//------------------------------// // Friends, Enemies, Ponies, and Magic // Story: The warrior of equestria // by mrgamer90001 //------------------------------// We all showed up outside the portal witch closed down five seconds after i came through. "Where are we?" asked Conner examining the area "To be honest i grabbed the first universe i saw so i don't know where we are. Let's follow the brown dirt road." I said in a singing tone. "Did you just reference the Wizard of oz?" Sarah asked with a smile on her face "maybe i dunno let's just walk." I said trying to hide the fact that he referenced a movie he saw last night. They kept walking until they saw a village up ahead, Thats when I created a check list for a multi-verse and checked of all the things he saw so far "Plant life? check. Intelligent life? check. Habitable planet? what the bloody hell is that i just checked off that plant and intelligent life life here so..." "WERE HERE!" Sarah and conner yelled at me in unison when i noticed we were at a bridge that goes into town. "Oh sorry. Got carried away in my work i guess." "ya' think?" Conner said "No i guessed two different things." i said reasoning with him "Oh shut up." Conner said a bit annoyed that i told him off "Bite me." We ended our argument when we saw a bunch of pastel colored unicorns, pegasi, and regular equins talking to each other. "Dominant species? ponies." writing it out on the sheet of paper. "Am i the only one that thinks this is weird?" Sarah asked as she looked at me and her brother. We both simply nodded in approval. "LOOK OUT BELOW!" said from above us. Conner lept to the left and Sarah rolled to the right and i well... didn't hear anything so i looked at them like they were crazy until i was blind sited by a cyan Pegasus with a rainbow mane and tail with a rainbow light bolt for a... tattoo? weird . I hit the ground with a large thud with the sound of pain faintly escaping my lips. "Hehe sorry about that, hey are you even listening? What are you?" asked the cyan Pegasus. "Ok let me make this clear ok? Never pull that shit again! Anyways yes i'm listening, apology accepted, and i'm a human same with Sarah and Conner." I said with pain in my voice as i stood up. "Woah! watch the language buddy and wow you're your tall." Her eyes wide with shock as i stood at my full 6'3 height. "thank you for the complement." i said smiling "I don't know what a human is but i think i know somepony that does." the rainbow pegasus said "Wait.. somepony? HAHAHA!" i fell to the ground laughing at the terminology of this place. "Quiet down you're getting everypony's attention!" the pegasus said "EVERYPONY! HAHA" still laughing finally Conner grabbed my lips to quiet me and i stopped and we made to a tree. Thats right a motherfucking tree. WHO THE HELL TAKES AN UNKNOWN SPECIES TO A FUCKING TREE WITH WINDOWS IN IT! "Well never seen a tree before." i said in a sarcastic tone. "Say whats your name?" i asked the rainbow colored pegasus. "I'm rainbow dash the fastest flyer in equestria!" rainbow dash beamed As we walked inside a lavender unicorn was rearranging books when rainbow dash said "Hey twilight, i have somepony you would like to meet."