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// 2) fucking winter wrap up 
// Story: Gregor hates everything: rants from a pissed off civilian. 
// by GanAfterDark 
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Okay. What the fuck is up with winter wrap up? How the fucking hell is it possible for a bunch of mud ponies, rètarted bird ponies, and the ponies with cocks on their heads to bring a season away without any possible way for the cycle of doing it? That makes no fucking sense!

I mean, what's so fucking important with making a bunch of stupid ass bird nests? What the fuck are the birds supposed to do, they make nests on their own, right? Why do we need those stupid fucking fashionista ponies-Rarity especially, I fucking hate her-making some god damn fancy ass bird nests? They're completely capable of making their own things, so do something important and actually help the retardted non-special horses.

Plus- you know what, I'm not gonna waste any time complaining about the mud ponies jobs, because you know what? I actually LIKE that part. Eh fuck this. I need another beer. I'm too fucking pissed. 

Okay, let's complain about the hibernating animals. Let the mother fuckers sleep, for gods sake! Would you like it if I came into your house, yelling "wake the fuck up winters over!" I think all those animals are completely capable of waking their asses up without you're help. What am I talking about, you aren't helping the animals at all. 

You ponies are fucking retarted. No wonder I learned in school that horses brains are like the size of fucking peas. Good luck with the shittty system. White ass.

-Gregor