"HI! FRED RODGERS HERE! WITH MY NEW PRODUCT TOLLY CLEAN!
"What was that noise?" asked Green as he awoke from his slumber, "Her? Applejack, what was that noise?"
He looked over to see where Applejack was, only to see a blue glob in her place.
"What?" asked the Blue Glob.
"WHERE IS APPLEJACK AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HER!" screamed Blue as he put his fists in a position to punch it.
"Gary?" asked the blue blob, "Is that you?" asked the blob.
"WHERE'S APPLEJACK!" he screamed again.
"I am Applejack." said the blob.
"No," said Gary Oak, "You are a shiny ditto."
"No I'm no..." the blob then looked at itself.
"WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!" it screamed.
"I have no idea." said Blue, "But use transform."
"How do I do that?" it asked.
"Think." replied Bleeny.
The blue blob then transformed into a sparkling gold Applejack.
"Why am I gold?" asked Applejack.
"Because you were a shiny ditto, so now you are a shiny Applejack." replied Green.
"Ok." she said, "Now what?"
"I head a noise outside the tent,' replied Gary Oak, "Let's go investigate."
They then went outside to see what was going on.
"Hello?" asked Green, "Is anyone here?"
"HI!" screamed a guy with a black beard, black mustache, and black hair, "FRED RODGERS HERE! AND TODAY I WANT TO YOU MY NEW PRODUCT TROLLEY CLEAN!"
"Billy Mays?" asked Blue.
"Isn't he dead?" asked Applejack the Victini.
"Yes." he replied.
"FROM THE CREATORS OF ONIX CLEAN COMES MY NEW PRODUCT! TROLLEY CLEAN! CLEAN YOUR TROLLEY IN ONLY 15 MINUTES!" screamed Billy Rodgers.
"Is that you Mr. Rodgers?" asked Green.
"FOR ONLY 299.99 YOU TOO COULD HAVE THIS AMAZING PRODUCT!" he screamed in reply.
"Nope," replied Gary, "Still sounds like Billy Mays to me."
"AND THATS NOT ALL!" he screamed, "EVERYTHING IN THIS STORY WAS WRITTEN WHILE THE AUTHOR WAS IN SCHOOL! IF YOU CAN CALL BEFORE HE GETS HOME TROLLEY CLEAN WILL BE YOURS FOR ONLY 298.59!"
"What?" asked Blue from the author's house.
"I'M SORRY! YOU HAD 4 HOURS TO CALL BEFORE THIS CHAPTER WAS DONE AND UPLOADED! GET YOU TROLLEY CLEAN NOW!"
"I took a picture of him." said Applejack.
"Can I see it?" asked Gary Oak.
"Yes." said Applejack as she showed the picture to Green.
"I still say it's billy Mays." said Green.
"Now what?" asked Applejack.
"I have to use the bathroom." said Blue.
"Why are you on your tiptoes?" asked Applejack.
"No idea." he responded.
He then went to go to the bathroom.
"WHY DON'T YOU USE THIS TROLLY AS YOUR BATHROOM!" screamed Mr. Rodgers.
"Why?" asked Gary.
"I WILL DEMONSTRATE HOW THIS PRODUCT WORKS!"
"Ok." said Blue as he took a crap on the trolley.
"Why do you have a cutie mark?" asked Applejack?
"What?" he asked as he looked at his butt.
"AAGHGHGFHDGWUDSWYDGSWDGUYABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ!" he screamed.
"DON'T WORRY!" screamed Fred Rodgers, "WITH MY NEW PRODUCT TTROLLEY CLEAN YOU CAN BURN OFF ANY TATTOO! IT IS 99.99% ACID!"
"WHERE DID THIS COME FROM!" screamed Blue.
"I have no idea," said Applejack, "And why is your hair getting longer and changing color?"
"WHY ME!" screamed Green.
"YOU CAN BURN OFF YOUR HAIR WITH MY NEW PRODUCT! TROLLEY CLEAN!"
"SHUT UP ABOUT THAT!"
"Hey." said Applejack, "Look what I can do."
Applejack then turned into a Green colour Trainer Red.
"What?" asked Gary.
"I can change forms." she said as she was now herself again, but gold and a unicorn.
"Of course you can," replied Blue, "You are a Ditto. They can do that."
"YAY!" screamed Applejack.
"I still have to pee," replied Green, "I'll be behind that tree if you need me."
"TROLLEY CLEAN WILL RESTORE YOUR TROLLEY TO IT'S FORMER GLORY!"
"That's nice to know Mr. Rodgers." replied Applejack.
"AAAGGHGHGGHGHHHGGGGGGGGGABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ!" came a scream from behind the tree.
"Come on Mr Rodgers," said Applejack, "We should go see what that was about."
"AND FOR JUST $299.99 YOU COULD HAVE THIS PACK OF TROLLEY CLEAN!"
"SHUT UP!" screamed Applejack as she took Mr. Rodgers up with her magic, "Wow, being a unicorn comes in handy."
"IF YOU PUT ME DOWN TROLLEY CLEAN COULD BE YOURS FOR ONLY 289.98!"
"SHUT UP!" she screamed.
"What is it green?" asked Applejack.
"No." he said.
"No what?"
"NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!!!!!" he started to scream. Applejack then hit him across his face.
"SNAP OUT OF IT!" she screamed.
"I'm sorry." he said, sounding more femanin.
"Now what's wrong?" Applejack asked.
"I'm a girl." He said.
"What was that?" asked Applejack.
I'm a girl." He said again.
"One more time?" asked Applejack.
"I'M A GIRL!" he screamed.
"What?" she asked sounding confused.
"FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY ANY MAN THAT TURNED INTO A FEMALE CAN GET TROLLEY CLEAN FOR ONLY 199.99!"
"SHUT UP!" screamed Green.
"I'm sorry Green." said Applejack.
"Might as well call me Leaf now." Leaf replied.
"Ok Leaf." said Applejack.
"Great." replied Leaf, "Even the author is calling me Leaf now."
"Yes I am." I replied. "I am the one who wrote you as a girl."
"I HATE YOU!" she yelled.
"I know." I replied.
"So now what?" asked Applejack.
"I'm going to take a nap." replied Leaf.
"Ok." said Applejack.
Leaf then went off to sleep.
2 HOURS LATER
"I'm up." said Leaf.
"Um, Leaf?" said Applejack.
"Yes?" she replied.
"You're a pony now."
"What?" asked Leaf as she Looked down at her hooves.
"I told you." replied Applejack.
"AAAGAHGHGHGHGGHGHGABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ!"
TO BE CONTINUED!