Ganondorf awoke bright and early, for he knew what the day held for him and he couldn't have been more excited if his enemies died. After attending to his morning routine he teleported out onto the roof of the Dark Lord Café to meet with him.
"Dapper Discord Day, Ganon," the Draconequus himself bid the Dark Lord, "so, what amazing adventures do you have planned for today?"
"Actually I thought we could just take it easy today," Ganondorf stated simply, "we've had a chapter a day out for the last three days, so I think we deserve it."
"I understand," Discord held a hand up understandingly, "well, I'm off to wish a dapper Discord Day to everypony else, tata."
UPDATE!- 5pm-ish, April 1st, 2014
"I am Darth Vader!" yelled Darth Vader, who was suddenly there, "and I've come to take you all to DISNEYLAND!"
"Yay!" cheered the Dark Lords, even the ones not on the rooftop.
And they all went to Disneyland. The End.
UPDATE 5:30pm-ish, Discord Day, Anno Posted
Except not! For just then Zod entered the Café!
"You will all now take orders from Zod!" said Zod.
"What would you like then, sir Zod?" asked Phantom.
"Zod will have a cappuccino," replied Zod.
And verily did Zod have his cappuccino.
UPDATE! Time, Date, Place, Or is it year?
"Ganondorf you fiend!" Princess Luna soared down from on high, landing elegantly on the rooftop, "this ends now!"
"Whatever do you mean princess?" Ganondorf feigned, sweating nervously.
"You know what I mean!" Luna screeched, tears in her eyes, "why have you broken mi heart in this way?"
"Its because I love yu," sed Ganondorf, "I nevr wanted to hurt yu but I did."
"Nu, mi luv!" Luna objectd, "i msth ve ur luv
"No," Twilight Sparkle dmanded, "stop it Pinkie."
"But Twilight!" the sugar-high pink party planner pony protested, "this romance will go down in the annals of pony fanfiction history!"
"And how do you figure that?" Twilight asked incredulously.
"It's a perfect combination," Pinkie proclaimed, "like Lyra and humans, Nightmare Moon and fillyhood, pegasi and naughtiness, it'll work!"
Twilight sighed, "At least get some sleep then, your spelling in these last bits is just atrocious."
"Ugh, fine."
And so Pinkie got some sleep, and promptly burned her terrible fanfiction upon awakening.
So remember kids: Don't eat tons and tons of candy and write fanfiction.
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