva is going to pound me…
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Brick: As much as I hate to say it, I have to impress the crazy girl, Izzy, today… (Pause) Maybe it won’t be too bad. (Frowns as he looks at the list) Maybe I’ll go with her as friends, but I am NOT DOING THAT LAST THING ON THE LIST! I’m pretty sure it’s on everybody else’s list, but… NO CHANCE IN HELL AM I KISSING IZZY!
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DJ: If Heather’s boyfriend happens to watch this part… (Cowers in the corner) Please don’t kill me… I have no intention of going out with your girlfriend; it’s just for a challenge…
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Ezekiel: (still in shock) I can’t believe I have BRIDGETTE, of all people, as my one! Yes, I used to have a crush on her back when Total Drama Island was airing, but that was so long ago! (Pause) I have a minor crush on her, but I know her heart is Geoff’s… but I will try to do everything I can… (Smiles) Maybe it’ll be a chance to get a kiss from her… (Pause) No, no, she loves Geoff, she loves Geoff! (Pause) All right… time for me to give this a shot…
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Moments later, Gwen and Courtney are hanging out with Twilight, Ben and Fluttershy.
"So Ben, what was it like, dating a princess?" Courtney asked Ben curiously.
"Oh, I don't consider Twilight a princess...well, call her one anyway." Ben remarks with a light chuckle. "In fact, I consider her my Equestrian Angel."
"Oh Ben," Twilight giggles, nuzzling Ben a bit. "You know: Ben and I are going to take a date at the local movie theaters. You girls can triple date with us if you want."
"Well, maybe...but who will we take?" Gwen asks puzzled.
"Hey Gwen," Trent exclaims as he and Duncan arrives. The punk pony looks a bit uneasy. Trent whispers, "It’s okay, Duncan; Baby steps."
"Okay." Duncan whispered back. He hopes he can do this, for his sake and Courtney's.
"So girls...you doing something tonight," Trent ask the girls with a smile.
Gwen and Courtney chuckles a bit; The Goth mare remarks, "Well, Twilight and Ben are going on a date tonight and offers me and Courtney to triple-date. You two could join us."
"Really," Duncan asked, getting a bit excited. But he calms down a bit, "Fine, whatever."
"Good. You can have Courtney, I will go with Trent." Gwen said with a smile.
"Fluttershy, want to come with us?" Ben asks Fluttershy making her squeak a bit.
"Oh, I will...but I don't have a colt to go with me." Fluttershy said meekly to Ben. "Besides, I'm afraid it's Games and Activities Day at my cottage. My animal friends have been looking forward to it all week."
"Oh, that's okay." Twilight said with a smile.
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Duncan: Okay, so I'm dating Miss Courtney again. (Pause) Okay, as long as I don't screw this up. I'm okay.
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Courtney: Suspicious that Duncan is dating me again after all this time. (Gasps) Could it be he wants me back?
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"So wait, you boys want to date Lindsay and Dawn?" Rarity asks Tyler and B curiously. The girls are helping her with some fabric when the stallions came over.
"Sure! I figure it's been sometime since Lindsay and I dated, you know." Tyler remarks to Rarity with a smile, "May as well get it a-going."
"Right; so is it okay?" B asks Rarity curiously.
"Well, I don't know. I will see what Dawn and Lindsay have to say." Rarity said thoughtfully. She turns to the girls, calling out, "Dawn! Lindsay!"
The two girls came over as Lindsay asked, "Yes, Rarity?"
"What is it?" Dawn asked.
"These gentle-colts come a-calling." Rarity spoke in a Southern like accent.
"Wow, you did a better Southern accent than Applejack does." Lindsay said, impressed with what Rarity just did.
"Thank you, Darling; I hope not to make it a permanent thing." Rarity giggles a bit. "Anyway, these two wishes to ask you something."
"So girls...if you're not busy, wanna go out?" Tyler asks Lindsay and Dawn with a nod.
"Wait, you're asking us out on dates?" Dawn ask in bewilderment.
"Sure, I will go with you and Tyler can go with Lindsay." B said with a chuckle.
"Oh, how romantic," Rarity said with a sigh.
"We'd love to!" Lindsay exclaimed happily.
"Good!" Rarity said with a giggle. "And because I am so generous, I will help in making a romantic dinner right here in the Carousel Boutique."
"Oh, you don't have to..." Tyler begins to say.
"Tut, tut; I won't hear a word of it. I insist." Rarity said to the pairings with a smile. "After all, what are friends for?"
"Thanks." The four said in unison. Maybe tonight, the dates will be without a ditch.
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B: Dawn probably suspects that Chris is making us do these dates for the game. I am worried as to what he and Discord would do to mess things up, you know?
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Lindsay: (squealing) I got a date with Tyler! Isn't that exciting?! Oh, I just love that guy!
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Now for the ones who are mismatched, Bridgette is playing a game when Ezekiel came up, asking, "Yo, Bridgette! Wanna get some ice cream when you're done and some row in the park?"
"Wait, are you asking me out on a date?" Bridgette asks Ezekiel in surprise and concern. "You do know that I still got my heart for Geoff, right?"
"Yeah, eh; But I figure we could go out as friends, eh?" Ezekiel suggests to Bridgette with a smile. "I won't try anything funny."
"Well, okay." Bridgette said with a shrug. "This will be a friend day."
Ezekiel nods, checking off the list which has the activity 'ice cream and row boat in the park'. Hopefully he can get those and three more activities done.
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Meanwhile, Mike and Zoey were in the library, playing with Nyx and the CMC. The older stallion smiles as he speaks, "So how about it?"
"How about what," Zoey ask Mike, wondering what her boyfriend wants.
"A date; the two of us," Mike asked Zoey eagerly.
Zoey gasped in shock and excitement as she asked, "A date; with you?"
"Sure...uh...we could go roller skating." Mike said, recalling one of the activities on the list, "How about it?"
"Mike, you don't have to ask me twice." Zoey giggles a bit while nuzzling Mike.
The two heard yelling, making them turn to see Eva carrying Josh on her back, yelling, "Come on, Eva, have mercy!"
"Hey, you asked me out, lover boy. And I'm getting bored." Eva remarks to Josh with a grunt. "Consider this to be a date you won't forget."
"Uh, is Eva carrying Josh just now?" Zoey ask Mike in bewilderment.
"I think she is!" Mike replied in surprise.
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Eva: So I was lifting weights in the barn when Josh got some nerve to ask me out. (Smirks) I admire someone who got the guts to do so. But he better not try anything funny.
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Josh: (scared) Fans, if it turned out I won't survive this date...then this could be my final episode. On my tombstone, put it down as 'Biggest Mistake He Has Made Is Asking a Girl out On a Date'.
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Anne Maria grumbles, spraying her mane in front of a mirror back at the Apples. The girl smiles at her progress.
"There, that did it." Anne Maria remarks with a smirk. Just then the door was slammed open as Lightning comes in. "Ugh! Don't you knock?"
"Lightning doesn't knock. Lightning just comes in! And Lightning wants date and won't take no!" Lightning exclaims to Anne Maria in determination.
"Yeah, sure," Anne Maria said, not bothering to be annoyed by that demand.
"Wait, what?" Lightning ask confused by Anne Maria's answer.
"Right, I could use a laugh." Anne Maria remarks with a nod. If Lightning tries to put the move on her and fails, she would have a laugh.
Lightning pauses, then does a pose while exclaiming, "Shazam!"
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Anne Maria: Yeah, it's obvious what's going on here. Chris is putting Lightning up with me for a challenge. (Pause) Well, I could either go along with it and hopefully win or humiliate the bum. (Smirks) Either way, it's a win for me.
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Lightning: Lightning will sweep the Jersey Girl off her feet in no time! Shazam!
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Harold and Sam looks at their lists of stuff like going to the movies, playing laser tag, etc. Some of these activities look like geek stuff. But to these two, it's perfect date material.
"Okay, Sam. There they are." Harold said to Sam as the two spots Leshawna and Dakota buying stuff.
"Right, let's do this." Sam said with a smile. He and Harold trots over, preparing to look and feel their best for their girls, "Hey girls!"
"Well, well, if it ain't our love ponies." Leshawna teases Harold and Sam, making Dakota chuckle a bit.
"How are you today, my chocolate goddess?" Harold asks Leshawna with a grin. "Your hair and body looks all-so fascinating."
"Right; And Dakota; Looking good today," Sam exclaims to Dakota making her laugh. "Did you see how I was able to avoid getting hurt in the dancing thing? Okay, I was roughed out but..."
"Okay, Sam, Harold, what do you two want?" Dakota ask Sam, arching an eyebrow at her boyfriend.
"Errr, what?"
"Come on, boys. You two showing up, acting like real gentle-colts all of the sudden," Leshawna said with a smirk. "What? Asking us out on dates?"
"Well, yes...I mean, we haven't gone out GONE OUT since our breakup." Harold said to Leshawna nervously. "I mean, if you don't wanna go, that's fine. But..."
"Harold, sssh; Just tell us where we're going and we're there."
"Yes."
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Dakota: Wow, a date with Sam; And on a double date to boot. I didn't go on much dates due to...well...my outer appearance before. But now that I'm okay now, I am so ready to do it.
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Sam: Dakota is one nice gal who deserved to be her normal self again. Maybe if we're nice, the princesses could make it happen.
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Justin combs his mane, humming a bit as he comes over to Fluttershy's cottage. He got to make this work if the stallion must get Beth to cooperate. Upon arrival, the stallion grabs some flowers and knocks on the door.
Fluttershy opens it, looking surprised to see Justin. She spoke, "Oh, yes?"
"Is Beth around?" Justin asks Fluttershy with a grin. "I know this is sudden but I wish to cheer her up and take her out on a date."
"Well, asking Beth out is sudden. I will see if she will go along."
Fluttershy goes inside; Justin hums a bit, waiting anxiously. Finally, Beth shows up, frowning as she ask, "What do you want, Justin? Fluttershy mention that you wish to take me out on a date?"
"Yes, that's correct. I do not wish to take advantage of you with Brady now gone." Justin said to Beth with a sly grin. "I am here to cheer you up...and maybe get in some friendly kisses."
"Hmmmm...."
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Beth: (annoyed) I wasn't born yesterday. After the dating barn thing earlier, I suspected something is up since Justin just wishes to date me from out of the blue. This is obviously a challenge.
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"I promised, I won't do anything to make Brady want to hurt me." Justin said slyly, trying to put the charms on Beth.
But to his surprise, Beth just sighs in irritation, saying, "Your charms won't work on me. I'm an Alicorn." The stallion looks shocked, pondering what went wrong with his charms all of the sudden. They normally work! "But out of respect for whatever past we did have, I will go along with this date thing...for now."
"Oh, good! I will pick you up later."
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Meanwhile, with Heather, she was smiling a little bit, sitting down at the library as she was petting her stuffed cat. Sighing, she was about to get comfortable... when she heard a knock on the door.
Heather sighed as she put her stuffed cat back in her bag, "Sorry, Regina. Looks like we won't have a moment's peace..."
Heather just rolled her eyes as she got up, about to answer the door. Heather had to say, she was really surprised when she saw who was at the door.
"Oh... hi, DJ," Heather said as she noticed DJ's shuffling his feet nervously. "Thought maybe you were somebody else..."
"Hey, Heather, I know this is really sudden, and..." DJ tried to get it out, but gulped.
Heather raised an eyebrow. "Yes?"
"Well... I was wondering if you'd... liketohangoutwithmefortheday!" DJ said in a quick voice.
"What?" Heather blinked, not catching what DJ said.
DJ groaned. "How do I put this simply... okay... Heather, would it be all right, if I took you out for the day?"
Heather, hearing this, realized what DJ was trying to do.
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Heather: Poor guy. Maybe DJ doesn't know I'm going out with someone. I thought maybe the boyfriend thing was clear to everyone... I guess DJ didn't hear it. (Sighs) Well, I don't want to hurt the poor guy's feelings...
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Heather, not wanting to hurt the guy's feelings, patted the Alicorn on the back. "DJ, I think you're a great guy. I really do. I can see that you can be really sweet at times. I'm flattered that you think I'm cute, and attractive. Maybe in another timeline, we might have gotten together. However, I have a boyfriend, and I don't want to break his heart. See, what my boyfriend and I have... it's something really special. It's a complicated relationship, but we're getting close together. Besides, my boyfriend is overly protective, if he heard I was going out with another boy, he'd try to rip you apart, key word being 'TRY'. I'm really flattered you'd go out with me, though. I hope you understand what I'm telling you."
"Your boyfriend would really rip me apart?" DJ yelped, upon hearing this.
"He'd try to. I know he'd rip apart Alejandro if given the chance." Heather smiled.
"Well... can we at least hang out as friends, if that's all right?" DJ asked.
Heather paused... and smiled. "I suppose it wouldn't hurt. Just don't try to kiss me, okay? If my boyfriend happens to see this, he'll have your street address."
DJ gave a nervous smile.
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DJ: Well, it's a start! (Looks at checklist) Well, it says kissing is required or I'm out... well, I may as well say I'm out now, because if the cameras catch me and Heather kissing... AND if this gets released to Heather's boyfriend, whoever he is... (Yelps) I don't want to meet up with the bad end of the stick...
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Heather: Yeah, I know. Chris probably set up the boys on dates for the challenge, and I just happen to be DJ's date. (Shrugs) Hey, the guy can be really nice at times, so I'll go with him... but Chris, if this is an attempt to reveal who my boyfriend is... keep dreaming.
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With Katie and Sadie, they were giggling to themselves as they were talking a bit. All of a sudden, they noticed that Noah and Cody were coming right up to them.
"Oh, hi, guys." Sadie smiled.
"Go ahead; do it." Cody whispered.
Noah nodded. It was now or never. "Katie, would it be all right if we talked for a moment, alone?"
Katie's eyes widened as she said, "Uh, sure."
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Katie: Oh my God, is this it? Is this what I think it is?
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Sadie and Cody then walked off as Sadie said, "We'll leave you two alone."
Sadie and Cody then hid behind some bushes as the two watched.
Noah gulped as he shuffled his feet. "Well, for the past few days, I've noticed you had... quite a cute personality on you."
"Don't I have the cutest?" Katie giggled as Noah blushed.
"Well, Katie, I was wondering if you and I... would like to go out today," Noah asked.
Katie, excited, hugged Noah as she said, "Yes, yes, I'd love to go with you!"
Noah smiled a bit, but kept his demeanor. "Hey, that's cool. I've been meaning to give us... a chance, you know?"
"Noah, I promise..." Katie snuggled Noah. "I won't regret this day... and you won't either."
Noah smiled as he started patting Katie's mane.
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Noah: (cheers) Yes, yes, she said, "Yes!" (Gets himself together) Well, this is going to be good! Hopefully, we can have some time to ourselves...
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Sadie and Cody, watching from afar, smiled as Cody said, "Well, looks like they're happy."
Sadie smiled. "They sure are. Aw, it's so sweet that Katie and Noah are hooking up!"
"Well, we'll see where it goes from here..." Cody smiled... as he turned to Sadie. "Sadie, I have something to ask you..."
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Meanwhile, Sierra was taking a deep breath as she was muttering to herself, "Cody is mine, Cody is mine, Cody is not the fat girl's, Cody is mine! It's not like he just asked her out..."
"...sure, Cody, I'd love to!"
Sierra's heart nearly stopped when she overheard those five words. Sierra turned and gave a glare from a nearby bush as Sadie and Cody were talking.
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Sierra: What does Cody see in that FAT BITCH? Why would he go out with HER? I'm as capable as SHE is!
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Back with the monitors, Celestia and Luna glared at Discord and Chris, who were having some popcorn. Celestia then said, "You switched a few lists just so you can keep this LOVE TRIANGLE going, admit it."
"Come on, this is a source of entertainment." Chris said as he munched on some popcorn, "Popcorn?"
Celestia sighed. "Fine..."
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Unfortunately, had Sierra NOT came in at Sadie's answer, she would have heard the REAL conversation going on...
"Sadie, I have something to ask you..." Cody said.
"Sure, Cody; what is it?" Sadie asked.
"Well, do you think we should keep an eye on Noah and Katie...see how they go? Set everything up... get them... in the mood." Cody gave a small smile.
Sadie, gave a small smile as she said, "Why, sure, Cody, I'd love to!"
"That's great!" Cody said. "Come on; let's hang out with the others."
Sadie smiled as she and Cody walked off.
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Cody: There, this won't be a date, this'll be simply me and Sadie helping Noah and Katie get their feelings to be admitted.
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Sadie: Katie, you are about to bag yourself your man soon enough!
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Back with Sierra, she just growled as she watched Sadie and Cody walking over to Noah and Katie, talking with one another as the two couples were leaving. Scott, who happened to be nearby, noticed Sierra's little glare at the couple, and gave a small smirk as he sat next to her.
"Boy, seeing that fat girl with YOUR man... you must be extremely jealous." Scott smiled.
"Jealous doesn't even BEGIN to describe how I'm feeling!" Sierra growled.
"If it was me, I'd try to sabotage that date, hope EVERYTHING goes wrong!" Scott smirk.
Sierra paused... and smiled. "Yeah, yeah, sabotage the date! Cody and Sadie won't love each other, and he falls into my arms!"
"Perfect." Scott laughed as Sierra turned to him. "I'll help you out with this."
"Thanks! You're the best!" Sierra smiled.
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Scott: (smirks) Well, this is great. I can work out my acts of sabotage within, and using a jealous Sierra... REALLY helps me out here. Plus, I have this... (Shows the statue) so the princesses can't do a thing to me!
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Back with Izzy and Pinkie, they were back with drawing some of the most expressionist backgrounds they could do on the sidewalk.
"Boy, this is exciting!" Pinkie smiled.
"I know!" Izzy laughed as she kept drawing. "I have to say, best thing I drew yet."
"Izzy?"
Izzy and Pinkie stopped as they looked up to see Brick, who was looking a little nervous. Izzy smiled as she said, "It's Back-Bone Brick! Hi Brick! What's up?"
Brick sighed. "Okay, this is normally not easy for me to do, BUT... I was wondering, if I could hang out with you for a while. Just to observe you..."
"No, no trouble at all!" Izzy said, "Me and Pinkie are just drawing a few things on the sidewalk."
"Oh... well, that seems... interesting." Brick said as he sat down with the others.
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Izzy: Okay, here's where things are about to go crazy...
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Izzy paused as she noticed a shadow going nearby a sidewalk. "Wait! Hold that pose! Hold it!"
Izzy smiled as she started drawing on the shadow. "A little here, a little there... hey, who's that pony?"
"It's Noah!" Pinkie smiled as she and Brick looked up.
Indeed, Noah, Katie, Cody, and Sadie were seen walking up to where Izzy, Pinkie and Brick were.
"Nice to see you, too, Izzy." Noah smiled, "Me and the others were just walking around, wondering what me and Katie are going to do for our dates..."
"No way; you finally had the guts to ask Katie out!" Izzy smiled. "That's great!"
Noah stared in shock as Katie nuzzled his neck. "You knew?"
"Well, from the way you were daydreaming about her, it was kind of obvious." Izzy laughed.
"Yeah," Pinkie smiled. "We should throw a party to celebrate it!"
"Thanks, but maybe another time." Cody said as Lindsay, Tyler, B and Dawn walked up.
"What's up?" Lindsay asked as she noticed the people gathering around.
"Oh, well, me and Noah were just talking about where he'd like to go for the date he has with Katie!" Izzy smiled as Brick stood up.
"Really," Dawn asked. "Tell us more about that..."
"Well..." Izzy smiled. "You could have things like a romantic dinner, rowing in the park, visiting the zoo... but whenever a date is prepared by me or Pinkie, before you can say 'Blick-snap', everything becomes magical."
"Uh, how so," Noah raised an eyebrow as Lindsay, Katie and Sadie were looking interested.
"Well, it's probably none of my business, but..." Pinkie smiled. "A jolly day in the days of another dimension would sound really good!"
"Another dimension," Noah frowned. "You're making this up."
"No, no, me and Pinkie can actually do this!" Izzy smiled as the girls moved around to see what Izzy and Pinkie were talking about. "You see these drawings? Each represents a different dimension... anything is possible."
Cody just raised an eyebrow in confusion as Bridgette and Ezekiel were coming over; both overheard the ramblings of Pinkie and Izzy and decided to walk over to see what was up.
"Like this one, for instance!" Pinkie smiled, "Putting on the Thames. In there, you'd be having the best boat rides of your life!"
Izzy then did an imitation of a rower as she used her chalk as an oar.
"Or a circus," Pinkie smiled as she pointed to a chalk drawing of a circus. "The best lions, tigers and bears you'd ever see, plus the amazing tightrope acts of tomorrow!"
Izzy then did an imitation of a tightrope act as she hummed a circus theme. As soon as she was done, Noah, rolling his eyes, slowly clapped.
"What about that one, right there, eh?" Ezekiel asked, pointing towards a small field.
"This is my favorite!" Pinkie smiled. "A nice quiet countryside... good for spending dates... over near the distance, you'll see a NICE country fair, down the road, over the hill."
"What road?" Sadie asked.
Izzy looked over and blinked. "Isn't there a road? Hang on..."
Izzy then did a quick chalk drawing of a road as she nodded. "There; a nice road and good for adventure."
"Come on, you can't really believe that old myth 'Pictures can take you anywhere!'." Bridgette said in shock.
"It's Ponyville. Anything is possible." Pinkie smiled. "Watch this!"
Pinkie then danced, as she muttered, "Blue skidoo, we can too!"
All of a sudden, Pinkie shrunk down, jumped into the painting, and all of a sudden, to everybody's surprise, they saw that Pinkie had been magically drawn in that painting.
"Wow..." Lindsay said in shock.
"Well, I'll be doggoned." Tyler said.
B smiled as he said, "Now I want to see what's there..."
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"Come on, can we go there, please?" Katie said, giving her eyes a begging notion.
Noah blinked. "I suppose we could..."
Noah smiled. "Of course we can!"
Cody, Sadie, Tyler, Lindsay, B, Dawn, Bridgette and Ezekiel smiled. Now they were instantly curious as to what was in there.
"Very well," Izzy said as Brick was still staring in shock. "Brick, shall you do the honors?"
"Uh... you go ahead." Brick said.
"Very well; Link hooves together." Izzy said as the eleven TD contestants linked hooves. "And repeat after me."
Izzy then started to say the lines as everyone repeated, "1, 2, we can too!"
The eleven contestants then jumped... right on the painting, not shrinking.
Bridgette blinked. "Was something supposed to happen?"
Brick just rolled his eyes as he linked his hoof to Izzy. "Izzy, I saw what Pinkie recited. Now do it right!"
"I know, I know!" Izzy laughed as everyone said, "Blue skidoo, we can too!"
And with that, all twelve contestants jumped right into the painting...
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...shocking EVEN Celestia and Luna.
"I hope we have cameras in alternate worlds." Celestia said.
"Fortunately, I prepared for that..." Discord said as he summoned a special television. "We'll watch how the couples are doing from this television, and we can focus on the Ponyville couplings at the same time."
"Well... I guess..." Celestia said. "At least they're still ponies under MY magic."
"Don't worry, Celestia." Discord smirked.
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"Did you see that?" Scott said as he and Sierra came in. "I cannot believe..."
"Follow, now!" Sierra glared.
Scott yelped as he and Sierra started to dance. "Blue skidoo, we can too!"
The two then shrunk down and jumped into the chalk drawing...
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From down below, we see all the TD ponies wearing very nice suits, with the mares wearing beautiful dresses.
Noah, looking over Katie, smiled. "Katie... you look beautiful..."
"You really think so?" Katie smiled.
"Cross my heart, you do." Noah smiled as he nuzzled Katie. "Everything about you is beautiful."
"You look fine too, Noah." Katie smiled.
Izzy smiled as Brick looked around. "Wow... so this is a painting dimension..."
"Yep," Izzy laughed, "Told you we can do it."
"Say..." Lindsay said as she looked around. "I thought you said there was a fair."
"So I did." Pinkie smiled. "Down the road and behind the hill, remember?"
Lindsay, hearing the distant music, smiled as she took Tyler by the hoof. "Come on, Tyler! Let's have fun!"
"Well, shall we see if we can find some rowboats, Bridge?" Ezekiel smiled.
"Sure, Zeke," Bridgette smiled as the two ran off.
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"How about we visit this circus," Dawn smiled as she held B's hoof. "We can catch up with Rarity a little later, since they're still preparing that dinner for us!"
"Sure thing," B smiled as the two started to go off.
"Well, shall we?" Noah smiled as he offered his hand.
"We shall." Katie smiled as the two started to go off. Cody and Sadie nodded as the two decided to keep hidden.
Izzy smiled as she said, "Tell 'em, Izzy sent you!"
"Don't fall and smudge the drawing!" Pinkie called.
Brick just stood there, his eyes big as dinner plates.
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As soon as everyone left, Scott and Sierra appeared, Scott looking around.
"Where are we?"
Sierra started to sniff around. "Okay, Cody's not too far! Come on!"
Scott yelped as Sierra started to drag him off.
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While most of the players are in the other world, the ones in Ponyville are having a bit of fun. Gwen/Trent and Duncan/Courtney are with Twilight/Ben as they arrive at the movie theater.
"So what's playing?" Gwen asks Twilight curiously.
"Oh, it's a new classic thing: Pony Puppets Most Wanted!" Twilight excitedly answered. "I wait all this time to see it."
"Sounds interesting," Courtney said with a smile.
"Right, that Kermit the Pony is the main star. I wonder how crazy it is for him to play both roles." Ben remarks with a chuckle.
"Not as amusing as seeing a black guy doing a lot of roles in one movie," Duncan remarked with a sly smirk.
"Oh, you saw one of Donkey Murphy's films then?" Ben asked Duncan with an arch of an eyebrow.
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Duncan: I am surprised of how Equestria has got animal versions of well-known stars.
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Courtney: If Duncan wants to be friendly with me, fine. But he better not touch my flank or he will be trotting home with ice on his.
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The couples manage to get tickets for the movie and went in. Trent saw a movie poster for a film, making him asks, "'The Dash and the Furr-ious...' Whoa! Another number!"
"Ugh, can't they let that franchise even die?" Twilight ask her friends, rolling her eyes. "It's like the films that got my name in them but has sparkling Vampire Ponies!"
"Ugh! I hate that franchise!" Ben said, "I don't see what those people see in movies like these! It's stupid!"
"Yeah! Vampire Ponies aren't supposed to sparkle at all!" Nyx said with a frown.
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"Oh dear, oh dear, they're gone, where could they be?" Rarity asked worried, pacing back and forth. She has gotten dinner for Lindsay/Tyler and B/Dawn done, but they are nowhere in sight. "I got a good dinner going..."
"So Harold, whatcha got plans for the both of us?" Leshawna asked Harold. The two along with Sam/Dakota are passing the Carousel Boutique.
"Well, take some guess." Harold replied with a smile to his love. "This is like a game."
"Don't mention 'game' to me." Leshawna points out to Harold dryly.
"Oh, excuse me? Excuse me!" Rarity exclaims, waving to the couples, making them notice her. "Have you four seen Lindsay, Tyler, B and Dawn around by any chance?"
"Sorry, no." Sam said to Rarity, shaking his head. "We haven't seen them."
"Neither did us." Leshawna remarks to Rarity in concern.
"Blast, blast, triple blast! I got this wonderful dinner made for them." Rarity said with a groan. She then has a thought, glancing to her friends. "Hmmm, tell me, how would you four like to fill in?"
"Youu're inviting us to attend your little dinner?" Harold asked Rarity in surprise.
"Yes, yes. How about it? You four look like you're on a date." Rarity said to her friends with a smile, "My treat, Darlings."
"Wait. We can't possibly take a dinner meant for others." Dakota said, but yelped as Rarity begins pushing her into the Carousel Boutique.
"Oh, I simply insist, darling." Rarity insisted to Dakota. "You don't want my generosity to go to waste, would you?"
"Well, okay." Leshawna said with a shrug as she and her pals follows Rarity and Dakota. She's right. No need for her generosity to go to waste.
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Sam: (smirks) Oh yeah, a big time meal date with Dakota! This will end in a kiss, and maybe more! Woo-hooo!
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Dakota: (blushing) I hope Sam kisses me. I love it when dates end like that.
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Heather and DJ arrive at some sort of racetrack, seeing cars passing by. The mare remarks, "They race cars here?"
"Looks like it." DJ said in concern. He spots a familiar cyan Pegasus getting into a car, "Hey, Rainbow; Whatcha doing?"
"Getting ready to race, of course," Rainbow replied with a grin.
"An' Ah am joining her." Applejack said as she got into a uniform. "We like 'ta do 'dis one every year as racers."
Heather smirks a bit as she adds, "You know, I did some races in the past. And I totally won a big one once."
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"So what," Rainbow asks Heather unimpressed. "Not like you could beat us. I am a trainee for the Wonderbolt Academy."
"An' while Ah like 'ta race on hoot, even these fancy cars look good right about now." Applejack said in agreement.
"Ha! Please; Trainee? They would allow any loser in the game nowadays." Heather remarks with a smirk. True, she has shown her true self but the girl got a rep to uphold here.
"Oh, no you didn't." Rainbow remarked, frowning. This girl went and made fun of her like that?!
"And Applejack; Looks like you are lazy and no good at racing on hoof." Heather taunts Applejack, making her frown, "Because you sure sat in a car on your bit fat flank.
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"Is that a challenge, ya snobby hoochie?" Applejack asked while glaring at Heather.
"Heather, you may wanna cool it." DJ said nervously. The last thing he wants is to tick off his friends.
"Oh, you betcha," Heather said with a sneer. The mare isn't worried. She still got the McClean statue so as long as she still got it; the girl can still ticked these ponies off.
"All right, 3 laps around the racetrack." Rainbow said with a smirk to Heather and DJ, "Between you two and me and Applejack. Loser buys lunch."
"It is on." Heather remarks with a laugh.
Rainbow and Applejack got into their car. The cowpony said in amusement, "Hope yew ponies got yer weapon game on."
"Why?" DJ assk Applejack puzzled.
"Because this car is also a weapons ones!" Rainbow laughs, pushing a button, revealing that her car got some weapons like missiles, oil slicks, etc. "Every car got one."
This caused Heather's jaw to drop in shock while DJ gulped nervously.
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Mike/Zoey are preparing for one interesting date: helping Fluttershy out with her animals. Fluttershy giggles a bit as they work on putting some chickens back into their hen house.
"I'm glad you decided to help." Fluttershy said to Mike and Zoey gently. "It's good to have good friends like you two."
"Thanks, Fluttershy." Zoey remarks to Fluttershy with a grin. "The truth is me and Mike are on a date and helping out with animals seems like one interesting idea for a date."
"Ooh, I'm glad you like the idea. My animals always like new friends."
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"Man, this is a bit boring." Chris remarked, frowning at the scene at Fluttershy's house.
"Right...let's spice things up, shall we?" Discord asks with an devilish smirk as he snaps his fingers. The chimera creature hates to do this to Fluttershy...
But a game's a game, right?
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Suddenly the ground begins to shake, much to the concern of the trio. Mike asks in worry, "Fluttershy, what's that?"
"Oh dear, oh my," Fluttershy exclaims as she flew up to see what the problem is. The mare gasps in horror as she saw a couple of half beaver, half bull, "Eeek; Bull-Beavers!"
"What," The couple gasps as a couple of Bull-Beavers begins rampaging through the area, scaring off animals and knocking down trees.
"Oh, the horror, the horror," Zoey gasps as she and Mike rush with Fluttershy to help gather the animals back off as well as finding a way to chase those Bull-Beavers off.
"Some date this is turning out to be so far," Mike exclaims to Zoey frantically.
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"Okay, that was awesome." Chris remarks with an evil smile on his face, "Sooooo....who's next?"
"How about we check on Lightning and Anne Maria?" Discord asks Chris who changes the channels on the monitors.
"Will do!"
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Lightning and Anne Maria are walking through town, looking for something to do for their 'friendship date'. The stallion smirks as he saw an indoor football playing arena. Oh yeah! This is going to be his moment!
"Yeah, Lightning loves that! Come on, Anne Maria!" Lightning exclaims eagerly as he pulls Anne Maria to the arena playing thing.
Anne Maria roll her eyes. Why is she not surprised to be seeing this? The two enters the arena, paying to playing a game of indoor football. They passed Justin who is getting some snacks for Beth.
"You know, Beth. You are lucky, not every pony gets to be with a champ like me." Justin brags, making Beth roll her eyes at this. "Yes, you got a boyfriend, I know....but at least give other colts a chance."
"Justin, look, nothing personal...actually, kinda personal after what you did to Gwen in Season 2," Beth said, recalling what Justin has done. "But this is a friendship date, remember? So don't try to play anything funny."
"Oh, not you're playing hard to get."
Justin got some nachos, preparing to hand them over to Beth...only for him to slip and fell, tossing the nachos away far. As he got up, the stallion heard some screaming. That doesn't sound good.
"Oh horse crap." Justin gulps a bit. He saw that the nachos have landed right onto Diamond Tiara...with melted cheese all hot all over her. Her eye is twitching a bit especially when Maxin Talos growls furiously. "Not again!"
Justin screams like a filly with Maxin chasing him, causing the stallion to run off. Beth chuckles a bit, holding out a napkin to Diamond while saying, "Sorry about that. It was an accident."
"Ugh! Nothing is ever an accident with you dopes!" Diamond Tiara scowls as she takes the napkin, cleaning herself off. "Stupid dopes, all of you!"
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In the playing field, Lightning and Anne Maria are in football gear, heading out to confront their opponents. The mare looks at herself, sighing a bit. This isn't her normal fear, not at all. And she isn't into football.
The pairing trots up and found who they are playing against: Eva and Josh, the latter is looking a bit nervous. Anne Maria arches an eyebrow at this, asking, "Let me guess: you're our opponents?"
"Oh yeah," Eva exclaims with an evil grin, cracking her hooves knuckles. "Get ready because we're going to crush you both flat!"
"Ha! Lightning ain't scared of any tough chick!" Lightning exclaims. Eva growls at her, making him yelp. "Okay! Lightning maybe scared a bit!"
"And Josh; don't screw this up for me...or you're dead!"
Eva lunges a hoof at his face, making Josh yelps as it almost made contact. That tough mare is crazy!
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Eva: (smirks) Making threats, playing football and crushing my opponents. That's MY idea of a date!
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Josh: (scared) Getting killed, in bandages and whatever! NOT WHAT I HAVE IN MIND FOR A DATE!
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"And these are what we got in mind for our activities!" Chris chuckles evilly as he and Discord shares a bowl of popcorn. "Want to spread a bit of chaos?"
"I don't do chaos unless I want to..." Discord begins to say, then gave a pleasing look to Chris. "AND I WANT TO!"
"Oooh, man, do I like this guy or what?"
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Meanwhile, back in the other world, Cody and Sadie were hiding in the nearby bushes as they saw Noah and Katie walking together. Cody looked over the list as he noticed 'Sing a song' on there. "Sadie, I think this mood would be perfect for music, don't you think?"
"I agree!" Sadie smiled.
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All of a sudden, Izzy, Pinkie and Brick (the latter just confused) appeared next to them as Izzy and Pinkie gave Cody and Sadie random instruments.
"You're welcome." Izzy smiled as Cody started playing a song on it, Sadie following suit. Izzy and Pinkie decided to play as well as Brick just walked along, just amazed and stupefied on what the heck was going on.
Noah smiled as he heard music. For some reason, he felt like singing, Katie noticed it too. Noah shrugged as he decided to go with that notion and started to sing.
(To the tune of Jolly Holiday from "Mary Poppins")
(Noah)
You know it's a beautiful day,
It is even better than L.A.,
Let love take you around!
"Wow Noah, that's interesting." Katie said as they walked.
Would you like to fly up in the sky,
Or right here on the ground?
As Noah sang that, he started to fly around for a bit, before landing next to Katie herself. Katie just giggled as the two continued walking.
Oh, you are a very pretty girl, Katie,
Katie makes my heart flutter!
"You do, do you?" Katie asked as Noah pretended to have his legs wobble a bit.
When my legs give out, they're like jelly,
Or is it really like butter?
"Maybe peanut butter," Katie laughed.
Oh I feel so happy all around you,
Maybe it kinda feels like love?
Noah smiled as he took Katie's hoof.
When I hold Katie's hand,
I feel so grand,
I feel I discovered a brand new land!
"Oh look, the Indies!" Noah said, imitating Christopher Columbus.
Katie giggled. "You are so funny, Noah!"
Oh, you're a very pretty girl, Katie,
But will we be like a pair of gloves?
"Pair of gloves," Katie blinked.
Izzy, hearing this, frowned as she looked at the script, "Really? That hack writer rhymed love with 'gloves'?"
Katie just shrugged as the two proceeded over towards a small farm. In there, there were dogs, cats, cows and sheep. Izzy then flew over to the animals as she pulled out a conducting stick and started conducting the animals... as they... uh, sang.
(Blue dog)
Oh, she's a very pretty girl, Katie
(Sheep)
Katie makes his heart flutter!
(Yellow cat)
When his legs give out, they're like jelly,
(Red cat)
Or is it really like butter?
(Green cow)
Oh, Noah feels happy all around her...
(Pig that comes out of nowhere)
Maybe it kinda feels like love?
Izzy then gave an odd look as the pig oinked twice.
(Animals)
When he holds Katie's hand,
He feels so grand,
He feels he discovered a brand new land!
"Look, that's the West Indies!" Noah smiled, imitating Magellen.
"I think that's Guam!" Katie laughed.
Oh, she's a very pretty girl, Katie,
But will they be like a pair of gloves?
As soon as Noah and Katie were leaving the barn, they smiled as they took hooves together.
"Noah, you're trying to woo me, aren't you?" Katie asked.
"Is it working?" Noah asked.
Katie giggled. "I think so."
As Noah and Katie started to walk towards the distance, Cody and Sadie decided to follow, holding their instruments in hand, still playing them as Izzy ditched her instrument as she was now wearing roller skates and started to skate around, Pinkie doing the same thing. Brick, having said nothing, could only just stare in confusion.
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As Noah and Katie kept walking, they smiled as they passed by some fluttering butterflies and hopping kangaroos. As they were going up on a bridge, Noah smiled as Katie snuggled next to him and Katie started to sing.
(Katie)
Oh, I think you are very cute, Noah
I feel like this is right...
"Hope you're not wrong." Noah smiled as Katie giggled.
Even though we are opposites, Noah,
Our love burns like a pilot light.
"Good simile." Noah smiled as he patted Katie's mane.
You and I will never give up our love,
Even if we got into a fight
"Cross our hearts, we should never fight." Noah turned to Katie in surprise as Katie smiled.
You are very sweet, let's take a seat,
And we will never, ever miss a beat,
Oh, I think you are very cute, Noah,
Why don't we just enjoy this lovely sight?
As she sung the last two beats, they noticed a small café nearby the mountainside as the two sat down next to each, Cody and Sadie finishing up the song as they panted.
"Whew..." Sadie sighed.
"Yeah..." Cody nodded.
As soon as Noah and Katie were sitting down, Katie smiled as she said, "Noah, you're a very cute guy. I've said that, right?"
"Countless times," Noah smiled. "Like I say you're a very pretty girl."
"And you are so sweet for that." Katie said. "I’ve never seen you be like this character before. Usually, you're the more sarcastic one..."
"And I am, still am." Noah said. "But even I know there's somebody sweet to help with my sarcastic needs at times..."
Katie just giggled as Cody and Sadie sat down to the table next to them. Izzy and Brick later arrived as the two sat down. Noah and Katie noticed as Noah asked, "Hey there. Eating here too?"
"Sure." Cody said, "Just waiting for our food to arrive."
"WAITER," Izzy yelled.
All of a sudden, as if by magic, four squirrels wearing waiters' outfits suddenly appeared from the trees as they quickly set up the tables and gave everyone menus. The squirrels then stood tall as if waiting to take the orders. Katie smiled as she looked at her menu.
"Okay, now what'll we have?" Katie paused.
(Katie)
How about cantaloupe halves,
Along with cookies and juice?
The squirrels then started to come closer as they sang.
(Squirrels)
Have anything you want,
You won't get caught
You all could use a spruce!
"I have to say, Izzy, this insane world... I'm actually getting the hang of this..." Noah said as he turned to Izzy.
"Thank you." Izzy smiled.
(Izzy)
It's true that the main writer can be really sane at times,
But the co-writers he has needs a little freedom,
Toonwriter is Chuck, Orange Ratchet is Bob!
The other Total Drama people paused in confusion as the squirrels suddenly joined in.
"Jones; Clampett; Looney," The squirrels asked.
Tuney!
One's a normal writer, the other's insane!
Who knows how JusSonic keeps track of the train?
"They co-write, edit and improvise scenes!" The squirrels nodded.
As long as it fits within the story!
We should really stop with this before it gets old,
The joke is getting really too bold,
'cause over the all, all on the ball...
"Because this is just not making any sense," Izzy and the Squirrels then said boldly.
Everyone did not quite make sense of what Izzy or the squirrels were talking about, but they just laughed as Izzy (with Pinkie suddenly arriving) got up as she picked up some salt and sprayed it around, with the squirrels watching.
The squirrels smiled as they saw Izzy dancing like a squirrel as the squirrels followed her lead. Pinkie smiled as she and Izzy started to dance along to the beat of the squirrels. Izzy and Pinkie frowned as they spun around and were now donning squirrel outfits as they danced like squirrels. The squirrels then followed along as Izzy and Pinkie made motions to the squirrels. Izzy then pulled in a surprised Noah as he was now expected to dance with the squirrels. Noah, deciding to go along with this (and because he didn't have anything witty to come back with), did a series of dances for the squirrels to do before marching up and sliding over to Katie was.
Three of the squirrels then slid over to Noah as they jumped... with the fourth squirrel sliding and hitting something from offscreen. Noah shrugged as Izzy handed him a cane and a hat as he started to dance with the squirrels.
(Noah and the Squirrels)
When I/he holds Katie's hand
I/he feels so grand,
I/he feels I/he discovered a brand new land!
"Oh look, Crazy World!" Noah smiled as he pointed to a sign that literally said, "Crazy World". Everyone just laughed as the fourth squirrel joined next to Noah.
Oh, you're/she's a very pretty girl, Katie,
But will we/they be like a pair of gloves?
Noah and the squirrels then hopped up and down.
But will we/they be like a pair of gloves?
Noah and the squirrels did a few quick jumps.
But will we/they be like a pair of gloves?
As the song ended, everyone applauded as Izzy, Pinkie, Noah and the squirrels did a few bows. Katie laughed as Noah sat down next to her. Cody and Sadie smiled, just accepting this insanity that just happened. Brick was still speechless.
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Brick: Not the most insane thing I've seen all day...
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Sadie: This is incredible! Noah and Katie are so close to being in love, we are so excited.
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Meanwhile, nearby, Sierra was up in a nearby tree, with a machete in hand, was smirking as she held up the machete that Scott had given her, Scott sitting down nearby as he smirked.
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Scott: This is so easy. Sierra gets all the blame, and I get off SCOTT-free! (Laughs) Get it? Scott? Free?
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Sierra smirked as she cut down a branch that contained a beehive on it... but somehow the tree turned the other way and the beehive fell right on Scott instead. Scott screamed as Sierra blinked, wondering what the hell just happened.
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Back in Equestria, Discord glared as Celestia's horn turned off her magic. Celestia blinked. "What?"
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Meanwhile, with Ezekiel and Bridgette, the two were smiling a little as the two were in a boat, being rowed by a yellow elephant. Ezekiel sighed as he was about to lay his head on Bridgette's shoulder... but his willpower kept him from doing so.
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Ezekiel: I'm doing all I can to make sure I don't get Bridgette to fall for me, but it's getting hard, because I really think she's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.
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Bridgette: What I think Zeke is doing is really sweet. First, helping me through my depression, then hanging with me as friends... I feel like he and I have something very special. He's really sweet... but I do have a boyfriend, which is a shame. I'd love to go out with Ezekiel again and again... GEOFF! You got Geoff!
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"Oh, Tyler, isn't this great!" Lindsay giggled as she and Tyler were riding the merry-go-round together.
"Amazing to be with you, Lindsay," Tyler smiled. "You know, I noticed you've been calling everyone by their correct names lately."
"I've been getting better at knowing everybody else's names." Lindsay smiled. "It's been... seven years? Two years? I don't know, the time we spent on Total Drama was so confusing..."
"Still, I'm glad you're getting close to remembering all of us." Tyler smiled. "I remembered when you didn't remember my name, and after we made out, too!"
"Sorry." Lindsay blushed in embarrassment.
"No, don't be sorry!" Tyler said as the ride stopped, Tyler got up and over to Lindsay as he patted her on the back. "You were just clueless. But you're getting better at remembering everything. Now you barely remember what you had for breakfast this morning."
"What did I have for breakfast this morning?" Lindsay asked.
"Fattening cupcakes, but that's not important." Tyler said. "What's important is that you have potential. Don't forget that."
Lindsay smiled as Tyler nuzzled her.
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Lindsay: I really love Tyler, I really do! It would be a shame if he left, but hey, I'll always remember his kind words... (Pause) Whatever those were.
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Tyler: I feel that Lindsay has a lot of potential. I won't even be surprised if she won, because if she made Final Two... I'd vote for her...
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Cody, Sadie, Noah, Katie, Izzy, Brick and Pinkie later joined Lindsay and Tyler as they were now riding a roller coaster, Katie clutching on to Noah in delight. Nearby the ground, Sierra was whistling as she was using a blowtorch to take off one part of the tracks, with Scott watching from a distance. Scott smirked as the track started to fall...
But his mouth dropped as the carts that the couples were on passed by the tracks. Scott, in curiosity, wondered what happened as he galloped over. Sierra, still in confusion, was pushed aside as Scott tried to use his back legs to move the track... which then fell right on top of him.
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Back in Equestria, Discord once again glared at Celestia as her horn was turned off. Celestia turned to Discord. "What?"
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Back in the real world, Heather and DJ, with Applejack and Rainbow Dash were now on the starting line as they were getting ready to start their race.
All of a sudden, the course changed to something that looked like something from Mario Kart... Rainbow Road; Heather and DJ just looked in confusion as Applejack said, "Rainbow Road... the difficult track... looks like we can get this in the bag."
Heather revved up her vehicle as DJ gulped, preparing for anything...
"READY! SET! GO!"
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"And let us rain the chaos for the people in Ponyville, shall we?" Discord laughed as everyone of the dates were getting ready.
"The other world," Chris asked.
"We'll take care of that when the time is right." Discord said. "Let's focus on the Ponyville couples right now."
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At the movie theater, the couples were sitting in the theater, waiting for the movie to begin.
"Got the popcorn and candy," Trent said, passing out some candy.
"I hope the movies here in Ponyville are better than when we came from." Gwen said with a smile.
"Duncan, hooves off the seat," Twilight said, giving a disapproving look at Duncan for having his back hooves on the seat in front of him.
"Okay, okay." Duncan grumbled before he put his hooves off the seat in front of him.
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Duncan: What are these ponies, my mom?
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The lights begin to be turned off. Courtney whispers, "All right."
"The movie's about to begin," Nyx chirps a bit quietly.
Suddenly, a voice is heard over the speakers, "Fillies and gentle-colts, due to a problem beyond our control, the movie we got cannot be shown." The audience groans. "Instead, we will give you this feature."
The audience cheered as a new movie began to play. The players look shocked as they see what begins to play.
Courtney, in horror, groans, "Oh no...it's..."
"It's..." Gwen said, shivering a bit.
Suddenly, a familiar man wearing a hockey mask and an apron with a hook on his left hand roars evilly on screen as he held a chainsaw in his right hand.
"Whoa! A killer slasher fic," Ben exclaims in surprise.
"You think Nyx is mature enough for this?" Twilight ask Ben in worry.
"Yahoo! Yeah, I love a good horror film!" Nyx cheers on eagerly, jumping up and down in her seat.
After he blinked a bit, Ben replied to Twilight, "Looks like she is."
Gwen yelps as she hid under her seat, Duncan sat down in a sweat while Courtney and Trent are freaking out.
"Damn you, Chris." Gwen mumbles a bit.
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Gwen: Leave it to Chris of all people to switch a comedy for a horror film! Ugh, I am soooo going to kill him.
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"'I am sooooo going to kill him'." Chris mocks what Gwen said in amusement, "Oooh, got to say, nice job, D."
"Hey, I love to make mischief as the same person." Discord remarks, eating some bon-bons. "So who shall we pester next?"
"Hmmm...let's check in on Justin and Beth." Chris said, switching the channels.
A monitor shows Justin yelping as he appears to be hitting the camera. In reality, Maxin Talos has gotten a hold of him and he is punching him while grunting...as seen in a camera on a ring that the bodyguard is wearing.
"Ouch, ouch; quit it, stop!" Justin whined a bit, groaning before he got hit once more. "And since when did you wear a ring with a camera in it?!"
"Ha ha ha ha," Chris laughs sinisterly, wiping a tear from his eye. "Actually, I don't think we should do anything here. I think Maxin covers this nicely."
"Yeah," Discord agreed, also laughing maniacally, "Serves that pretty boy right!"
"Okay, moving on." Chris said, switching the monitor to shows the dinner party. "Ah, Rarity's dinner party for Harold, Leshawna, Sam and Dakota are doing mighty well."
"Wanna louse it up?" Discord asks Chris with a smirk.
"Oooh, I am going to do so without magic." Chris said with a smirk as he holds up a remote control. "I got Chef to hide some booty traps in the Carousel Boutique. I was going to use them for Lindsay, Tyler, Dawn and B, but this is muuuuuuch better."
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Inside the Carousel Boutique, Rarity was serving, smiling to her guests. She says, "I enjoy having you all hear, my good friends."
"Yes, same here." Dakota remarks with a giggle, "My compliments to the chef."
"Thank you, darl..." Rarity suddenly heard a farting noise, much to her shock and disgust. "Sam!"
"Wasn't me this time!" Sam protests innocently, confused by the farting noise. "I swear I was holding it in!"
Suddenly a farting noise is heard. Leshawna frowns as she snaps, "Harold; really?"
"Chill out, girl! I didn't do it!" Harold protested, equally as confused as Sam.
"Well, let's not let this ruin the special drinks." Rarity said, using her magic to put the drinks down onto the ground. "I made them specially myself."
"Looks good," Leshawna said, glancing at the drinks. "You sure you made this?"
"Of course I'm sure!" Rarity exclaims with a happy glee. "I do mine much better than Swe..."
Suddenly, the drinks exploded, sending the drinks all over the couples and Rarity, much to their shock and confusion.
"MY MANE," Rarity screams, seeing her mane a huge mess.
"My glasses," Harold groans, taking his glasses off to clean them.
"Eeeew," The mares exclaim in disgust.
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Suddenly, a door is slammed opens as two mares with clipboards come in as they both shout in unison, "Would you like to take a survey?!"
"AAAAAAAHH," Rarity, Harold, Leshawna, Sam and Dakota screamed in fear and unison.
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"Oooh, survey ladies, nice touch," Chris said to Discord, amazed by how the Spirit of Chaos and Disorder was able to add that survey mares in.
"Thank you." Discord said with a pleased look. "I do my best."
"Say which date are you going to throw chaos onto next?" Chef Hatchet asks Discord. The chimera pauses then smirks as he hold up a masked racer like toy.
"I think it's time to throw some more 'fun' into the mix. Hee hee hee," Discord remarks with a devilish chuckle.
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Heather/DJ speeds through Rainbow Road, trying to pass Rainbow and Applejack who kept blocking. Heather zips onto a block and got a missile.
"Fire," Heather laughs as she fires the missile at Rainbow and Applejack. But the two blocks it with a shield. "Hey!'
"Hay is fer ponies!" Applejack jokes as she and Rainbow high-hoof each other and zips ahead.
"Grrrr; Those two aren't going to get away with this.
"Heather, calm down! Heather!" DJ screeches as Heather quickly hit the gas, going faster. She grabs a boost and zips ahead of the opponents. "WHOA!"
"Ha ha ha! Looks like I'm ahead of you two dumb ponies!" Heather sneers at Rainbow and Applejack in amusement.
Rainbow smirks and grabs a weapon power...and shot out lightning. Heather/DJ screams as they got shrunk and almost run over. Rainbow has shrunk them down to size! As the two speeds on, the shrinking progress wore off and the two return to normal.
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DJ: Wow. That is what it's like to be in a video game....
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"Oh, no they didn't." Heather growls angrily. Suddenly something also pushed them off the road. "Hey!"
A masked racer in a cart is speeding in cart, glaring at Heather and DJ while speeding through.
"Oh, I am not going to have another competitor!" Heather scowls as she hits the gas. DJ groans a bit.
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DJ: So suddenly there's this new guy challenging us in this game. Hoo boy; I think Chris may have send him. This date, friendship of course, is turning into that of Hell!
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Heather: Oh, I'm so going to win, especially if I have to beat out a masked guy and two ponies whose looks like they could be lesbian lovers!
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Back at the arena place, both Lightning/Anne Maria and Josh/Eva were continuing in playing against one another. They weren't doing bad so far.
"Ha! Lightning has outdone you!" Lightning laughs as he grabs a wall...but got hit by a punching glove that came out of nowhere, "What the shazam?!"
"Huh," Anne Maria exclaims, screaming as she slips on some ice on the ground before falling. "Ouch!"
Eva smirks devilishly as she grabs the football, taunting, "Loser! Both of ya," Suddenly a couple of birds came from out of nowhere, pecking at her, "Ouch, ouch! Hey, where did these birds come from?! Josh, help me!"
"I'm kinda busy!" Josh whines a bit as he is getting hit...by a floating paddle.
Lightning got back up but more boxing gloves knock him around like mad. He snaps, "What is this; A date or a punching competition?!"
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Anne Maria: (frowns) Okay, I am sooooo not having any fun. These interruptions to our game; Not so cooless!
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(In the confessional, Lightning frowns as he got bruises and a black eye all over him)
Lightning: Lightning does not approve of this game at all.
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Trent/Gwen, Duncan/Courtney and their pony friends leave the theater; the TD contestants were all shaken up. Ben remarks, shrugging, "Well, despite that, the movie wasn't that bad."
"Right, too violent for my taste." Twilight adds, noticing Nyx giggling a bit. "And too rate high for my little filly."
"Hey, what do you four think of the film?"
"Well, it's cool, I guess." Trent said awkwardly. He notices that the sky is getting dark. "Say, is it getting night time?"
"Oh, must be." Nyx said, glancing at the sky. "Or we could be dealing with an eclipse or something."
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Duncan: Okay, I'm getting really freaked out here. The last time Gwen, some campers and I saw that film, the same maniac attacks us. Of course, it was Chef at first...but the one who attacked Gwen later was the real deal!
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Gwen: Okay, we should be done. Not like the real killer is going to show up for real...right?
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As the couples and their friends head on, they hear a weird noise, "Ben, Ben, Ben. Twi, Twi, Twi. Ben, Ben, Ben. Twi, Twi, Twi." Twilight, Ben and Nyx looks confused though fail to see the scared look on the others' face.
"Oh, cute you guys." Twilight said with an annoyed sigh, "Doing that scene from the movie; Yeah, really scary."
"It isn't us." Courtney said in fright. Suddenly the same echoes are heard, making her gulp and grab Duncan. "It's back!"
"Oh relax. I'm here." Duncan said, hugging Courtney while smiling. It feels so good to have her near him again.
"Twi, Twi, Twi. Nyx, Nyx, Nyx. Trent, Trent." The voice kept on repeating like mad, spooking the six out...before stopping.
"Huh. It stops." Gwen said in concerned voice before calming down. "At least it isn't..."
Suddenly a pair of doors nearby is slammed open. The six yelps as a familiar figure in a mask, apron, hook on the left hand and is holding a chainsaw appears, growling furiously.
"WHAT THE HAY IS THAT?!" Nyx gasps in horror and terror.
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Pinkie: Warning, the scene you're about to see...could be very very scary. (Holds up Gummy) So make sure you got your favorite gator handy, 'kay?
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The figure growls as he lurks near the group. A nervous Trent asks, "Uh, just so we know...you aren't Chef in the killer outfit from Season 1, are you?"
"Nooooo...." The Killer said, growling a bit, making Trent yelp a bit.
"Yeah, that's what we needed to know." Trent remarks in concern. The Killer is back and is with a vengeance!
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"Ooooh, bringing back someone you didn't bring in from Season 1." Discord said in amusement, almost choking on his soda. "Nice touch."
"Yeah, it pays paying for his release for this." Chris remarks, with a pleased look on his face.
"Uh, Chris; you did give him a fake chainsaw and order him to just terrorize, not kill, did you?" Luna asks Chris in concern. The host pauses as if thinking about this question.
"Maybe."
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Back in the other world, Noah, Katie, Cody, Sadie, Izzy, Brick, Lindsay, Tyler and Pinkie were now in the circus as they joined B and Dawn.
"So, what's up?" Izzy said as she was now enjoying some popcorn with Pinkie.
"Well, there were plenty of good acts." Dawn smiled as a cycling tiger cycled right past them.
"It felt like going into a 3-D movie." B explained as Dawn cuddled next to him. B noticed, but smiled, "Relaxing and exciting."
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B: This is normally not what I'd have in mind for a date, but, as long as Dawn is with me, I'm happy. I'm... really happy.
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Dawn: I really love B! I just hope we can stick together all the way. (Sighs) I'm just glad I'm finally with B... maybe now would be a good time to confess my feelings...
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All of a sudden, the seats began to move as Izzy smiled, buckling in a seat belt, Pinkie doing the same. The others noticed the seats shaking as Noah asked, "What the heck is going on?"
"I'm not sure, but this is so exciting!" Izzy said as the eleven people were being carried up and down with their seats.
"Uh, Sadie, are the seats supposed to move, or is this another part of this crazy world that we're in?" Katie asked.
"I don't think this is a crazy common thing here..." Sadie yelped.
Lindsay looked down and gasped as they noticed the seats were on were a ride. Dawn, the only one remaining calm along with B, said, "Relax. It's probably Chris trying to ruin our day."
"You can sense that?" Tyler asked.
"I am a trained psychic." Dawn smiled.
As soon as the seats were up and high, they started to fall right down, Izzy screaming in delight along with Pinkie as if going on an amusement park ride. Lindsay hugged Tyler in fear, Cody and Sadie held each other as Noah and Katie held hands. B and Dawn hugged each other as Dawn relaxed on B's shoulders. Brick was still speechless.
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Brick: THAT wasn't the most insane thing we did all day...
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Meanwhile, with Sierra and Scott, Sierra smirked as she slipped a stick of dynamite under the tent. Scott, hiding from nearby, smirked as he sat down.
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Sierra: If this doesn't get me Cody-kins, NOTHING WILL!
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Sierra covered her ears, waiting for the explosion. Unfortunately, the dynamite stick happened to roll right next to Scott. Scott, looking over, yelped. "OH SHI-"
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As soon as the ride within the circus was over, the four couples plus Pinkie was coming out and laughing (except for Brick, who was still trying to grasps the concept) as they heard a nearby explosion.
"What was that?" Sadie asked.
"Must be a fireworks show!" Izzy smiled. "Come on!"
Izzy then grabbed Brick by the hoof as she ran off with him, Pinkie excitedly following. The other four couples smiled as they started to head Izzy's way.
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Back in the palace, once again, Discord glared as Celestia's magic was turned off. Celestia turned to Discord. "What?"
"You know what!" Discord frowned. "You're ruining my chaos!"
"Technically, I'm stopping Sierra from killing people!" Celestia frowned.
"Oh, please, you know the couple that wins have a say at who is going." Discord frowned.
"I know, but I don't want to see people getting hurt!" Celestia said.
"Speaking of hurt..." Discord said as he checked the monitors.
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Scott was heading all the way down to the lake... he sighed in relief as he knew at least the water would soften his fall...
What he didn't see was that Fang the Shark happened to be there as he poked out of the water and smirked. He already had his mouth wide open as Scott fell right into the shark's mouth.
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Discord paused as he turned to Celestia. "You're not even going to save HIM?"
"Why should I?" Celestia asked. "That shark looked hungry."
Chris smirked as he said, "A little bit of my influence rubbing off?"
Celestia glared. "Oh, shut up."
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Back with Bridgette and Ezekiel, as the two walked off the boats, Bridgette smiled as she turned to Ezekiel. "Thanks, Zeke. I had a really good time today..."
"Hey, no problem at all, Bridge." Ezekiel smiled as they both smiled at each other.
The two looked ready to kiss as they were about to lean over...
Both stopped shortly as both started to realize what they were doing.
"Oh my God; I'm sorry! I didn't think!" Ezekiel sighed.
"No, it's all right. It was my fault." Bridgette sighed. "I forgot about Geoff. If he watched this, he'd never forgive me."
"And probably me," Ezekiel sighed. "Bridgette, can I be honest with you?"
"Sure, Zeke," Bridgette said.
"I know you had a crush on Geoff for a long time... and you know, in some way, long time back, I used to have a crush on you. I thought out of all the girls here, you were the prettiest one out here." Ezekiel explained.
"Is that why you kept trying to sneak passes at me every time back in Total Drama Island in the Loser's Lounge?" Bridgette asked.
"Yes. But long since then, and ever since I became that freak, I've lost the crush, because I knew that in the end, you and Geoff would probably never break up. I came in terms to accept it. Bridgette, I do like you, but I know your heart's with Geoff. But, at the very least, I'd like us to be friends, eh?" Ezekiel explained. "Of course, I understand if you don't..."
Bridgette, giving a small smile, gave Ezekiel a small kiss on the cheek as she said, "Don't think of this as a romantic kiss. Think of it... as a friendship kiss."
Ezekiel gave a smile as he and Bridgette shook hooves.
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Later on, we see Bridgette and Ezekiel joining up with the others as they sat down, watching the fireworks that were getting crazy with each turn.
"So, what's up?" Ezekiel asked as he sat down.
"Well, everything is going good." Noah smiled as he patted Katie's mane. Katie giggled as she came close to Noah.
Cody and Sadie, quickly noticing, got up as Cody whispered to Lindsay, Tyler, B, Dawn, Izzy, Pinkie, Brick, Bridgette and Ezekiel, "Let's give these two some alone time, shall we?"
Everyone nodded (Brick just nodding with the craziness) as they left Noah and Katie alone.
Noah and Katie smiled as they both leaned towards each other...
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Back in the castle, Celestia quickly trapped Discord in a magic box, with Chris.
"HEY!" Chris and Discord frowned.
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...and shared what seemed to be their first kiss.
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Noah: (sighs lovingly) That... was a beautiful experience. My first kiss... with Katie, too... and no, Cody did not count!
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Katie: (jumps up and down in excitement) EEEEEE! Yes, yes; me and Noah finally hooked up! I think its official, we are officially dating!
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As Noah and Katie talked, Cody and Sadie smiled as Cody said, "That was certainly beautiful."
"Well, we did it." Sadie smiled as Lindsay, Tyler, B, Dawn, Izzy, Pinkie, Brick, Bridgette and Ezekiel clapped.
"This is so sweet!" Lindsay smiled as she kissed Tyler. Tyler just blushed.
Dawn smiled as she turned to B. "B, I had a really great time with you today."
"So did I." B smiled as he patted Dawn's mane. "Dawn, if you're not busy, and if Chris doesn't try to torture us, you think we can hang out again, sometime?"
Dawn smiled as she kissed B on the cheek. "I'd like that."
Izzy smiled as she turned to Brick, saying, "So, how was your observations?"
"What? Oh, those? Yeah, they were... fine, to say the least." Brick smiled.
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Brick: Okay, THIS is where the insane part came in.
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A few moments later, Sadie was coming out of the restroom as they were all preparing to go back (and they had to ASAP, there was going to be rain in the land of Equestria, and rain erases chalk drawings, and they needed to get out soon before this world got erased.). Sadie sighed as she started to leave.
"Going somewhere?"
Sadie stopped in her tracks as she turned... to see Sierra leaning against the wall, "Sierra? When did you get in?"
"Followed you...and Cody," Sierra glared as Sadie gulped. "Seems that you enjoy Cody's company, huh?"
"Me and Cody are friends, if..." Sadie started.
"Friends; FRIENDS," Sierra growled as she started to whisper. ""Listen up, you little fatty! Cody is MINE! Do you understand me? MINE!"
"Of course he's yours, Sierra." Sadie said, in confusion. "Why are you glaring at me like I'm in love with him?"
Sadie then suddenly figured it out as Sierra started to clench her teeth. "Wait a minute... you think I LOVE Cody?"
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Sadie: That's why she's been glaring at me all this time, because she thought I had a thing for CODY? (Sighs) I decided to explain everything...
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"What do you think?" Sierra growled as she grabbed Sadie by the fur. "You've been treating Cody with care, which I SHOULD BE DOING, and he's returning those feelings to you!"
"Because we're just friends," Sadie sighed. "Look, Cody and I may be friends, but that's just it, we're just friends. We were never going steady! Besides, Cody doesn't love me."
"Really," Sierra started to laugh crazily as she got closer to Sadie, "If he doesn't like you, WHO DOES HE LIKE?"
"Cody is in love with you, Sierra!" Sadie yelled.
Sierra stopped short as she dropped Sadie in surprise. "Wait... what?"
"Whenever Cody and I hung out together, he would always talk about you." Sadie said.
Sierra could only stare in shock. "Cody... loves... me?"
"He does." Sadie sighed. "He just didn't want to say anything because you've been creeping him out... stalking him, mothering him, even acting jealous around people..."
Sierra blinked. "I... I had no idea..."
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Sierra: I can't believe it. I never knew Cody didn't like what I was doing to him... (Sighs) I didn't realize I was hurting him so much. I was so obsessed with Cody, everything about him... that I never considered his true feelings... oh God, he probably hates me...
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"Sadie, I'm sorry." Sierra sighed. "I was acting jealous, because I thought Cody found another girl, and I guess I had nothing to worry about. Oh, I feel so bad now!"
Sadie smiled as she patted Sierra. "Sierra... you can still make this right."
"You think so?" Sierra asked in surprise.
Sadie smirked as she said, "Just call me your friend... and the Love Guru."
Sierra paused... then smiled as both she and Sadie shook hooves.
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Sierra: I feel so much better now, I feel so alive. Cody loves me, and knowing that now... I want to still be that fangirl I am, but I can change who I am... if Cody prefers...
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As everyone was getting out, Cody was waiting as he saw Sadie coming up... he was certainly surprised to see Sierra with her.
"Sierra," Cody said in shock as Sadie put the two of them together.
"I'll leave you two to it." Sadie said as she jumped out of the painting, back into Equestria.
Cody was now acting awkward as Sierra coughed. "Cody... can we talk?"
Cody was acting surprised. Sierra wasn't acting huggy around him as usual. "Sure..."
As Cody and Sierra sat down, Sierra sighed as she said, "Look, Cody, I know we've known each other ever since the days of World Tour... and I want to apologize."
"For what," Cody asked.
"I didn't know I was hurting you." Sierra explained. "I was such a huge fangirl of you, and I loved everything about you... but whenever I'm around you, something just wanted me to get you to be my boyfriend. I wanted to do everything for you, but I guess now you hate me for everything I've done. I'm sorry..."
Cody gave a small smile as he hugged Sierra. "Sierra, I forgive you. True, I found you a little creepy at first. But as time went on, I couldn't help but feel a faint attraction to you. Yeah, what you were doing was a little much, but come on! You're probably the first girl that actually remembered my birthday!"
Sierra smiled. "That's true!"
"And, let's face it, I like a girl that can be of very good help, even if it's not too good." Cody smiled. "Sierra, I know you're out with Scott, but... I'd like to know each other OUTSIDE of fangirl fantasies. You think we can hang out sometime?"
Sierra smiled as she patted Cody, "Sure, Cody."
"No Cody-kins?" Cody said in surprise. "I honestly thought the nickname was pretty cute..."
"I can still call you Cody-kins if you like?" Sierra asked.
"Sure, Si-Si," Cody smiled as both Sierra and him hugged.
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Cody: I think me and Sierra have finally made amends. True, she'll probably still be all fan-girly, but I kinda like that in her.
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Sierra: It felt good to finally be together with Cody! It's like a dream come true...
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As Cody and Sierra jumped out of the painting, Scott, being chewed on, crawled over and yelled, "WAIT FOR ME!"
Scott then danced as he jumped out...
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...where he noticed that Brick had fainted, due to seeing Cody and Sierra holding hooves. Izzy smiled as Pinkie said, "Aww, you two make a cute couple."
Scott could only faint.
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Brick: Seeing Cody and Sierra at peace, holding hands... THAT was the craziest I've seen.
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Back with Twilight's group, the Killer was growling viciously as it glared murderously at the frightened group.
"Great, you again," Gwen exclaims, worried about this. "This is getting insane and I can't hurt you like I did the last time!"
The Killer growls, preparing to assault...but then Twilight jumps back and bucks him in the face, making the intruder yelp in pain.
"Do...not...harm...me...or...my...friends," Twilight exclaims, kicking the Killer a few more times, then blast him away with magic.
"Ouuuuuuuuuch; that hurts, oh, why must you do that; Oh, owie," The Killer groans in his usual whiny voice as he backs away, groaning in pain.
Nyx pauses as she comments, "Man, what a wimp."
"First that Goth girl, now you," The Killer shouted, "Totally uncalled for! Man, I am so out of here!"
The Killer heads off, looking upset. Ben blinks a bit while asking, "Who was that?"
"Someone I would rather not see again." Gwen said with a sigh.
"You okay, Gwen?" Trent asked, making sure that Gwen is doing fine.
"Yeah, I'm fine, really." Gwen remarks with a slow nod. At least she and Trent are doing fine.
"Hey, you okay, Courtney?" Duncan asked, nuzzling Courtney a bit. She pauses and giggles.
"Yeah, I'm fine." Courtney remarks with a slow nod.
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Courtney: Oh my god! This could be it!
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The couples smile. Twilight and Ben kiss a bit. The other contestants were preparing to do the same thing...until a rumbling noise is heard.
"What the hay is that?!" Nyx squeaks a bit.
The group turns and gasps as they saw Bull-Beavers rampaging through the area; Fluttershy, Mike and Zoey rush away to escape them.
"Help, help; Twilight, help," Fluttershy calls out to Twilight scared.
"Oh no," Nyx exclaims in worry. "Auntie Fluttershy and my frienda are going to get crushed!"
"Well, time for us to rush in and do something." Ben said in determination.
"Right, let's kick some flank!" Duncan laughs as he rush in and push down a Bull-Beaver.
The others rush in to capture the Bull-Beavers or at least chase them off before they could do anything unnecessary. Twilight and Ben uses their magic to put some of the creatures to sleep, Nyx goes into Battle Mode and chases some of the Bull-Beavers off as well as capturing them.
During this time, Gwen was helping Courtney out, spotting Beth who is keeping some of the Bull-Beavers at bay. Courtney calls out, "Hey, Beth; Your date with Justin doing well?"
The girls heard groaning, seeing Justin hanging from a net from a lamp post nearby. Beth remarks, "You even need to ask?"
"Well, that's what he gets for using me and Trent breaking up to his advantage back in season 2." Gwen remarked with a frown.
"Mommy..." Justin whines a bit.
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Trent: Okay, as much as I hate to hit the guy while he's down...HA! SERVES YOU RIGHT!
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Twilight, Nyx and Ben combine their magic and quickly manages to put the remaining Bull-Beavers to sleep, causing them to hit the ground.
"Phew, that was a close one." Nyx said in relief that this madness is over.
"Thanks, Twilight, Ben, Nyx." Fluttershy said meekly. "I don't know how they went crazy. They just rampaged near my home and chase me and my animal friends for some reason!"
"I think I got a pretty good idea how it happened." Twilight said with a frown.
"Yeah," The girls mumble a bit, especially Gwen, Courtney and Zoey; Once again, Chris and his insane actions.
Mike groans a bit, saying, "Zoey, Fluttershy, sorry for what happened; especially to you, Zoey. Our date didn't gone so well."
"What, you kidding?" Zoey asked Mike with a giggle. "It has a few things, rampaging animals, fighting, as well as me working with some of my friends! I got to say, this date ends on a good note for me."
"You really think so?" Mike asked with a smile, surprised that she still enjoyed the date despite what happened with them.
"Yeah...and while the movie and the appearance of...that guy freaks me out, I had a good time, Trent," Gwen said, blushing to Trent.
"Yeah, glad you like it." Trent remarks to Gwen with a smile.
"So how about you, princess," Duncan asked Courtney hopefully. "You think what happened is awesome or what?"
"Well...despite the insanity, it was okay, I guess." Courtney remarks. She pauses then smirks. "Who am I kidding? Seeing this insanity is what I'm used to! And dealing with it again with you...it makes me feel so alive!"
"I feel the exact same way about you!" Duncan said with a grin.
"Kiss them!" Nyx, changing back to her filly form, squeals a bit, making her parents laugh a bit.
Trent/Gwen, Mike/Zoey and Duncan/Courtney laugh a bit then surprisingly kiss each other. Beth sighs a bit, remembering how much she kisses her own boyfriend.
"Hey, can I get down from here?" Justin calls out from his trapped position. "Hello?"
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"Are we allowed to have more than one kissing couple?" Chef Hatchet asked the princesses, puzzled.
"We shall see when all is done." Luna said to Chef Hatchet with a thought. "Let's see how the other couples are doing."
"Right, especially since Chris and Discord are...'detained'." Celestia giggles, seeing Chris and Discord trying to get out of their box prison.
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With Discord detained, the football madness went slow a bit. Lightning/Anne Maria manages to get a football and, after dodging a few mines and boxing gloves, hit the ground, getting a touchdown.
"Oh yeah; Lightning is hot!" Lightning laughs as he high-hoof Anne Maria.
"Gotta admit, we did good," Anne Maria, seeing Josh hitting the mines, blowing up a few times but surviving, "Unlike those losers over there."
"How about a kiss for the champion?"
"Ugh. Don't push your luck."
Anne Maria trots off though Lightning shrugs a bit. He remarks, "Lightning can't win them all."
"You idiot," Eva snarls as she grabs Josh, lifting him into the air. "You mess this up!"
"Hey come on! It isn't my fault!" Josh protests then he screams as Eva throws him into the stands. "Ouch! Come on!"
"Ugh. I will be in the locker room. Don't expect any kiss out of this."
Eva storms out as Josh came out of the stands, sighing a bit. At least he won't have to bother getting a kiss from that insane girl.
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Josh: Face it. It was a bad idea to even date that girl; and if we get eliminated because of that mistake...good riddance. At least I would get away from her!
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Eva: (pissed) whose dumb idea was it to pair me off with that dummy? Men! (Scoffs) Who needs them?
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Pinkie hums a bit while hopping by the Carousel Boutique. She hears a noise and peeks inside. There's Rarity and the couples, looking scared at the survey mares trying to get them to answer some questions.
"Do you like beans? Do you like George Neight? Would you like to see George Neight eating beans?" The survey mares exclaims at once to the five, making them freak out big time.
"Uh oh; Survey ponies. Time for Pinkie Pie to leap into action," Pinkie exclaims, narrowing her eyes in determination.
Pinkie quickly zooms in and, somehow, grabs the survey mares, stuffing them into her party cannon. As her friends watch, the party pony points her cannon towards a window...
BOOM!
The survey Mares screams in surprise as they are send flying out of the window and right into the sky, until they disappear from sight, thank goodness for that.
"Oh thank you, Pinkie." Dakota said, sighing in relief.
Pinkie grins to her friends, saying, "Just being a true true friend! That and I love shooting annoying survey mares into space; Hee hee hee hee; Fun!"
Rarity sobs a bit, falling to the floor. Leshawna in concern pats the unicorn on the back, saying, "Awww, Rarity. Come on."
"Oh dear, this dinner has been a disaster." Rarity sobs a bit then she got up worried. "And where's my drama couch?! Why was I on the floor?!" A familiar drama couch appears, making the Drama Queen fall onto it. "Thank you. Oh dear. I wanted so much for this dinner to be a success, romantic..."
"Not less insane?" Sam asks Rarity with a smirk.
"Yes! But instead, the farting, the explosion, the survey mares...oh! This must be the...WORST...POSSIBLE...THING! Oh, my friends. I am so sorry."
"Actually, it wasn't that bad." Harold remarks, causing the others to look at him as if saying 'are you nuts'? "Come on, you did your best and there's no shame in that. Plus, we are used to this kind of insanity."
"Well, almost...but...it was a bit romantic for a while." Leshawna said, grinning at Harold. "At least I was able to spend the night with you, Harold baby!"
Leshawna kisses Harold on the cheek, making him grin and spoke with a silent 'yes'. This could mean that the two are together.
"Plus: Pinkie's surprise visit was a laughter right guys?" Leshawna ask Sam and Dakota, pointing out Pinkie's appearance.
"Oh yes! That was a funny way to end a date." Dakota giggles a bit, making Pinkie grins all over her pink body, even creepily literally! "From romance to laughter, this date had it all."
"Yeah, Rarity! And the food isn't that bad either." Sam remarked, munching on some of the food that survived the carnage. "Again, compliments to the chef."
Rarity sniffs a bit, smiling in hope as she got off the couch, asking, "So...neither of you are upset?"
"Not really. All in all, this dating got a rating of 4 to 5." Leshawna remarks with a chuckle. Rarity pauses a bit, then smiles.
"Well, it's a start, darling."
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Harold: Folks, looks like Leshawna may be back in my arms again in no time! Boo-yeah!
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Leshawna: (laughing) Am I going back to Harold? Maybe, maybe not; Watch the show if you wanna for more research.
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DJ was still holding with his dear life as the racers head into the third lap. Heather narrows her eyes at her opponents: Rainbow and Applejack, and the mysterious masked racer.
'I ain't going to lose this round'." Heather thought to herself in determination. 'If you're watching, honey, this is for you.'
It was by that time, Heather passed by a double item box... as she and DJ got two blue shells.
"DJ, do you hear me?" Heather called.
"Loud and clear," DJ said nervously.
"When I give the signal, throw both the shells! Trust me; I know what I'm doing!" Heather called.
DJ just gulped as he clung onto the blue shells. They kept racing as they followed both cars.
"Steady... steady... now, now!" Heather said as Rainbow, Applejack and the mysterious racer jumped up a ramp.
DJ screamed as he threw both blue shells... and at that, the first one aimed right at Rainbow and Applejack as it hit them, as their car stalled and they started to fall right down.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH," Rainbow and Applejack screamed as they started to fall.
The mysterious racer, on the other hand, didn't see it coming as it hit his car...
"No no no!" The racer yelped, his Spanish accent giving himself away.
The moment Heather went up the ramp, her eyes widened when she recognized that voice... she then growled as she crossed the finish line.
The mysterious racer came in second as DJ was still clinging onto his seat. Heather, growling, marched straight up to the racer... and ripped off the mask.
"ALEJANDRO!" Heather growled. "How did Discord convince YOU to get a cameo in this?"
Alejandro (being in his human form) smiled nervously as he said, "Uh, he was hoping maybe you'd reveal who your boyfriend is... and hope you'd say it to my face?"
"Oh, well, in that case..." Heather then smiled... as she then turned around, frowned and then kicked Alejandro in the balls using her back legs. "KEEP DREAMING!"
Alejandro yelped... as a portal suddenly appeared next to him, and he scurried out of there, saying, "So long!"
Fortunately, no pony saw that, and neither did DJ. Applejack and Rainbow crossed the finish line a few moments later.
Applejack smiled a little to Heather as she said, "Okay, ‘de blue shell thing got us by surprise, but yew did good."
"I guess." Heather rolled her eyes as DJ fainted. "But now you'll have to buy us lunch. What a shame."
"Say, who was that racer that was here?" Rainbow asked.
Heather growled. "Somebody I knew... somebody we all knew..."
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DJ: Okay, two lessons here... one, never be in the same car as Heather, she is a competitive driver. Two, never go out on a date with Heather again, unless you want to piss off her boyfriend.
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A little later in the afternoon, the thirty two people gathered around as most of them were either A, recovering or B, smiling with their dates. Celestia and Luna came up as Luna coughed.
"Okay, so as you all may have no doubt, your dates probably went... good, I can take it." Luna asked.
Everyone nodded.
"Good, good." Celestia said. "Well, first of all, we have some things we'd like to talk about. For the people that failed the dates..."
As Celestia and Luna were talking, Katie, Sadie, Sierra, Bridgette, Dawn, Lindsay and Izzy were talking as Lindsay smiled. "A great time with the guys, wouldn't you say?"
"You have no idea." Katie sighed, smiling about the fact that she and Noah finally confessed.
"You know, Izzy, we should really thank you for everything you did." Bridgette smiled.
"What did I do?" Izzy said.
"The whole thing with the chalk drawing, us going inside it," Lindsay said.
"What are you talking about? That's just insane!" Izzy frowned, as if not remembering what had happened with them.
"What?" Sadie said in shock. "But... we all went through the portal! We were on dates, most of us! The boys know! You know, you and Pinkie did that insane thing with the dancing and jumping into the painting!"
Izzy blinked. "Now that's just crazy! Me, prancing around in a painting; this is reality! Where have you guys been?"
Lindsay, Bridgette, Katie, Sadie, Dawn and Sierra could only blink and try to communicate in confusion... before groaning. Izzy's just being Izzy.
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Dawn: I am so confused... we were there... weren't we?
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"Anyway, you guys are really cool! Think we should form a team? Like the Mane 6 do?" Lindsay smiled.
"Not a bad idea." Katie smiled.
"It would be good to stick together in something like this!" Sadie smiled.
"This is just one of those times, isn't it?" Dawn smiled, "Because I'll do it."
"I'm in!" Bridgette smiled.
"Sure, whatever floats your boat!" Izzy smiled as she hugged everyone, including Sierra.
"I want to be in this too, and I promise to be faithful!" Sierra smiled.
"That's great!" Lindsay said. "I'm almost like Twilight Sparkle, in a way..."
Lindsay, Katie, Sadie, Bridgette, Dawn, Sierra and Izzy then hugged. From nearby, Scott noticed with some concern.
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Scott: This could be a problem... (Smirks) Well, nothing a little game playing can't fix!
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The others turned as Luna said, "So that is why, I apologize to Heather and DJ, B and Dawn, Brick and Izzy, Lightning and Anne Maria, Scott and Sierra, Eva and Josh, Sam and Dakota, Justin and Beth, and Cody and Sadie that because they could not fill one of the requirements, they are ineligible to win."
"Better I didn't kiss him!" Eva frowned as Josh shrunk nervously, "Come on, he's twice my age!"
"Which goes down to Gwen and Trent, Duncan and Courtney, Mike and Zoey, Noah and Katie, Bridgette and Ezekiel, Harold and Leshawna, AND Lindsay and Tyler, because you did get the kiss requirement filled, you are eligible for the winning finals." Celestia said.
"Wait, so the kisses on the cheeks counted?" Ezekiel asked.
"Pretty much," Celestia nodded.
Gwen, Trent, Duncan, Courtney, Mike, Zoey, Noah, Katie, Bridgette, Ezekiel, Harold, Leshawna, Lindsay and Tyler smiled.
"Now, question is... did they fill every requirement... or at least five?" Celestia asked. "Well... I'll tell you now, at least three teams filled in two requirements. That would be...Mike and Zoey, and Harold and Leshawna. Sorry, but more teams did better."
Mike and Zoey groaned. Of course they didn't get it... they were too busy with the Bull-Beavers. Harold and Leshawna sighed, knowing the dinner date was disrupted.
"Three requirements...was filled by Ezekiel and Bridgette and Lindsay and Tyler; Close, but no cigar." Luna said.
Bridgette and Ezekiel nodded in understanding. Lindsay and Tyler followed suit.
"Now, Gwen, Trent, Duncan, Courtney, Noah, Katie, only ONE of you, filled in at LEAST five of the checklists; the rest have four." Celestia said. "After looking over the entire checklist... I think it is safe to say that... I would like to congratulate Noah and Katie for filling in all the requirements. Gwen, Trent, Courtney, Duncan, we apologize for your loss, but a second place thing is that both of you will be immune from Noah and Katie's vote. The rest, you are all fair game..."
Gwen, Trent, Courtney and Duncan sighed in relief, knowing that they were safe. On the other hand, the other teams were a little concerned.
"Now, Noah and Katie, by tonight, you are going to tell us which couple out of the others will be going home through the Suck-O-Gone." Celestia said. "Take your time and decide, nothing needs to be done right away. However, as you all may or may NOT know, there ARE people with McClean Invincibility Statues..."
The only people that didn't get the McClean statue message (that would be most of the Pegasus team AND the Alicorn team) gasped in shock as Cody said, "Wait, there were McClean Brand Heads in the game? I didn't know those were in play!"
"...and all of them have been found." Celestia said.
"That reminds me!" Noah said as he dug out the Unicorn's statue in his pocket. "Katie, I found this when I was trying to search for you! Hope you can put it to good use!"
Katie gave a smile as she took the statue. "Thanks, Noah! You're sweet!"
"ALL OF THEM have been found?" Eva said, frowning. So ONE of the chumps on the Groundin' Earth Ponies found the statue, and wasn't telling. She eyed all of them suspiciously.
"Well, all of you ponies come by the castle by tonight, and Noah and Katie will reveal their decision then." Celestia said. "Until then, enjoy the rest of the day."
As Celestia and Luna disappeared, everyone yelped as they started to walk off...
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Scott: Okay, so as far as I know, Gwen and Trent and Courtney and Duncan are safe, due to the immunity for getting second best, and me and Sierra are safe because I have the statue...
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Heather: ...me and DJ are safe because I have the statue...
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B: ...Dawn and I are safe because I have the statue...
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Scott: And even if they didn't win, Noah and Katie would be safe because Katie has the statue. As far as I know, I don't know who has the other ones... guess it'll be revealed by tonight...
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At the Ponyville Library, the Flying Pegasi is getting ready for their departure.
"So you are all going to Canterlot?" Twilight asked her new friends (and guests) with an arch of an eyebrow.
"Yep...and Noah and Katie are given the task of reassigning." Dakota said with a nod. "Just something our 'pal' Chris gave them the job to do."
"Just why do you bother putting up with him anyway?" Ben asked the TD ponies with a frown. "Chris sounds like a jerk!"
"You have NO idea!" The TD ponies all said in unison.
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"So Sam, Dakota; Rarity told me what happened at your dates." Twilight said in concern to the pairing, "Mind filling in the blanks?"
"Nothing much; just some pranks that gotten out of control." Sam said to Twilight with a shrug.
"Right, I'm sure it's nothing to worry aobut." Dakota remarks in agreement.
As Leshawna was packing up her bags, Nyx squeals as she ask, "So how is it with you and Harold? Are you two a couple; Details, details!"
Leshawna smirked as she said, "Sorry. A mare doesn't kiss and tell."
"That's not what Lindsay said!" Phobos remarked to Leshawna in a sing-songy voice.
"Hey, that conversion is private!" Leshawna snaps to Phobos in irritation.
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Leshawna: Boy, that Dragon has one big mouth... (Smiles) But if what he said is true...well, again, that's a secret... (winks) for now.
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"I hope Lindsay and I aren't the next to go." Tyler remarks to Anne Maria and Heather in secret upstairs. "I hate for her game to end so roughly."
"Oh, don't be a cry baby, Tyler." Heather snaps at Tyler. "I doubt Noah and Katie would vote you two off so soon."
"Really," Tyler asksHeather puzzled.
"Sure, how else would I need someone who can make me look smarter?" Heather asks Tyler with a sly smirk.
"Uh, wait, are you talking about me or Lindsay?" Tyler asks Heather confused.
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Tyler: Okay, I'm freaked out here. Heather needs one of us to make her look smarter. But Lindsay isn't that smart. (Concerned) Then again, so am I. Man! I'm freaked out!
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At Rarity's Carousel Boutique, Rarity's guests helped her clean up the mess from me. The unicorn smiled, batting her eyelashes while saying, "Thank you for helping me cleaning this mess up, darlings."
"Anything for you, Rarity," Bridgette said with a smile.
"So what happened?" Sadie asks Rarity puzzled.
"Oh, just some stuff blowing up, some foul smells...and survey mares!" Rarity exclaims, shuddering a bit. "I got no idea how this happened!"
"Betcha we do." Courtney remarked with a frown. She knew Chris and Discord were trying to make chaos with the gang big time.
Katie sat in her room, doing some thinking. Trent, Gwen, Duncan and Courtney are safe, and so are she and Noah apparently. But she got to get rid of a couple.
"Katie?" Gwen asked as she and Trent came in. "Did you make your decision?"
"Yeah, it's a tough one." Katie said to her friends with a sigh. "I mean, what did you do Gwen when you're eliminating someone?"
"Seriously; Owen and I just beat out Heather in the Final Three." Gwen explained to Katie with a scoff. "The whole 'decide who comes and goes' didn't happen until 'Revenge of the Island'."
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"Yes...if you got some couples to choose from, who would you choose?" Katie asked her friends in concern.
"Just speak with Noah about it. I'm sure you two will come up with something." Trent said to Katie with a grin. "After all, if it's a couple you think needs to go, then do so."
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Katie: Gwen and Trent are soooooo right. I need to speak with Noah on the way over there. Hopefully I could figure out whose to come or go.
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Back at the cottage, the Immortal Alicorns are preparing to leave themselves, though some questions remain.
"So, Cody; Does this mean you aren't going to say what you wanted to say to Sierra?" DJ asked Cody, hearing how he and Sierra appear to have...gotten closer.
"Well, I was if she kept on going on a psycho rampage with her freaky ways. But after she calmed down and understood, I don't need to." Cody said with a shrug. "Plus, I already practiced with Angel what I needed to say, but there's no reason to do so now."
"Right, unless the chick flips again." Harold remarks with a light chuckle. "Reminds me of when Eva lost it. Whoa! That muscle-bound one is a psycho!"
"You said it! And she was eager to see Leshawna get killed by piranhas in that challenge from Total Drama Island!" Sierra added.
"At least you cooled down a bit. You may be improving a bit." Dawn said to Sierra, making her smile a bit.
"Thanks, and I think you and B make a nice couple." Sierra said to Dawn with a smile. "I support you two ever since the fourth season."
"Aww, thanks, girl," B said with a smirk of approval for what she said about him and Dawn.
"Well, whatever Noah and Katie have to choose, I hope it's the right one." B said a bit after finishing packing his things.
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B: Most of us screwed up our dates, so Dawn and I are valuable. I was hoping to get further in this game.
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Josh: I hope I'd go and get away from that insane girl Eva! If I don't...I hope Fluttershy got a room where I can hide for a bit.
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Sierra: Folks, you are looking at a new Sierra. No more going crazy. I am going to take things slow...as in, not stalking or losing. (Pauses) That's going too easy, right?
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"For the last time, Justin, stay clear of Diamond Tiara!" Granny Smith scolded as she bandaged Justin a bit. "You're going to end up dead if you keep this up."
"It wasn't my fault!" Justin exclaims angrily, cringing a bit. "That buffoon has it in for me."
"Well, yew should be fine but best 'ta be careful, sugar cube." Applejack said as Justin moves barely, "One more like 'dat an' yew may as well have 'ta stay in yer room."
"Or worst," Justin mumbled a bit as he heads over to the players.
"Justin, you look like Tartarus, eh." Ezekiel chuckled to Justin, making him glare.
"Oh, shut it." Justin mumbled a bit to Ezekiel barely.
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"If Lightning has his say, Lightning thinks the one formerly known as Mal and Zoey be gone; Shazam!" Lightning exclaimed with a smirk on his face.
"In your dreams, peabrain," Ezekiel snapped in annoyance.
"Well, to be honest, Noah and Katie barely knew those two." Brick said in concern. "Plus, it's best that they go before something else goes wrong."
"I don't know. Nyx wouldn't like it that her new friend would be leaving." Lindsay said in worry. Mike and Nyx have becoming close as if they're siblings. The little filly would be sad if Mike was eliminated.
"Eh, Nyx will get over it." Scott remarks insensitively.
"Scott!" Lindsay snapped in annoyance, "That's not nice!"
"Who cares, airhead?" Scott asked cruelly, "In fact, Jo was right on one thing: Nyx should be put out of her misery."
Duncan frowned at this. He did not like what Scott said one little bit. Just then, Duncan then smirked as he saw something and motioned it to come over. Duncan then called out, "Shark!"
"Oh yeah, like I'm dumb enough to..." Scott started as he turned before he saw a familiar smirking shark grinning at him, waving a bit.
"Oh, look! It's our old buddy Fang." Duncan said eagerly with a sinister smirk. "He wants to play with you!"
"Oh, crap!" Scott exclaimed fearfully in a squeaky tone.
"You never should've talked bad about Nyxie, Scotty." Brick said with a smirk.
"Fang..." Duncan started. Fang got in an action stance, about to pounce on the heartless villain, as the punk pointed towards Scott as he finished, "...sic 'im!"
Then, Fang chased after Scott, who screamed like a girl as he galloped around frantically. This caught the attention of Applejack, who looked confused.
"Why is a shark walking on land?" Applejack asked the new ponies in bewilderment.
"Oh, Scott was being mean about Nyx, so we send our pal Fang to... 'have fun' with him." Eva explained to the cowpony with a smirk.
Applejack chuckled before she said, "Well, Ah'm glad y'all did that. Nopony talks bad about lil' Nyxie and gets away wit' it!"
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As usual, it's one big train ride to Canterlot. Noah and Katie did a lot of talking, making their big decision on whom to eliminated. It wasn't easy but the decision was made.
Flash and the guards meet the players upon their arrival and take them all to the castle. The usual hosts are waiting. The only exception is no cupcakes this time.
"Okay. This time, Noah and Katie, as you remember, will decide who will be send packing without their luggage." Chris said with a bright smile on his face, making most of the others concerned. "Gwen, Trent, Courtney and Duncan are safe; the rest of you? Bah!"
"So, Noah, Katie, what is your decision," Luna asks the couple curiously.
"Well...it isn't easy. There are some players who don't deserve to be here..." Katie comments, glancing at Scott, Eva, Lightning and Sierra, "And there are some who are trying but are falling."
"All couples did their best, some, not so good," Noah remarks, glancing at the ones who messed up like Mike, Zoey, Heather, DJ, B, Dawn, Brick, Izzy, Lightning, Anne Maria, Scott, Sierra, Eva, Josh, Sam, Dakota, Justin, Beth, Cody and Sadie. "But of course, I probably wouldn't care for any of you newbies or some that I cannot stand."
"Still, we must pick only one couple to go, getting rid of two people. Some are friends to us, the others, not."
"So who do you pick?" Celestia ask Noah and Katie gently.
"It isn't easy. But the two contestants we picked to be gone are..." Noah said. Some of the players look worried; some isn't (probably wanting to go). There was a long pause until Noah finishes, "...Mike and Zoey."
Most of the players gasp in shock. Mike and Zoey looks down, a bit disappointed that they lost but at least the two are leaving this game, maybe for good this time.
"Really sorry, but it was a tough choice..." Katie sighed.
"Hope this doesn't affect our friendship, if we did get any..." Noah said.
Mike smiled as he said, "No, man, we're all cool. Just glad me and Zoey are out of this game... I already did win once... or maybe Zoey did..."
"It was interchangeable, really." Zoey sighed.
"Yeah, nobody really knows what happened back there... anyway, thanks for keeping us as long as we could." Mike said. "Just give Nyx a message and tell her that she's a really good filly, and that she shouldn't give up on her dreams."
Noah nodded as Katie said, "We will, don't worry."
"Okay, time for you two love ponies to leave." Discord said. The Royal Sisters use their magic to change Mike and Zoey back to their human selves. The Spirit of Chaos and Disharmony opens up the portal, calling out, "Ta-da!"
Mike and Zoey yelps as they got sucked right into the Suck-O-Gone, leaving the game for good. Once it's done, the remaining players look at each other. Only 30 players remain in this. Who else will be leaving is the future to decide.
"And so, 30 players remain! And this game may reach a big halftime point!" Chris exclaims to the camera with his usual eager smile. "Which two of these suck...err, I mean players will be eliminated? What else are we going to do? Find out next time in another jammed-packed episode of..." As Chris say the final lines, the camera goes away from him before ending outside of Canterlot. "Total...Drama...Equestria!!!"
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Celestia is tired. She wants to get some sleep before continuing the game tomorrow. Perhaps the mare could read some books before heading to bed. Of course, only one thing is the problem of the mysterious attacker that was causing trouble.
"Princess Celestia." A familiar voice spoke up, startling Celestia. The Alicorn of the Sun turns and saw a familiar old Mystic Pony, drinking tea from a tea cup. The tea pot is on a plate nearby on a table.
"Oh, Mystic Tao." Celestia said with a sigh of concern. "What...what brings you here?"
"I wish to have a word with you about a certain topic..."
"Topic? What do you mean? You mean the mysterious attacker?"
"That and...this game." Tao said to Celestia seriously, making her widen her eyes in shock. "We know about it and...I got something to speak to you about your friend Chris MCClean about..."
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We see clips of the next episode...
The usual announcer spoke, "You saw participate in the game so far, you saw them get eliminated and get humiliated...now see them again in the return of the Aftermath episodes starring Geoff and..."
A human version of Vinyl Scratch smiles in her chair, exclaiming, "Oh yeah!"
"And the Equestria Girls cast? See never before seen clips, interviews, bloopers and such."
Geoff laughs, "Right! That's gotta leave a mark!"
"See the first Aftermath episode on Total Drama Equestria, coming soon! Don't miss it!