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// The More You Know. 
// Story: Why Am I A Technicolored Pony Tinkerbell? 
// by Too Manestream 
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Last time, our currently unnamed hero found herself in the body of a breezie, known as Seabreeze, from My Little Pony. Being the lazy ass piece of shit she is, she decided to go back to sleep and deal with it later. Later, being now. Will we ever find out her name? How will she react when she realizes she is a father? Will she manage to find a way home? Probably not, well at least not in this chapter!

Wow, for a disembodied voice, this narrator guy is rude. Why couldn't I had gotten one like in the story "Maud Pie Falls In Love With The Narrator"? This could've been a romantic story of love and loss, and- okay you got me, I only read a few paragraphs before I got bored of it.

There isn't anything worse then the sound of a baby crying. I stand corrected, there is something much worse- waking up to the sound of it. "Damn it." I grumbled, stretching my wings before getting out of bed. Oh, yeah wings, I'm still a fairy pony thing. I was hoping I would wake up and everything would just be fine and dandy again. (Space-dandy again that is.) But NOPE. LIFE STILL HATES ME!

I decide to leave the room I was in, and actually see what the rest of this house was like. Surprisingly, it was quite nice. Now where was I? Oh yeah, that annoying as crying. I looked around and saw whats-her-face-bitch holding a crying foul breezie. "Daw' hello cutie." I said to the baby, almost forgetting about all of the stuff that's happened today. The infant stopped crying and looked at me with it's big, cute eyes. My heart exploded twice. Wait, can you do that? Can you explode twice? Yes, and my heart just happened to, if that answers your questions. The more you know.

"Ah, I'm glad you're feeling better now. Now I need you to watch the baby while I run some errands." Sun Sky said. Wait, the baby? She is my wife so.. WHAT? Now I'm stuck taking care of this kid? How am I ever going to get back home?

"Ugh, okay." I sighed, taking the baby out of her forelegs. I looked at the creature, that was now sound asleep. It must like me or something, but I'd be crying too if that bitch was holding me. God dammit, you're lucky you're so fucking cute.

"Thank you dear," She said sarcastically rolling her eyes. She fluttered to the door. "I love you."

"I love you, too." I replied, even though I could care less.

She lifted an eyebrow. "I was talking to the baby." She smirked, before closing the door. THAT BITCH, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT THE HELL SHE THINKS, BUT WHAT A BITCHY THING TO SAY. Well, to be fair I am an absolutely terrible husband, or gave been since I got here. I guess I deserved that.

After she left, I looked back down at the baby. "Hello, my name is Hailey. I'm not actually a pony, I'm just trapped in the body of one. I'm actually a human, from another world." I attempted to make banter with the child. I knew it couldn't understand a word I was saying, and thank god it didn't, or it would think I was some insane mental patient. Oh that reminds me, I have to find the mane 6, like they do in the fanfictions, so they could help me. But, how could I get there if I have to take care of this thing? Maybe she wouldn't mind if I dook it with me. Hmm, looks like it's daddy-daughter(-and-or-son) bonding time!