//------------------------------// // The cat's in the kettle in the peaking moon // Story: Ponyball Z // by Alchemystudent //------------------------------// Chapter 5: Cat in the kettle at the peaking Moon. (Roar) The Nova floated loudly through space, I say loudly because they had KISS: Psycho Circus playing loud. They then landed on planet Thundera, and continued to walk (Well, Bra was carried) after passing by the visitor's office (After all they are aliens J ) and reached the magnificent Cat's lair. Then two tigers a white one and an orange one, " Halt who goes there?" Said Bengali white tiger. " 'Tis I king Vegita king of all Saiyans." Said Vegita in his best pose. " Yo it's me Rainbow Dash, I think you guys should know me, after all one of your friends came to visit us." Said Rainbow Dash. " Wait bro he's right," Said Tigra (Yes this is a guy)," Panthro did tell us about him 4 years ago." He then called in Snarf and his nephew Snarfer. " (snarf) what is it Tigra?" Asked Snarf. " Go and tell lord Lion-O that the king of Saiyans and a couple of friends of Panthro's are here to see him." Said Tigra. " SAIYANS! Weren't they the ones who blew up Thundera, uncle Osbert?" said Snarfer. " Yes but it was by accident (You see, Goku's daddy Bardock, sent a small energy beam which hit the core of Thundera)" Said Snarf then they entered the throne room where Lion-O was. " Lion-O we've got some news. (Whispers who they are)" Said Snarf. " Friends of Panthro's! Well, let them in then!" Said Lion-O. Then in came a small sand rat Pokemon that like to dig, " Sand sand shrew s s snad shrew." Then in came its big brother, a pony like Pokemon with long blades, " Slash Sand Sand Slash Sl Sandslash!" It said : Presenting his royal majesties, King Rainbow Dash Maurice pony of Equestria and its surrounding moons, and soon to be princess Scootaloo and court advisor Applejack also guardian of the floating island and of its Elements of Harmony." It then brought them in. Then in came a cute little squirrle like Pokemon with a ring on its belly, " Sent sen ss Sentret!" Then in came anpother squirlle like Pokemon with a long tail, " Furret, fur f f, furrrrrr, ret ret." It said: Presenting her royal magisties the queen of Equestria, ruler of all Equestria and it surrounding moons with princess Sweetie Belle." It then brought them in. Then in came the announcers for the Z gang (See chapter2 page 8) Then Lion-O said, " Ah welcome friends, but before we get down to serious matters please allow me to give you some of Thundera's hospitality." He then points to a huge banquet table that if placed on Earth would cover all of Florida and half of Georgia. And the food on the table was simply marvelous, with ham, pork chops, heads of lettuce, chili dogs, Wild boar, bacon, eggs, cheese, French fries, apples so succulent that on even Pikachu could imagine them, grails of Dr. Pepper so big that they could fill 2 Pacific oceans, carrots, pizzas with many toppings, tomatoes, baked potatoes, rolls, eggrolls, pineapples, carrots, 16 pound cake, 30 layered cakes, cherry and peach pies, ice cream, Heresies bars the length of a Hitmonlee's leg, whoppers, quarter ponders, big Macs, chocolate shakes, mouth watering T-bones, potato chips, dip, berries, cup cakes, Sundays, Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, Samdi, escargot, French toast, caviar, and some toast (Suck in that drool right now). They then all told of their magnificent tales, Goku told of some of his greatest battles with his sons joining in, Vegita told of his ventures among the planets, Rainbow Dash told of his adventures up to now, and Lion-O told of his adventures from Thundera exploding to 3rd Earth and to new Thundera and how he had to win the throne from a fierce opponent (I don't know what happened to Mumm-ra after getting his wrappings whupped on new Thundera.) Then Lion-O said, " Now that I know of your quest, I'm sorry to say but I don't have the Element your searching for, but I think I now who might come with me (Leads the group into Panthro's Comm room) Panthro anything unusual lately." " You mean beside the fact that Mumm-ra's palace is giving off high energy readings." Said Panthro. " That's it, come on Scootaloo!" Said Rainbow Dash juiced off towards the prymaid. " Hey Rainbow Dash wait for me, wait for me!" Said Scootaloo " Wait guys you don't know where the prymaid is!" Said Lion-O racing towards S & T. " You guys (Munch munch chomp!) go on ahead, (Crunch crunch glug glug) I've still got several more pounds of ( chew chew, SLURPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP) this appetizer to go ( BURRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!) excuse me." Said Goku. " I'll take a look around here to see if its got any decent training rooms." Said Vegita. " Lady Cheetara, may I see the young children to the nursery?" Asked Pumaira (GO ahead and laugh) " Yes you may." Said Cheetara. " Pumiria can we take Trunks and Goten around the lair." Said Widekit (½ of a set of twin kittens, on girl and one male, and they looked like Manx) " Well, alright just make sure you don't do anything dangerous." Said Pumaira. " What? I mean its not like the last time we showed some kids around the lair we blew up about ½ and we spent the next two week rebuilding." Said Wildekat the male. " Uh, I think I'd better go with them." Said Gohan flying after his little bro. " Well, that just leaves us, what are going to do?" Asked Chee-Chee. " Well, Cheetara does this planet have any good malls around here?" Asked Bulma. " Well, there's one huge one just a few blocks away from here." Said the queen of Thundera. Hen something happened to 18, she heard a sound of a trumpet and then her eyes went wild and then said, " CHARGE IT!" but before she flew away Fluttershy caught her. " Now wait a minute 18, we need someone to carry the bags for us!" Said Sal. They then looked around, saw, and went for Krillin. Krillin then saw the girls walking towards him and said, " Now wait a minute girls, you've got this ' lets get Krillin to carry all 100 of our bag for us' uh no. Goku, Vegita, Gohan HELP! Anyone oh no too late…AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhh!" Krillin screamed as he was dragged away by the girls. Meanwhile at Mumm-ra's base Rainbow Dash told Lion-O and Scootaloo the plan, " Okay guys here it goes, Lion-O you get Mumm-ra to star flapping his gums like he always does and me and Scootaloo will get the Element from inside the snake's mouth." Said Rainbow Dash. As Lion- got to work on his side of the plan Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo went into the Element and pried it out with the master sword. Mumm-ra, a mummy soon saw what happened and said, " I'll teach you to get my prized possession, Spirits of evil…" Before he could go on Rainbow Dash interrupted. " Whoa hold this isn't going to take long is it, because we're on page 24 and Greg was hoping that this was going to be a 48 page story." Said Rainbow Dash. " But I like doing this." Said Mumm-ra in a whiny voice. " OH all right." Said Rainbow Dash as he, Scootaloo, and Lion-O got out a card table and played blackjack. " Spirits of evil, transform this decayed from to MUMM-RA the ever living!" He then went from his ragged from into a fierce warrior with a flowing cape and fangs. Rainbow Dash and Lion-O got into their battle stance when Rainbow Dash realized something, " Hey Lion-O have noticed that Mumm-ra always goes back to his tomb everytime you beat him?" Said Rainbow Dash. " Yeah, so?" Asked Lion-O. " Well, I bet that if it's destroyed that Mumm-ra will be destroyed easily." Said Rainbow Dash as he threw his sword right into the tomb, thus turning Mumm-ra into his ragged state thus allowing Lion to grabbed the nearest loose rag and spin him so fast that Mumm-ra became nothing more than a pair of blinking eyes. The after saying everyone's good-byes the Nova flew off towards the next chapter, title card, and song. But before that there's one more thing I'd like to say (Brings out a sword like Lion-O's) " Thunder, Thunder, Thunder, THUNDERCATS HO!" (ROAR!)